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It would cost you $10,000 to make up for what I just did with this Yelp review, because I own College Station on Yelp. I earned it and you just earned what you did to me and who knows how many other people.

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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

I'm going to eat at Taz this week too support their anti-Greg D campaign.

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You should see the nextdoor thread about how he wants to sue Stylecraft home builders over a 6-8 year old fence at his home that he bought from someone else

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You should look at the one he has posted this morning about someone trespassing into his back yard. He says they killed his very rare tomato plant that he purchased from a lovely nursery in Conroe TX, and opening his Amazon Prime package. He has now said that he will shoot anyone in the leg then call 911 that trespass on his property if he feels his is in danger. If someone breaks in he will shoot for their heart!

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Someone should really notify the proper authorities of these alleged threats posted online for the whole world to see.

His review of Tacobar. His obsession with being the first to review is sad

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I LOVE the fake FTR (First to Review)! LOL!

Yeah like some guy in a bow tie is going to write his very first Yelp review, claim massive knowledge of "Authentic" Mexican food (of which there is no such thing unless you eat at someones home in Mexico), and when I read the review I went by and it wasn't even open yet.

WRONG! Yelp needs to actually screen users for authenticity as the FTR here is obviously faked. I miss that A&M Doctor of Political Science that used to be on Yelp and his hard strived FTR's as those were real.....

I however have eaten at every Mexican and Tex Mex joint in BCS, including all of the trucks, hole in the walls in gas stations and even the fake ones like Chuys where the banner above the door says "Mexican" yet it is Tex Mex.

The Tacobar is serving Tex Mex food, not "Authentic Mexican". I picked up a few tacos for take out and was not impressed as just like the main ingredient of a sandwich is the bread, the main ingredient of a taco is the tortilla. They don't make their own tortillas here. These taste like bulk, grocery store quality. That's a game changer. You can find taquerias in Bryan that will make the tortilla right in front of you and the tacos are way cheaper.

As the "Taco Monster of the Brazos" I do have an obligation to make sure I am correct on this and will revisit soon.

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Hello Greg! We appreciate you taking your time to write a review about our restaurant, thats the best way for our company to know what we're doing right and correct the negatives to get to that 5star customer rating! However, after reading your review I have to correct you about the FTR dates. Our restaurant opened its doors on Friday, April 29th from 7:00am-3:00pm. You might have driven by after 3 and saw that we were closed and therefore thought the previous reviews were "fake". Again, thank you for taking your time to write a review about our restaurant! We appreciate the feedback

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I have come to a few conclusions about Yelp: it is a useful tool to learn more about what the food looks like in certain places, as well as maybe peek at the menu if they don't have a website. I take the reviews with a big grain of salt as they are normally written by self-proclaimed foodies who have an over-inflated sense of their own palate.

I have also come to a few conclusions about Greg (and since I'd bet he monitors this thread, this is for you, buddy):

• You look like you're in your 40s; you act like a petulant child.
• Chronologically, you are an adult; in reality, you are likely clinically insane.
• You cannot tolerate anything outside of what you deem to be correct; your OCD is off the charts.
• You clearly cannot take any criticism of yourself, otherwise you would've stayed around here to play a bit longer.
• Your opinion is as worthless as used chewing gum that has been spat upon a sidewalk. Actually, no, your opinion is more worthless than used chewing gum that bas been spat upon a sidewalk. Because, at least at one time, that chewing gum brought some modicum of pleasure to a person's day. Your opinion does not do this.

All of that said, please continue to bless us with your wisdom, Taco Monster. It's hard to find entertainment this good at absolutely no price.

Jesus, I hope he doesn't have a dog that likes to be hugged.