***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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hawk1689
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You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.
Danny Vermin
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Just dont welch, dip*****
ClickClack
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Silent For Too Long said:

So how do they taste?
I wouldn't know.

How does it feel to lose twice in a row and be tied in the silver boot race with a team who invested minimal resources into their roster this offseason and expected to get 4th place in the division while rebuilding?

A team who has had the most production from free agency to this point despite other teams paying over 100's of millions of dollars to bring in stars like Bryce Harper and manny machado?

How does it feel to get shut down by lance lynn? How does it feel to get owned by Danny Santana, a guy who we brought in on a minor league contract, fixed, and played nearly as good as Alvarez?

How does it feel to watch the "great" Astros bullpen cough up several late inning leads?

How does it feel to benefit from the home plate umpires incompetence tonight, time and time again, and STILL lose the game?


How does it feel that you're likely going to lose the series and you've played like dog crap up here all season long?



This got 8 stars? Rangers fans are so desperate that they are upvoting the crazy guy babbling on the corner. Good lord.

7 GB back in the division. Congrats on being tied head to head this year. Hang the banner! We know you do t have anything else to hang.
ClickClack
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hawk1689 said:

You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.


So bitter. The fact is we've won a World Series, won 100 games regularly, continue winning the division. Sorry that upsets you so much.
Silent For Too Long
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hawk1689 said:

You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.
We are on our way to having back-to-back-to-back 100 win seasons, something the team in Arlington will never, ever accomplish.

We have won a World Series and are in good position to win another, yet again something the team in Arlington will never, ever accomplish.

Congratulations on winning some inter league games neither fan base gave a **** about ten years ago.
Farmer1906
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ClickClack said:

hawk1689 said:

You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.


So bitter. The fact is we've won a World Series, won 100 games regularly, continue winning the division. Sorry that upsets you so much.


It's true. We're better than they've ever been or will be. I understand their envy.
Silent For Too Long
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I had the exact same thought. The guy goes on full tilt, bleeding his Astros' envy all over the thread, and the Arlingtonians rally around him like he's their hero.

The years have not been kind to the residents of southern Oklahoma.
Silent For Too Long
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I'd like to reiterate that the vitriol expressed by the ranger's fans, after a win, is rather indicative of who are the fathers and who are the progeny in this relationship.

They hate us because they anus.
Mr Gigem
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ClickClack said:

hawk1689 said:

You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.


So bitter. The fact is we've won a World Series, won 100 games regularly, continue winning the division. Sorry that upsets you so much.


I think you have to do it more than twice for it to be a regular occurrence
Grapesoda2525
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ClickClack said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Silent For Too Long said:

So how do they taste?
I wouldn't know.

How does it feel to lose twice in a row and be tied in the silver boot race with a team who invested minimal resources into their roster this offseason and expected to get 4th place in the division while rebuilding?

A team who has had the most production from free agency to this point despite other teams paying over 100's of millions of dollars to bring in stars like Bryce Harper and manny machado?

How does it feel to get shut down by lance lynn? How does it feel to get owned by Danny Santana, a guy who we brought in on a minor league contract, fixed, and played nearly as good as Alvarez?

How does it feel to watch the "great" Astros bullpen cough up several late inning leads?

How does it feel to benefit from the home plate umpires incompetence tonight, time and time again, and STILL lose the game?


How does it feel that you're likely going to lose the series and you've played like dog crap up here all season long?



This got 8 stars? Rangers fans are so desperate that they are upvoting the crazy guy babbling on the corner. Good lord.

7 GB back in the division. Congrats on being tied head to head this year. Hang the banner! We know you do t have anything else to hang.
Look at the pathetic little Astro fans coming back now to try and pick up the pieces. Some of you guys are comparable to the cock roach under the fridge who just won't die. They were too emotional to post much last night because they got owned on the field and in this thread.

You guys got beat so badly that even your own paper is reeling from the loss

From the Houston chronicle

Quote:

"The Rangers five unanswered runs in the final three innings left Houston's bullpen in ruins."
So gratifying and oh so true!






aggiefan09
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ClickClack said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Silent For Too Long said:

So how do they taste?
I wouldn't know.

How does it feel to lose twice in a row and be tied in the silver boot race with a team who invested minimal resources into their roster this offseason and expected to get 4th place in the division while rebuilding?

A team who has had the most production from free agency to this point despite other teams paying over 100's of millions of dollars to bring in stars like Bryce Harper and manny machado?

How does it feel to get shut down by lance lynn? How does it feel to get owned by Danny Santana, a guy who we brought in on a minor league contract, fixed, and played nearly as good as Alvarez?

How does it feel to watch the "great" Astros bullpen cough up several late inning leads?

How does it feel to benefit from the home plate umpires incompetence tonight, time and time again, and STILL lose the game?


How does it feel that you're likely going to lose the series and you've played like dog crap up here all season long?



This got 8 stars? Rangers fans are so desperate that they are upvoting the crazy guy babbling on the corner. Good lord.

7 GB back in the division. Congrats on being tied head to head this year. Hang the banner! We know you do t have anything else to hang.


Did you expect Grapesoda to not respond when personally called out?

There is a ton a of baseball left. The Astros have survived the injury bug because it's been position players. What happens if it bites the starting rotation? 7 GB can be overcome in a few series.

Same can be said about the Rangers rotation being mostly injury free. They moved on from their guaranteed loss with Drew Smyly, but still have some questions left to be answered.
Farmer1906
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aggiefan09 said:

ClickClack said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Silent For Too Long said:

So how do they taste?
I wouldn't know.

How does it feel to lose twice in a row and be tied in the silver boot race with a team who invested minimal resources into their roster this offseason and expected to get 4th place in the division while rebuilding?

A team who has had the most production from free agency to this point despite other teams paying over 100's of millions of dollars to bring in stars like Bryce Harper and manny machado?

How does it feel to get shut down by lance lynn? How does it feel to get owned by Danny Santana, a guy who we brought in on a minor league contract, fixed, and played nearly as good as Alvarez?

How does it feel to watch the "great" Astros bullpen cough up several late inning leads?

How does it feel to benefit from the home plate umpires incompetence tonight, time and time again, and STILL lose the game?


How does it feel that you're likely going to lose the series and you've played like dog crap up here all season long?



This got 8 stars? Rangers fans are so desperate that they are upvoting the crazy guy babbling on the corner. Good lord.

7 GB back in the division. Congrats on being tied head to head this year. Hang the banner! We know you do t have anything else to hang.


Did you expect Grapesoda to not respond when personally called out?

There is a ton a of baseball left. The Astros have survived the injury bug because it's been position players. What happens if it bites the starting rotation? 7 GB can be overcome in a few series.

Same can be said about the Rangers rotation being mostly injury free. They moved on from their guaranteed loss with Drew Smyly, but still have some questions left to be answered.


What position do McHugh, Peacock, Smith, Martin, & Whitley play?
aggiefan09
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Wasn't McHugh available last night? Pressly pitched a couple outs, then Rondon, then you know what happened next.
mAgnoliAg
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The code doesn't give a discount? Or is it because I waited too long?
Silent For Too Long
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Hey GS, I hear the more words you type the more you win the internet. Running is back again there, Tolstoy.

PS. You know how many times I've read a Dallas paper after an Astros game? It's the exact same as the number of championships Arlington has won.
ClickClack
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AccidentProne said:

ClickClack said:

hawk1689 said:

You do realize we had our way with you for more than a decade? Some flash in the pan team starts stealing signs and all of the sudden they're the Yankees in their own minds.


So bitter. The fact is we've won a World Series, won 100 games regularly, continue winning the division. Sorry that upsets you so much.


I think you have to do it more than twice for it to be a regular occurrence


I'm saying the last few years. Not trying to say in our history.
Mr Gigem
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mAgnoliAg said:

The code doesn't give a discount? Or is it because I waited too long?


Which game are you looking at?
mAgnoliAg
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AccidentProne said:

mAgnoliAg said:

The code doesn't give a discount? Or is it because I waited too long?


Which game are you looking at?

Tomorrow
Mr Gigem
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mAgnoliAg said:

AccidentProne said:

mAgnoliAg said:

The code doesn't give a discount? Or is it because I waited too long?


Which game are you looking at?

Tomorrow


Which seating area?
irish pete ag06
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BMX Bandit said:



Arlington, you have a problem.


Wouldn't it be better to have him and Mazara with a bobble hand statue.


You know what I'm talmbout.
crazeyalex
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Minor on the mound tonight, feel pretty good about taking this series.
irish pete ag06
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CrazeyAlex said:

Minor on the mound tonight, feel pretty good about taking this series.


Feel pretty good about taking this division.
Farmer1906
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irish pete ag06 said:

CrazeyAlex said:

Minor on the mound tonight, feel pretty good about taking this series.


Feel pretty good about taking this division.


Mic DROP
crazeyalex
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mAgnoliAg
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AccidentProne said:

mAgnoliAg said:

AccidentProne said:

mAgnoliAg said:

The code doesn't give a discount? Or is it because I waited too long?


Which game are you looking at?

Tomorrow


Which seating area?

Outfield 1st deck somewhere
crazeyalex
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Choo!!!!! For the second night in a row!
crazeyalex
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CrazeyAlex said:

Choo!!!!! For the second night in a row!


DANNY SANTANA FOLLOWING UP LAST NIGHT!
Aggie_3
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Grapesoda2525
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Astros clownball

Coming soon to a theater near you.
crazeyalex
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Running on Gallo?
dvldog
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Astronaut helmets behind the plate closing the visor for the rain.
Keeper of The Spirits
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I bet Mathis is wetting is pants with the catcher destroyer on third
Buck Compton
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crazeyalex
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Picked off!
dvldog
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Nice pinch runner
 
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