Dat stuff dat trouble you about da movies

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In reply to rhoswen • 4:36p, 6/14/17
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rhoswen said:
You guys are gonna laugh, but...

88 miles a ****ing hour. That's not even that FAST.
Faster than the speedo on any new cars at that point...
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4:39p, 6/14/17
This is a great thread
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4:44p, 6/14/17
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The Forrest Gump/Jenny is one of the all time classics. After that movie came out my circle of friends used the term "Jenny evil" when describing a chick who was a super biotch.


Here's one that always bothered me.....
In Armageddon an asteroid is hurtling towards earth and time is limited (understatement). So they decide to take a bunch of roughnecks and train them to be astronauts. Pretty sure it would have been a lot easier to teach astronauts how to drill than the other way around.
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In reply to rhoswen • 4:46p, 6/14/17
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rhoswen said:
You guys are gonna laugh, but...

88 miles a ****ing hour. That's not even that FAST.
If you start picking apart Back to the Future, we're going to be here allllllll day
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4:52p, 6/14/17
The fact that Samuel Gerard didn't care if Richard Kimble was innocent of killing his wife or not really pissed me off. If he had been willing to sit down and talk with Dr. Kimble in the dam's overflow tunnel, then maybe he could have helped in the investigation and saved everyone a ton of trouble. Furthermore, in doing so, it is unlikely that Newman's hearing would be damaged for life.
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In reply to $240 Worth of Pudding • 4:52p, 6/14/17
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Gota De Limon said:
The Forrest Gump/Jenny is one of the all time classics. After that movie came out my circle of friends used the term "Jenny evil" when describing a chick who was a super biotch.


Here's one that always bothered me.....
In Armageddon an asteroid is hurtling towards earth and time is limited (understatement). So they decide to take a bunch of roughnecks and train them to be astronauts. Pretty sure it would have been a lot easier to teach astronauts how to drill than the other way around.
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4:54p, 6/14/17
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the eagles in Lord of the Rings yet. Why wouldn't they just fly the whole way there?
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4:54p, 6/14/17
But didn't they say in the movie that drilling was hard? It was in the movie so it must be true. Drilling is hard right?
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 4:55p, 6/14/17
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Eagles in Lord of the Rings yet.

Because it's been discussed before that the eagles were a bunch of diqs and Sauron was watching the skies.
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4:56p, 6/14/17
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Also, do Transformers have unlimited ammo?
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In reply to chipotle • 4:57p, 6/14/17
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chipotle said:
Champ Bailey said:
I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Eagles in Lord of the Rings yet.

Because it's been discussed before that the eagles were a bunch of diqs and Sauron was watching the skies.


Ok then how about this one. Why would the ring wraiths start out on horses when they have these badass dragons the entire time?
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5:01p, 6/14/17
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Fury

Great movie until the final battle scene. Wehrmacht commander is willing to send wave after wave of his troops to die by the dozens over one disabled Sherman. Why not just go around and leave a few snipers behind to pick off the crew if they try to flee the tank? Honestly, who would sacrifice dozens of their soldiers, in the waning days of WWII, for a busted up tank? His own troops should have shot him.
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In reply to Jack Bristow • 5:13p, 6/14/17
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Jack Bristow said:
Gota De Limon said:
The Forrest Gump/Jenny is one of the all time classics. After that movie came out my circle of friends used the term "Jenny evil" when describing a chick who was a super biotch.


Here's one that always bothered me.....
In Armageddon an asteroid is hurtling towards earth and time is limited (understatement). So they decide to take a bunch of roughnecks and train them to be astronauts. Pretty sure it would have been a lot easier to teach astronauts how to drill than the other way around.


I feel exceedingly doooshy for independently coming to a conclusion that Ben Affleck came too. I need a shower.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 5:22p, 6/14/17
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Burdizzo said:
The Death Star in both movies was supposedly still under construction, but you never saw any construction barricades, construction workers, or construction debris.

Neatest contractors in the history of the universe.
Yeah and the Galactic EPA and OSH would be all over their *****
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5:22p, 6/14/17
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Not that I feel compelled to defend Armageddon but.......what does NASA actually train the drill team to do? They're basically passengers until it's time to drill the hole, then they do their thing. It's not like they taught them to pilot, repair, or troubleshoot the space shuttle.
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 5:37p, 6/14/17
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Champ Bailey said:
Cstrickland05 said:
If the aliens had never encountered water, how would they know it was bad for them? Same as the bacteria in War of the Worlds.
Why would you go through with a full scale invasion as an advanced species if you didn't know the environment beforehand?
You'd think one of those aliens would have accidentally touched water, got hurt, and said "EFF THIS WE ARE OUTTA HERE!"

But no.... they hung around for a week... somehow without getting rained on, or humidity, or anything else....

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In reply to JD05AG • 5:39p, 6/14/17
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If West Caanan won the district championship, why did they never play football again?

Because the scandal broke about abusing players/drugs and they had sanctions. I always took it at that...

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5:39p, 6/14/17
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killing Rorschach is totally pointless in the grand scheme of things. He turned in his journal and the truth was going to be revealled anyway. Ozy and Dr. Manhattan can eat a big blue d*ck.
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5:44p, 6/14/17
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1. Simba and Nala were at BEST half siblings. At worst....Arkansas would blush.

2. In order to fight trans-dimensional monsters of enormous size, the best solution humanity could come up with to combat them is giant robots piloted by 2 people of similar brainwaves? BUT THE MONSTER WORLD AT THE END WAS BLOWN UP BY A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, WHY DO YOU NEED ROBOTS?!!

3. Only in a fictional world is Kristen Stewart more 'fair/beautiful' than Charlize Theron. I'm sorry but that mirror was trippin.
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5:50p, 6/14/17
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5:58p, 6/14/17
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Who dialed Cypher into the Matrix when he met with Agent Smith?

How does an overweight Happy Hogan fit into Stark's Iron Man suit?
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6:10p, 6/14/17
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Upham lying at the bottom of the stairs in Saving Private Ryan.
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In reply to rhoswen • 6:20p, 6/14/17
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rhoswen said:
You guys are gonna laugh, but...

88 miles a ****ing hour. That's not even that FAST.


For the rolling turd that is a Delorean it is.

Like someone else said, BTTF is just a can of worms with this stuff.

Do Marty's parents wonder how their son looks just like that guy that helped them get together in high school, who also happened to be named Marty? Same for Biff, especially when Marty was trying to get the Almanac back from him at the dance and in the car afterwards.
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6:47p, 6/14/17
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Indiana Jones and Crystal Skulls... the fact that it was ever made
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7:06p, 6/14/17
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Coincidentally was talking with a friend aboutt this today --

Why is Neo able to stop the sentinels with his mind in the real world?
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In reply to chipotle • 7:16p, 6/14/17
chipotle said:
But didn't they say in the movie that drilling was hard? It was in the movie so it must be true. Drilling is hard right?

In my opinion the fact that they addressed this, however preposterously, makes it fair.
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In reply to TMoney2007 • 7:23p, 6/14/17
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TMoney2007 said:
rhoswen said:
You guys are gonna laugh, but...

88 miles a ****ing hour. That's not even that FAST.
Faster than the speedo on any new cars at that point...


Cars in the sixties had speedometers that showed 120 mph. At least our 64 cuda and 68 Fury III did
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7:34p, 6/14/17
Why didn't the Nazis kill that old dude in Raiders after he translated the talisman for them? He was the only one who could do it and they thought they had their answer. Why let anyone else have a shot?
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8:06p, 6/14/17
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4. Complex quantum physics data can be transmitted via Morse code?!! (Interstellar)

5. Tom Hanks never opened the box. WHATS IN THE BOX?!! (Cast Away)

6. Does Superman need haircuts? If so, wouldn't you need kryptonite scissors? (Any super man movie)
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In reply to Sapper Redux • 8:07p, 6/14/17
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Dr. Watson said:
Why didn't the Nazis kill that old dude in Raiders after he translated the talisman for them? He was the only one who could do it and they thought they had their answer. Why let anyone else have a shot?
They never considered that anyone else would have the talisman since it burned in the fire.
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In reply to M.C. Swag • 8:14p, 6/14/17
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M.C. Swag said:
4. Complex quantum physics data can be transmitted via Morse code?!! (Interstellar)

5. Tom Hanks never opened the box. WHATS IN THE BOX?!! (Cast Away)

6. Does Superman need haircuts? If so, wouldn't you need kryptonite scissors? (Any super man movie)


Why does he stand with his hands on his hips as bullets bounce off his chest, yet when the bad guy runs out of ammo and throws the gun at Superman, he ducks?
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In reply to Cinco Ranch Aggie • 8:24p, 6/14/17
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Dr. Watson said:
Why didn't the Nazis kill that old dude in Raiders after he translated the talisman for them? He was the only one who could do it and they thought they had their answer. Why let anyone else have a shot?
They never considered that anyone else would have the talisman since it burned in the fire.


They're Nazis. Why take the chance?
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 8:31p, 6/14/17
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Coincidentally was talking with a friend aboutt this today --

Why is Neo able to stop the sentinels with his mind in the real world?

If they were willing to tell a great story, instead of having a third movie with too much fighting and cgi, you tell the story that "the real world" is another matrix.


The evidence exits in M1, morpheus "what is the matrix, neo? Control. Control to turn a human being into this *duracel*."

If they spent the third film with neo actually releasing people from the layers of the matrix it would have been a film of liberation that is extremely meta. But they didn't tell that story.
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8:32p, 6/14/17
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Frozen:

Parents find out that their daughters have what they consider a physical handicap and to deal with it they lock them away and isolate them for their entire childhoods.

Fast forward to when they grow up and one sister tries to reestablish a relationship with her older sister and the older sister subsequently decides that royalty isn't for her and runs away from a life of luxury and royalty, and her only remaining family.

Here's where I get pissed: little sister goes after big sister to convince her to return to her duty and big sister tries, numerous times mind you, to kill her.

Big decides, after the third try and most successful attempt, to murder her sister, that she wants the responsibility of ruling a kingdom and the people in the kingdom are cool with it and willing to overlook the numerous counts of attempted murder and curses of an eternal winter.

Elsa may be the second most selfish ***** in human history, behind Jenny from Forest Gump
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In reply to Cromagnum • 8:47p, 6/14/17
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Cromagnum said:
In 300, after one of the battles at the hot gates, where the hell did Leonidas find an apple to eat? Surely he had nowhere to stash it since their travel gear was spear, shield, boots, helm, and Speedos.
Spartans had incredible sphincter control.
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