This is gunna get bloody fast

God gemma is such a *****

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Gemma remarries Al when Hale develops Charming Plaza II full of new show stores. The store gets held up by the leader of the Sisters of Mercy MC, a drag queen MC outta Vegas on their way to a show in LA. The SoM VP turns out to be an old "friend" of Tig. They jacked the shoe store because one of the Byz Lats carjacked their van. That starts the weekly GTA mission. They recover the stolen van full of feathered boas, Tig nearly faints, and the SoM do a fetish night at Diosa in return. Tig half suggests they bring SoM to Caracara.

Meanwhile back in Hazzard County, Wendy LaCerva gets more and more interested in taking Abel and Thomas. Seeing the SoM show rekindles Bobby's interest in doing Elvis.

As the show comes to its cliche musical end,
Jax is tucking in Abel and Thomas
Kurt Sutter still hasn't figured out Katey Sagal can't sing
Bobby is doing Elvis in the mirror.
Adri..Wendy is staring longingly at pics of Thomas and Abel.
Tig is wrapped in feathered boas.
As the music fades, Al flushes a toilet.

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Tig didn't get a feathered boa, but described doing his mom. Wendy stared at the real thing, not pics. They did wind up at Caracara, probably with Diosa girls. WeWe got a cliche musical end with the worst BR ever. The new sheriff should have been Michelle Rodriguez since she's gonna turn out to be a lesbian anyway.

I wonder how Juice manages to get a solid hammer-cocking sound from a striker-fired Glock. Jigsaw just needs to die already. And the worst part is I'm gonna keep watching.

How long till someone has a sock named "Red Woodie".....

One thing that drives me nuts, why in the world did Jax trust Gemma's story about the Chinese? As many times as she had lied and manipulated the club, you take her word? Especially when she is #1 person with motive to kill Tara?

Oh, and Zoom Zoom!

The music scenes are damn near unbearable. So freaking cheesy.

Slow start. Hated the Chinese blame game to get the ball rolling. Juice is screwed. Lea Michelle was in the trailers for upcoming episodes, so probably expect some Glee singing thrown in. Not sure what her role is gonna be.

Nero never opened his beer when he was chilling with his eses on the porch.

I noticed that about the beer too.

Jax is not a guy I would piss off ever.

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The music scenes are damn near unbearable. So freaking cheesy.

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Based on what I read on another board, I thought I was the only who hated the music videos.

A great DVD extra would be a montage of all the montages strung together. Of course, I'd probably get motion sickness from all the panning.

Speaking of motion sickness, for whatever reason I felt like they were trying to do too much with the way they filmed last night's episodes. Lots of unnecessary pans, especially when they were all at the table.

Also, did I miss something? Was there a scene where Gemma talked to Jax about Lin before the reveal came to TO and the Grim ********? That was a pretty large jump....even by SoA standards.

^^ No. I guess in SOA time it was when they were driving, and that's why he was so eager for the meet.

I thought it was pretty good start.

The wheelchair scene bothered me. The cheesy azz graphics ruined it. The concept wasn't too bad but the bad graphics really ruined it for me.

I also love how Jax has trust issues with Wendy and the kids but tells her to take it up with Gemma. WTF?

Is that new actress for Leila? Oh yeah...More Chucky!!!

The graphics from that wheelchair scene were more ludicrous than an episode of "Land of the Lost." It made me laugh. I also got the impression that Jax was selling out the Grim Bas tards, using them as a pawn in some grand scheme.

Jax is on the warpath and it will ultimately end in his destruction. I predict Gemma is the one to kill him. Forget about Clay Morrow, she is the real antagonist of this show. Nero is a goner too, now that they're back together.

Juice is screwed. Hopefully, he won't kill Unser. Even though Unser has little value to the show anymore, other than being Gemma's beeyotch.

It might be easier to start a pool on who is left alive at the end of the season than who gets offed.

I'm sure Unser's role will increase with the new sheriff coming to town.

Gemma has always been the antagonist. She sold everyone out over the years for her twisted view of the family.

PH

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This drives me insane as well. For just about every gun pulled on this show they have a sound effect of a hammer being pulled yet most are Glocks.

Comeon ....

I can't remember...why is Juice hiding from SAMCRO? I thought Jax forgave him for being a narc.

/AJ02

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I can't remember...why is Juice hiding from SAMCRO? I thought Jax forgave him for being a narc.

/AJ02

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I got high on drugs and leaked information to Nero SAMCRO about killing one of neros friends old lady's

Add this to the list of shows that I'm going to have to stick out to the end just because I've come this far. See True Blood, Dexter, Weeds. The predictability at this point is just silly and now they are doing cheesy wheelchair dragging special effects to boot. They are lucky they have viewer loyalty at this point.

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Add this to the list of shows that I'm going to have to stick out to the end just because I've come this far. See True Blood, Dexter, Weeds. The predictability at this point is just silly and now they are doing cheesy wheelchair dragging special effects to boot. They are lucky they have viewer loyalty at this point.

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Same, although I managed to drop Weeds around Season 5.

It's too bad. Season 1 was solid. Season 2 was outstanding. Season 3 kind of sucked but the finale was one of the best episodes of TV I've seen. Then all downhill.

I watched 1-6 in about 3 weeks on Netflix and amazon. It's better than average but Charlie Hunham just isn't that good of an actor to carry it. The rest of the cast is pretty solid IMO.

Spoiler maybe





Can't believe the new sheriff is Charlotte from The Bridge.

Well she did just die in the last episode so she was available for work

The CGI in this gunfight... I can do as good on my iPhone.

The CGI isn't the best, but the most unrealistic part of this show has to be Jimmy Smits making cardigans look cool. That's where I draw the line!

Nero gettin' cozy w/ Jax ex.

Only took three lines for Abel to become no worse than the third best actor on the show

this show is dumb and I don't see how some can tell me it is better than Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones. Only reason I'm sticking around is it is the last season and I'm holding out hope that Gemma gets it in the face.

The whole "beef" with the Asian gang is so weak and Jax just going around killing everyone for reasons that don't make sense are going to make this season hard to watch.

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this show is dumb and I don't see how some can tell me it is better than Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones. Only reason I'm sticking around is it is the last season and I'm holding out hope that Gemma gets it in the face.

The whole "beef" with the Asian gang is so weak and Jax just going around killing everyone for reasons that don't make sense are going to make this season hard to watch.

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I haven't had a single person tell me it is better than BB or GOT. You need smarter friends.