*****Yellowstone Season 5 Thread*****

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I don't know, I think he is just falling subject to a force more powerful than pretty much anything.




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Oh, I get that Jamie isn't in a rational place right now... I'm just anticipating the reveal to his new partners that "Oh, yeah, sorry. Forgot to tell you guys that maybe I'm not the most respectable replacement candidate because my family has photographic evidence that I am in fact a murderer."
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Last season they bought the badass cutting horse to take out and win millions and also get stud fees. Was supposed to be the thing that made them money and get publicity. Another story that was introduced and completely disappeared
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I thought I remembered hearing from somewhere that vast majority of the horses in Yellowstone are actually Taylor's horses. I'm beginning to think that's the real reason for taking the cattle all the way back to the pens instead of branding/vaccinating in the pasture. He has some pretty elite horses and he just wanted the world to know.
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Some pretty good points here. Major plot defects….maybe they just forgot about the blackmail murder pics plot line.
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cbr said:

Some pretty good points here. Major plot defects….maybe they just forgot about the blackmail murder pics plot line.

Wouldn't she implicate the entire Yellowstone by exposing the "train station" if she were to follow through on her threat to Jamie?
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That and it's a hell of a lot easier to work cattle in a set of pens.
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Yes but sometimes just not worth it depending on how far their grazing pasture is from the pens. I know a big west Texas rancher that does it all in the pasture. He said he basically makes a coral with men on horseback to hold the cattle in. Mainly because he said getting them to the pens isn't worth the trouble when you're 15+ miles to a set of pens. I'd like to see it one day. It's be a cool thing to see.
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rak1693 said:

Yes but sometimes just not worth it depending on how far their grazing pasture is from the pens. I know a big west Texas rancher that does it all in the pasture. He said he basically makes a coral with men on horseback to hold the cattle in. Mainly because he said getting them to the pens isn't worth the trouble when you're 15+ miles to a set of pens. I'd like to see it one day. It's be a cool thing to see.


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4stringAg said:

Mr. Nussbaum said:

I am surprised that Dodge hasn't capitalized on the show with a Yellowstone trim package truck. I think the Laramie package is their top of the line. Something to compete in name with Ford's King Ranch.
They could tie it in to the Laramie character on the show and give it a nice rack.


She was wearing the hell out of her outfit during the tent walk of shame.
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Lol

Speaking of their outfits, what is the weather there? The cowboys ride out in heavy jackets and the girls wake up in tank tops
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Or in the mountains, Rip wakes up in his jeans and jacket while Beth wakes up presumably naked under a blanket.
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JCRiley09 said:

Lol

Speaking of their outfits, what is the weather there? The cowboys ride out in heavy jackets and the girls wake up in tank tops


I have a lot of criticisms of the show. This is not one of them.
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JCRiley09 said:

Lol

Speaking of their outfits, what is the weather there? The cowboys ride out in heavy jackets and the girls wake up in tank tops
You'd rather see the girls in jackets & the cowboys in tank tops?
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I'm too lazy to go back and look, but I'm pretty sure the conservation easement was known to the airport/land developer folks way back when the foul mouth hag with shake voice was still in town. Now they act like it's a new bombshell.

And I love the idea that the 6666 is selling out of their own beef every year, but just happen to have land to graze 5,000 head that they aren't using.
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I was talking to my father in law about the cow working scene and he was telling me that when Clayton Williams used to work his cattle at his ranch near Alpine that we would hire a cook and set up tents near the pens. He said there was never a live band involved but people would sit around and play their guitar. Minus the live band, Clayton used to have a pretty similar set up to that.
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sam callahan said:

I'm too lazy to go back and look, but I'm pretty sure the conservation easement was known to the airport/land developer folks way back when the foul mouth hag with shake voice was still in town. Now they act like it's a new bombshell.

And I love the idea that the 6666 is selling out of their own beef every year, but just happen to have land to graze 5,000 head that they aren't using.



Yes! Said this same thing to my husband. " Why are they all acting surprised?? They all already knew. And didn't Jamie DEFINITELY already know??"
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Have we ever seen winter in Yellowstone County? It's currently -14 in Billings, -37F wind chill. It always seems to be spring or summer there.
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She fine AF
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Finally got around to watching latest episode. So many plot holes.

Whatever. Get to see this:



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wbt5845 said:

Finally got around to watching latest episode. So many plot holes.

Whatever. Get to see this:






Didn't think she was your type, since she isn't a high school aged boy in a marching band uniform.
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AJ02 said:

sam callahan said:

I'm too lazy to go back and look, but I'm pretty sure the conservation easement was known to the airport/land developer folks way back when the foul mouth hag with shake voice was still in town. Now they act like it's a new bombshell.

And I love the idea that the 6666 is selling out of their own beef every year, but just happen to have land to graze 5,000 head that they aren't using.



Yes! Said this same thing to my husband. " Why are they all acting surprised?? They all already knew. And didn't Jamie DEFINITELY already know??"

Yeah I thought this too but wasn't sure because seems like a gigantic gaffe.
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Sometimes I wonder if Jamie is doing a rope-a-dope. But I don't think he has the skills.....and it would be kind of lame.....story writing wise.
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Rascal said:

AJ02 said:

sam callahan said:

I'm too lazy to go back and look, but I'm pretty sure the conservation easement was known to the airport/land developer folks way back when the foul mouth hag with shake voice was still in town. Now they act like it's a new bombshell.

And I love the idea that the 6666 is selling out of their own beef every year, but just happen to have land to graze 5,000 head that they aren't using.



Yes! Said this same thing to my husband. " Why are they all acting surprised?? They all already knew. And didn't Jamie DEFINITELY already know??"

Yeah I thought this too but wasn't sure because seems like a gigantic gaffe.
To me that seemed preplanned between Jamie and the girl. When the other lawyer left she commented on his acting skills. I assumed they were planning to pin the "billions in loses" on John Dutton to impeach, they are trying to get Jamie clear of the conservatorship.

Doesn't really make sense to me, but it was supposedly a scheme
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I'm going to say John and Jaime are in this together without the knowledge of Beth. Going to be interesting
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Interesting… how the turntables!
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I wonder if Jamie's new friend meets the same fate as her 1883 character. Maybe we will find out soon.
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Buck Turgidson said:

I'm just here to say I really, REALLY hate Beth. She's a rampant PMSing ***** 24/7 and nobody will smack her down and shut her up. I also hate that weird Indian ***** with the mouth that looks like a small black dog turd.

I'm beginning to wonder about Taylor Sheridan and why he keeps writing in annoying female characters in his shows (cough/1883/cough). I guess we'll see Sunday if he's going to put one in 1923 as well.


I think because most of the country probably thinks this is how "cowboy culture" actually is. He is playing to the masses and not folks like us that know or actually have experience in this realm.

Every character is ridiculously overwritten and overblown, murders don't get investigated, no one goes to prison, people beat each other to near death over family dinners, etc.
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water turkey said:

Buck Turgidson said:

I'm just here to say I really, REALLY hate Beth. She's a rampant PMSing ***** 24/7 and nobody will smack her down and shut her up. I also hate that weird Indian ***** with the mouth that looks like a small black dog turd.

I'm beginning to wonder about Taylor Sheridan and why he keeps writing in annoying female characters in his shows (cough/1883/cough). I guess we'll see Sunday if he's going to put one in 1923 as well.


I think because most of the country probably thinks this is how "cowboy culture" actually is. He is playing to the masses and not folks like us that know or actually have experience in this realm.

Every character is ridiculously overwritten and overblown, murders don't get investigated, no one goes to prison, people beat each other to near death over family dinners, etc.


It's become unwatchable as far as I'm concerned. I'd have thrown in the towel last season if not for the wife.
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It's been ridiculous from episode 1. I just cringe through most of it, to get to the good parts.
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This happens every season.

So many people hate this show yet YOU STILL WATCH IT.

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This show has been a modern day Dallas since the beginning.

I don't remember people in the oil business whining this much about "realism" back in the 80's. But maybe that is because it was before internet message boards.
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Wes97 said:

This show has been a modern day Dallas since the beginning.

I don't remember people in the oil business whining this much about "realism" back in the 80's. But maybe that is because it was before internet message boards.


I was a kid. I remember my parents planning around Dallas and Falcon Crest. They didn't care. They just enjoyed it. God forbid we do that here.
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how many of you have not seen 1883?
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Charpie said:

Wes97 said:

This show has been a modern day Dallas since the beginning.

I don't remember people in the oil business whining this much about "realism" back in the 80's. But maybe that is because it was before internet message boards.


I was a kid. I remember my parents planning around Dallas and Falcon Crest. They didn't care. They just enjoyed it. God forbid we do that here.
Don't forget Dynasty! Yellowstone is really formulaic like those shows that were absolutely loved by the masses.

Power, Wealth, and Sex! Wins every time.
 
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