BCG masturbates with a belt sander.

BCG once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put a razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Had to do it... everyone with Facebook join up.

http://tamu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2235796562

CONFESSION: I was concerned that today's college kids didn't have the ability to crank out first rate humor like we did in 'the day'.....concerned, that is, until this thread was created. Yes, Fran's stache had more than a few moments of brilliance, but this is gold, pure stinking gold.

good job, men!

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Here we go again...!!

BCG was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

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A blind man once stepped on BCG's shoe. BCG replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Billy eff'in Gillispie!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal Shocker delivered by BCG.

Will, did you know that "back in the day" was a Wednesday? Little fact, put it in your mouth, chew on it...

Upon entering Phog Fieldhouse in Kansas, Erin Andrews collapsed to the floor in pleasure after seeing one man. That man was BCG.

It is estimated that Gene Simmons slept with a couple thousand women, BCG calls this a slow tuesday

BCG wins a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

During WWII, BCG shot down German fighter planes by pointing his finger at them and saying, "Bang."

BCG runs contrary to the Geneva Convention. However, in 1958 President Eisenhower persuaded the International Court of Human Rights to strike out that particular clause, on the grounds that BCG would shocker all of their aces if they didn't.

When monsters go to bed at night they check under their beds and in their closets for BCG.

When BCG approaches a stop sign, it turns green.

BCG once went into Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, and they gave it to him.

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When BCG was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed each night, he checks his closet for BCG.

BCG has counted to infinity - Twice.

BCG can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.

BCG gave Mona Lisa that smile.

BCG can slam a revolving door.

Bigfoot...fify

When BCG was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he gave a shocker to the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

BCG's blood type is AK+. Ass Kicking Positive.

Thanks for the fix...I hadnt caught onto the shocker changes yet.

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I suck at photoshop

The only reason outer space exists is because it's scared to be on the same planet as BCG.

When BCG goes to the DMV, those b*****s wait in line for HIM.

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t.u. DOMINATION!

BCG is the cause of - and solution to - Global Warming.

The tu fight song has just been changed to "The eyes of Texas are upon everyone but BCG..." so as not to offend him.

All of the 2008 blue-chips will sign with A&M. Not so much because of BCG's recruiting prowess, as much as that the others won't survive.

BCG shook Kevin Durant's hand after the game and WAS NOT whistled for the foul.

Someone once told BCG that shockers were not the best way of inflicting death...Historians recorded this as the worst decision ever made by a human being.

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When BCG sends in his taxes, he sends in blank forms and a picture of himself in the crouched and ready to shock position....BCG has never had to pay taxes....NEVER!!!

When BCG played golf for money, Billy marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to BCG: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". BCG turned towards the man and said, im Billy Eff'in Gillispie, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting A shocker by BCG, BCG gave him a shocker while he was on fire anyways, because no one talks like that to BCG...no one.


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When BCG jumped in a pool, BCG didnt get wet. The water got BCG.

BCG has solved the unifying theory between classical physics and atomic physics. He just won't admit it because he's too modest.