***Sons of Anarchy: Season 7***

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I can suspend disbelief for a whole lotta things, but who the hell still has a computer with a 3.5" floppy drive?




My wife said the same thing. (UnderoosAg, you are cracking me up with all your analysis.) Toddler strut=screen. I can't wait for this kid to kill one of Gemma's birds. All the best psychos start out killing animals.

Eye am really shocked Bobby was abducted. Eye thought he'd be the one Son to come out of this season whole. Eye guess eye was wrong.

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Bobby will be feyen.
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Can someone explain why Jax decided to try to take down Marx? He spent so much time and trouble getting him the gun trade from the Irish, why is he trying to destroy him now? Because Jax felt that Marx was in his way to bring down Lin? I haven't been paying that close attention this season with it being such a cluster, but I missed out on that.

I know Marx threatened to kill Jax if he found out he was lying about starting a turf war, or something like that. Just kinda idiotic to try to take down the richest, most powerful person on the show instead of little biker gangbangers like normal, but then again, the whole show became idiotic once Otto made Gemma the main character, who cares if that's his wife.
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Did anyone else expect the Sons Van to pull up right before the end of the halftime and dump the Aggie offense out at midfield. Damn.

This comment caught me completely off guard and made me laugh.

Thanks!
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I can suspend disbelief for a whole lotta things, but who the hell still has a computer with a 3.5" floppy drive?



I saw this as well. Had to pause as I was laughing so hard.
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I can't believe Jax's plan backfired. Guy just can't catch a break huh?

And my in-show prediction was spot on. No way Pope doesn't know who drove up the work site and cut the chain.

That whoare they picked up was pretty hot.
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Can someone explain why Jax decided to try to take down Marx? He spent so much time and trouble getting him the gun trade from the Irish, why is he trying to destroy him now? Because Jax felt that Marx was in his way to bring down Lin? I haven't been paying that close attention this season with it being such a cluster, but I missed out on that.

I know Marx threatened to kill Jax if he found out he was lying about starting a turf war, or something like that. Just kinda idiotic to try to take down the richest, most powerful person on the show instead of little biker gangbangers like normal, but then again, the whole show became idiotic once Otto made Gemma the main character, who cares if that's his wife.

There's your answer. Jax has to strike first before they end up as fill in new housing projects. I think you hit the nail on the head. The show would almost make more sense if the last few seasons were called Sons of Crazy Gemma.

Maybe the computer was another crossover moment. The computer could be the Cardiff Giant II from Halt and Catch Fire. Or maybe, as with everything else, they just overlook all the details.

Why didn't Jax just shoot Marks' security guy? Ditch the car and the package, and ask Marks via Tyler why they never showed up?

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SAMCRO does not have the man power to square off with Marks. Killing Marks henchman would do more harm than good. Now, they have to run to other charters for help, but will not get it since Jax screwed the Indian Hills president by killing his son. The 9ers (led by Tyler) are presumably dead, since Marks has likely figured out they were aligned with SAMCRO. I bet Marks has his own meat wagon full of dead gang bangers.
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It's a bit early in the season yet, but I expect everyone to learn this such that we can go caroling once this disaster is finally over.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the MC gave to me:
12 Deals a Failin'
Eleven Escorts Dying
Ten Chinese fryiin'
Nine-ers purple bangin'
Eight Mayans Muleing
Seventh Season Sucking
Six Gemma's Lyings
Five Black Harleys
Four Charming 'Burbs
Three Banger Vans
Two Missing Thumbs
And a threesome over at Red Woody

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Poor Bobby. I hope they get payback but to you have to expect the worst for all of them at this point. All because of ****ing Gemma.
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Now, they have to run to other charters for help, but will not get it since Jax screwed the Indian Hills president by killing his son.


Pretty positive that's not his son, it's a veteran buddy. No way Jax would kill his son.
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John Teller ate it on the day I got married.

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Now, they have to run to other charters for help, but will not get it since Jax screwed the Indian Hills president by killing his son.


Pretty positive that's not his son, it's a veteran buddy. No way Jax would kill his son.


Jax didn't know it was his son. Technically no one does. It was hinted at when Jury mentioned the "wh0res" and then the body disappeared.
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Good *********this show is terrible. When did it jump the shark? I vote for when Tara's boss was revealed to be a MC b itch with tats on her back.
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Good *********this show is terrible. When did it jump the shark? I vote for when Tara's boss was revealed to be a MC b itch with tats on her back.

That's a pretty good one. If it happened before they went to Ireland then I'll agree with you. If not, I vote for when they had to go to Ireland.
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Finally watch this episode.
the computer thing made me laugh. I am still piseed the kids haven't been killed and now Gemma will be as well. It is amazing how bad this show has become. The first few seasons were great then it just got worse and worse until it became a comedy
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This show is the fat girl at the bar that looked decent enough (in my drunken state) to take home. Now, that I'm plowing her mid-hump, I realize she has a third nipple, keeps calling me "poppy" and has a mild hair lip. As much as I want to stop, I have to finish the task at hand.
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Good *********this show is terrible. When did it jump the shark? I vote for when Tara's boss was revealed to be a MC b itch with tats on her back.
it jumped the shark when a pediatric thoracic surgeon decided to stay in a crapy little house in a tiny town because her high school crush was nice to her.
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In their defense, she came "home" to escape a Fed stalker. Now 37 injuries to the same hand, digging out bullets and patching ass dog bites...

I googled SOA jumps shark hoping for a pic of Jax and the shark. There are SOAJTS threads on multiple boards back to season 4
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Sneaking a bunch of bikers into Ireland in a Bizet is at least practicing at jumping the shark.
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eyeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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In their defense, she came "home" to escape a Fed stalker. Now 37 injuries to the same hand, digging out bullets and patching ass dog bites...

I googled SOA jumps shark hoping for a pic of Jax and the shark. There are SOAJTS threads on multiple boards back to season 4


If she would have been a pediatrician, I could have bought it or better an er nurse but having her a pediatric surgeon was a little too mugh to swallow.
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One nice thing about the biker gangs is that everyone always has their name and affiliation right there on their jacket. hell, most of the time it has their title as well.

Game of Thrones would be a lot easier to get through if everyone was wearing kuttes.
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In their defense, she came "home" to escape a Fed stalker. Now 37 injuries to the same hand, digging out bullets and patching ass dog bites...

I googled SOA jumps shark hoping for a pic of Jax and the shark. There are SOAJTS threads on multiple boards back to season 4


If she would have been a pediatrician, I could have bought it or better an er nurse but having her a pediatric surgeon was a little too mugh to swallow.


They couldn't afford another character to play the surgeon when Abel had issues and needed surgery. The production budget all went to computers.
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I finally watched last week's episode. God I can't wait for this show to be over.
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The Separation of Crows (28 Oct. 2014) Episode 8

"A traitor is suspected as SAMCRO searches for a missing member."



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The Separation of Crows (28 Oct. 2014) Episode 8

"A traitor is suspected as SAMCRO searches for a missing member."



So Juice gets kidnapped by a rival gang that realizes he has info that will destroy SAMCRO? Here comes the return of Asian gangbangers for no real reason other than more convoluted alliances and firefights....
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Wouldn't Bobby be the missing member?
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I think Bobby is the missing member, and the "traitor" is from another chapter of SOA.
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I think Bobby is the missing member, and the "traitor" is from another chapter of SOA.


Uncle Jury. Or whatever the **** his name is.
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So Juice gets kidnapped by a rival gang that realizes he has info that will destroy SAMCRO?
Kidnapped from jail?
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So Juice gets kidnapped by a rival gang that realizes he has info that will destroy SAMCRO?
Kidnapped from jail?
IT would be about par for the course lately...
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I think Bobby is the missing member, and the "traitor" is from another chapter of SOA.


Uncle Jury.


Agreed. AKA "Halo Bartender" from Fight Club.

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# of dead hookers - 0

# of painfully bad scenes with Abel - 1 "Why does Uncle Bobby look like the man on the menu at the fish place? Where's my hammer, Daddy?"

# of dead Sons - 0.

# of dead Mayans - 0

# of dead one niners aka the "good" bangers - min of 3. Tyler is dead for delivering Jax's message.

# of dead civilians - 0

# of vans full of dead bangers - 0

# of vans full of live bangers - 2

# of times someone says Jesus Christ (onscreen only!) - 3

# of A-Team dun duh-run-dun, dun, dun dun shootouts - 2

Number of deals Jax makes - 1

# of tender moments between Chibbs and the Sheriff -1

# of gratuitous explosions - 0

# of body parts removed - 0. The knife from the preview was a fake teaser. They cut Bobby loose to move him.

# of Gemma lies - 2

Who do we see? Halo Cop, Marks,

There is a Boot Ride benefit at Floore's Country Store this coming Sunday. Radio said Juice and I think Chibbs will be there. I've seen one other place there may be more cast members. Radio announcement last week said they were still filming. It the show looks and feels like slapped together microwaved dog sht, it's because it's slapped together microwaved dog sht. I'm tempted to go and ask how you get a Glock to make a hammer noise.
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"They killed my birds! [crying]"

That quote made me literally laugh out loud...and finally make me hate Gemma more than just about any character on TV in recent history.

I thought for sure that she was crying because she realized that she single-handedly caused the death of her son's wife, her grandchildren's mother, every person that's died this entire season (which is probably over 30 or 40 by now), and had someone break into her grandchild's room to threaten his life. But no...she only cared about the birds.
 
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