Coach Barnes: how long's it been since you had a big, thick steamin' ass kicking from BCG??? Well, that's too long!

BCG discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which BCG is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, BCG gave Albert the Ultimate Shocker. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Billy Gillispie once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. BCG won by 5.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. BCG likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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When taking the SAT, write "Billy Clyde Gillispie" for every answer. You will score over 8000

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BCG Hungry!

BCG Hungry (take two)

BCG eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

When Billy was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and BCG finds it delicious.

Billy Gillispie's sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.





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When BCG does division, there are no remainders

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BCG once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

BCG was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1998 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning

It has been told for many generations of native americans that when the last t-sip ceases to exist on Earth, BCG will give the ultimate shocker to himself which will alleviate the worlds energy needs, world hunger, global warming, and finally putting an end to the evil Rachel Ray for 2003 years. BCG is a kind and giving man...but never to a sip.





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BCG starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

BCG once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Billy Gillispie.

BCG pities Mr. T.

BCG once made a leopard change his spot

BCG splits faces cards at black jack and then shockers anyone who scoffs.

BCG defies gravity, erosion and all other laws of nature.

BCG is responsible for our immigration problem because once, while giving someone directions in Mexico, he pointed north.

the show "unsolved mysteries" ended in 1999 when BCG finally called to fill them in. There has never been a need for the show since.

BCG let the dogs out...

BCG has fire retardant skin.....

BCG challenged a freight train to a game of chicken....and won.

BCG always wins.

BCG DOES NOT look both ways when crossing the street.

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BCG DOES NOT look both ways when crossing the street.

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...The CARS look both ways for BCG.

thanks....I'm obviously not taking these far enough.........

Oh no it was great....but that popped in my head so just I felt like adding it.

I think someone is going to have to create a special website for these at some point.

BCG once made a freight train take a dirt road.

BCG wipes with sandpaper.

BCG once ran with scissors, shared gum, and went outside without a coat all in one day. Then, he ate and swam at the same time!

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BCG has counted to infinity... twice.

BCG wears ribbed condoms inside out so that HE gets the pleasure.

BCG was actually the inspiration to Naismith for his invention of basketball. When Naismith refused to color the basketball with his own blood, BCG shocked him to death and buried him in Kansas as punishment.

BCG CAN have his cake and eat it too

BCG's two cents is worth $192,419.47

When BCG bumps a thread on TexAgs...he literally reaches through the computer and gives the shocker to anyone who had made a post on that particular thread. Instead of getting banned by staff for a day...BCG bans STAFF for a day.