Biz Ag said:

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A co-worker probably said, "I work my nuts off around here!"

And he tells the coworker, "Hold my cerveza."

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Uno Equis beer

Mega Lops said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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Dude shot himself in the beanbag while working at Taco Cabana

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/01/19/houston-taco-restaurant-employee-charged-after-accidentally-shooting-himself-in-private-area-at-work/?fbclid=IwdGRleAPboqFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEehcL6G-gxHI4ZaMyoh5OQ-NvYUmsODaiB4ysKgYOc-M2V9CyUqmBzS5RLyC4_aem_fNbMzZhs89Lv4-92IQGamA

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was it cheddar bob? Well I guess more like Queso Roberto

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Juan Pelota.

I saw some interviews from the NRG watch party right after the loss and the folks interviewed were obviously drunk and/or stoned. Should have stayed up for the late news to watch the extended chaos.

Whoever put that event together to liquidate the last of the season's frozen Aramark slop and alcohol is a damn fool.

I imagine being at that watch party was like being in the seventh level of hell.

Some jackwagon employee at Taco Cabana at N. Shepherd and 610 scrambled the wrong huevos.

https://www.click2houston.com/video/id/nj2hasjtljzuesjug43gqnlmijmxs5su

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HOUSTON A 19-year-old Houston-area Taco Cabana employee has been charged with unlawfully carrying a firearm and tampering with evidence after he allegedly shot himself on accident.
Houston police got called to the Taco Cabana at 700 North Loop West on Jan. 14 for a shooting in progress. When they arrived, the teen employee was bloody and had an apparent gunshot wound to his private area, records show.

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Sounds like appendix carry gone wrong.

Welcome to last week.

CDUB98 said:

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Welcome to last week.

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Oops.

Oh well.

HoustonAggie11 said:

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Jugstore Cowboy said:

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I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

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yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

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the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.

agracer said:

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HoustonAggie11 said:

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Jugstore Cowboy said:

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I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

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yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

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the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.

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Ha, when I was at the LA Fitness next to Langham Creek HS, we would get some interesting non members. One time someone must have lit up a blunt in the court, and it wafted out to the entire gym area...And not a single gym goer or member of management batted an eye.

agracer said:

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HoustonAggie11 said:

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Jugstore Cowboy said:

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I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

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yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

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the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.

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My gym banned all guests from using the basketball courts lmao

This is why we just stay home.

Unless you have wandered onto the courts near Toyota Center shirtless in a pick up game, you haven't truly lived