BCG was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

BCG played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

GREATNESS

BCG = mc^3

On his birthday, BCG randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

It was once rumored that BCG lost a fight to a pirate. But that is a lie, created by BCG himself to lure more pirates to him.

Pirates never were very smart.

Did you know that BCG once nicknamed himself "Robert E. Lee"? The North had out-recruited the South for years, but then the South hired this guy "Robert E. Lee," and for three years, "Robert E. Lee" whipped the North, despite having lesser facilities. But then BCG changed his mind, and let the North win. Today he is a hero in the black community.

The reason we never found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq is because BCG has never been there.

BCG went in to donate blood and asked for a pistol and a bucket.

Did I ever tell you about the time BCG took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally BCG takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. BCG yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

BCG once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

BCG hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

BCG orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.

We once had a bachelor party for BCG. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

BCG named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.

If you drop a phonograph needle on BCG's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

BCG sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he is pretty normal when it came to that.

These are awesome!


"Aggies don't lie, cheat, or steal, nor do they tolerate those who do!" - Aggie Code of Honor

CBS just announced that the next season of 'Survivor' will take place in College Station. Each of the 20 contestants will receive a Shocker from BCG. The winner is the one who takes the longest to bleed out.

Shania Twain wrote "That Don't Impress Me Much" before she met BCG.

BCG can make a solar powered flashlight practical.

BCG once appeared on Jeopardy. This was the Network's inspiration for FEAR FACTOR

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BCG shot the sherrif. The reason he did not shoot the deputy was because he gave him the Shocker.

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A t-sip asked BCG what it meant when 1/2 the cows in the field were laying down, while the other half were standing. BCG had an incredulous look on his face, pointed his fingers back and forth, then gave him the shocker.

BCG laughed when Old Yeller died. He said that was not how a team player acts.

BCG came on "The Apprentice" and told Donald Trump that HE was fired.

BCG eats his own young

Websters dictionary offers no definition of BCG, Only BCG defines BCG.

There are two types of people in the world. People that suck, and BCG.

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When BCG jumped in a pool, BCG didnt get wet. The water got BCG.

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Why would he be IN the pool? Wouldn't he just walk across it?

Carly Simon was singing about BCG.

When BCG talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

If you see BCG, then BCG sees you. If you don't see BCG, then you have only 3 seconds to live.

BCG puts the laughter in manslaughter.

To prove his power BCG made a man out of jonathan brandis, there were no more non-believers after that.

When Norm walks into Cheers, no one says a word. When BCG walks in, evereyone looks "shocked."

BCG loves Anne Murray better than you do.

BCG thought dinosours weren't tough enough. Much like tu fans who used to talk **** about us, they're now extinct.

BCG once suggested that Mattress Mack save people money.

Fat ladies everywhere are pissed. BCG is a helluva soprano and it is he who determines when it's over.

BCG is tat. (Think about that one)

BCG knows which one is Shinola.

Bo knows BCG.

BCG can tug on Superman's cape.

BCG can spit into the wind.

BCG can pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger.

BCG can mess around with Jim any time he damn well pleases.

Sabreman '92

Well the south side of 'ol Byran
Is the baddest part of the ci-ty
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named BCG

Now BCG more than trouble
You see he stand bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him shocker lover
All the teasips just call him sir

And it's bad, bad BCG
The baddest man on land or sea
Badder than old kim jong
And meaner than a pre-bacon hog

Now BCG, he a gambler
And he like his fancy hoes
And he like to wave his Big XII rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom jet black hummer
He got a slick red viper, too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got his johnson in his shoe

Well it's Friday bout a week ago
BCG, shooti' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Erin
And ooooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And BCG taught a lesson
To the fool who thought he cared he was a Jealous man.

And it's bad, bad BCG
The baddest man on land or sea
Badder than old kim jong
And meaner than a pre-bacon hog.

Well the two men took to fightin'
And when they pulled them from the floor
BCG's bi-yatch looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone.

And it's bad, bad BCG
The baddest man on land or sea
Badder than old kim jong
And meaner than a pre-bacon hog!


Gig 'Em!!

NIIIIICE pickup, Agsttt. Do I get the assist?

BCG can sing that song with panache.

Sabreman '92

Although I was highly impressed with your post (and the coincidence of it), I, sadly, cannot award the assist simply I can honestly tell you that my brain could not have done all that in 4 minutes.....the time difference between our two posts.

It is said that BCG peed on an electric fence as a boy. He now shares the sensation of that experience with those lucky enough to receive it.