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Can someone summarize this whole thread?

Did anyone check to see if he reviewed the jail?

Greg D, don't let these nerds get to you, just keep doing your thing brah. Haters gonna hate.

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Sorry. I didn't read that far bro

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Because critter cam=FNG

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you take that back!!!!

FNG



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Did anyone check to see if he reviewed the jail?

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The bologna sandwiches were soggy and bland, but the frozen OJ tasted fresh squeezed. The rooms were cramped and not very spacious, the beds are hard, but the Sports Illustrated magazines in the cell help pass the time. If you can get ahold of the swimsuit issue, despite a few missing pages and some mystery stains it's well worth the going rate of a pack of cigarettes per hour of use. If you do aqcuire it, be aware that whoever rented it out to you may later pay you a visit and insist that you still owe them an OJ as part of the rental fee. I wish i would have known this before, but if you do make with the OJ, that is a binding jailhouse agreement to become that person's *****. I think what you're supposed to actually do is fight that person instead of handing over the OJ. Oh well, live and learn. I give it 2.5 stars.

P.s. Try the toilet wine!

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tl;dr

Can someone summarize this whole thread?

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Apparently a guy likes to collect things: yelp reviews, stamps, criminal charges.

Where'd the huge vagina go? What a *****.

Here dewsher dewsher...

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I see a NCAA championship in the near future

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Greg D on A&M Men's Basketball

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Apparently a guy likes to collect things: yelp reviews, stamps, criminal charges.

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tl;dr

Can someone summarize this whole thread?

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Apparently a guy likes to collect things: yelp reviews, stamps, criminal charges.

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So spot on

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So...is he single?

no I think someone said he's married to the daughter of a successful local businessman.

He married up for sure swim.

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Let's hope he takes you with him.

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He's got some interesting reviews of some places in Houston....

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The Mens' Club is and always has been the paramount stop in Houston when you don't just want to eat, but you want to have naked ladies just sitting and talking with you.

I don't have a problem with that.

I've had some friends from overseas complain that they won't drop the panties, but some will when you buy a bottle of Dom Perignon and go to a private room. We found that out when some friends from Germany really demanded to see the dancer naked. They got the job done. And interestingly enough my German friends were not impressed with the American women whom shaved their ******* and said it was unattractive. Never bothered me as I wasn't paying and have my own at home.

While there was valet parking and a cover fee, I left my (red) Ferrari at the front door, on the sidewalk next to a black Ferrari. When walking in I stated that "You can leave my car parked right there and waive our cover charge cause red goes good with black" and believe it or not that worked. They didn't charge us a cover, left my car right there and never complained.

My friends from Germany were very pleased with how the girls treated them in private booths. They had grins so large that their cheeks probably hurt the next morning.

Men's Club is tops for Houston for those of ya'll that engage in this type of behaviour.

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Sometimes I feel like the gb isn't worth reading - and then this.

This guy is like herpes...just won't ever completely go away

has anyone ever seen Greg D and Miller58 in the same room together?

Does he lease the Ferrari?

No, he leases his BMW. IIRC he will often say "I love it I love it I love it" before he will propose at a fake gondola ride in Irving. Of course this is all while he is living with his parents and before he tries to sue the Internet because someone insulted him at the loon.
/kicking shins

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No, he leases his BMW. IIRC he will often say "I love it I love it I love it" before he will propose at a fake gondola ride in Irving. Of course this is all while he is living with his parents and before he tries to sue the Internet because someone insulted him at the loon.
/kicking shins

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This thread delivers.

I want him to come back and play some more.

Something tells me this guy has never seen a naked lady he didn't have to pay for

PA04!

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Something tells me this guy has never seen a naked lady he didn't have to pay for

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Libel!

He's upset that someone reviewed a place first

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It is absolutely wonderful to have Alex P. working hard for us in finding new restaurants and reviewing them 1st for his sheer pleasure. He's the one that had to get up early today and drive way out here to Wellborn proper and eat something he doesn't generally care for, all for the FTR.

This location is actually in Wellborn. Thanks to Alex and his never ending research my wife and I picked it for lunch. It actually opened last Friday.

The menu to me looks like someone copied Gumby's Pizza, a small national chain off Dominik in College Station.

Tried a small pepperoni and some buffalo wings. There is no where to sit inside, but there is a table outside which isn't the best as it's hot as **** in the summer in Texas. Cashier said that the City of College Station would not allow them to have indoor seating because of a lack of parking spaces and we both stared out the windows in awe at like 75 parking spaces. So whatever.

The pizza was great. It brought back an old skool flavor to me that reminded me of Chuck E Cheese in the 1980's when they used to be good. The pizza was hand made to order, watched the guy make the bread from dough, took a picture of him doing it (which I will not publish for privacy) and he invited my wife and I into the kitchen. He said "If you wanna take a picture do you wanna come back in here?" NO KIDDING! The kitchen was extremely super clean and we were very surprised at that invitation.

The wings were outstanding. I have nothing negative to report. It's pretty obvious that someone connected to Gumby's has something to do with this and it's designed for delivery only. The crust is sturdy and seems perfect for delivery. Hiroko and I send all of our best wishes to the newest restaurant in Wellborn, and thank you Alex for having to get up early and drive way out here just for an FTR. Cute. My wife and I enjoyed the road trip.

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This person is horrible.

I'm enjoying the train wreck.