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Texaggie7nine
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Yep. That deck below the Ultra club sign. There are 3 standing rows that have counter space for your beer and food with assigned spots. These tickets are on row 1. The pictures show stools but they removed them so it's standing only.

I'll take $100 for both together.

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Best place to ask. Bought a bucket of balls from a neighbor during a garage sale for training with my kid. Found this in there. Anyone know who's signature this is? TIA

~egon
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Best place to ask is probably the Astro thread on the Baseball board.
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Stretch Suba
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Thought this was pretty funny...yuck Fankees!


I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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scd88 said:

So, we need to see these moves 11 more times this year, right?
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Head Ninja In Charge
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LEGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Does Shiela jump on the Astros bandwagon for the Divisional round, or does she wait for the ALCS until she is a baseball fan?
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She definitely just recently put an Astros sticker on her pedegg.
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David_Puddy said:

She definitely just recently put an Astros sticker on her pedegg.
Makin it rain!...foot shavings.
Goose
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Alright, let's do this!
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Is ol Dan Pastorini behind home?
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Bun B

Hold it diiiiine h-tiiiine


jetch17
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Oooooooooh

Goose
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There we go…
wessimo
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Where's the win countdown?
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Mr. McGibblets
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Paul Wall

Hold it diiiiine h-tiiiine


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W

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Mr. McGibblets
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LETS ***NDNDNDMS GOOOOO!!!!


Goose
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Grandal needs to be earholed before this is all said and done.
txags92
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That was a c*cksucking call.
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Plenty of time to come back but ******* the home plate ump is God awful. He spotted these *******s 5 runs earlier with his bull**** zone.
sts7049
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this game has been ridiculous. but we're only down 3 in the 5th...plenty of time
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Cromagnum said:

Plenty of time to come back but ******* the home plate ump is God awful. He spotted these *******s 5 runs earlier with his bull**** zone.
MLB doesn't want a 3-0 sweep...particularly by Houston.
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WHAT ****ING GAME IS THE UMP WATCHING????? He's calling **** 6" off the ****ing plate!
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This whole umpire crew needs to be fired. My goodness
Mr. McGibblets
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All you need to know.
sts7049
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game 4 postponed until tomorrow
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Mr. McGibblets said:

All you need to know.

So does MLB assign playoff officiating like the NFL does Pro-Bowl selections? Where everybody picks the best ones but then when they say they're injured or have plans or just don't want to go, then we end up with whatever's left? cause that's kind of what it looks like...
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sts7049 said:

game 4 postponed until tomorrow
David_Puddy
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Looks like I'll be planning a late drinking lunch tomorrow then
Milwaukees Best Light
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Just one more example of MLB screwing over the Astros. We don't get that sweet Columbus day time slot and get pushed to Tuesday. If this was the yankees, MLB would be out there with umbrellas over Gaybar Torres.
 
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