After taking a steroids test doctors informed BCG that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"



"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

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The only problem being BCG is that when he tells girls to take everything off, this is what happens.

Did BCG say he was ready for this thread to die? I didn't think so!

BCG is not afraid of the dark....the dark is afraid of him.

BCG messed with Texas

When BCG gets his BigXII rings, the Pope will pucker up.

if BCG was a horse, he would have been Barbaro.....before the broken leg and all that other bad stuff...........

BCG said page 1

word....this must not die.

BCG thinks the iron man is gay

BCG drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

BCG once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road

As a teenager, BCG had sex with and impregnated every woman in a small nunnery tucked away in Italy. Nine months later, those nuns gave birth to the '72 Miami Dolphins

It is widely known that Kratos from the game 'God of War' is loosely based on the first three years of BCG's life. The game's creators had to tone down the violence in order to achieve a 'Mature' Rating.

BCG's farts do not smell like roses they are "The sweet smell of victory"

BCG knows where Osama bin Laden is. He doubts anyone else will find where he hid the body.

BFG knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop.

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oh dear. Im glad im no longer in LEAD(03-05), as they are all about to receive the atomic shocker

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BCG will give the atomic shocker to those who misspell his name.




"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

ttt

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears BCG pajamas!!!!!

"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

That kid in the tunnel threw Mean Jo Green's jersey back and asked for the napkin BCG used that morning.

BCG understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

The only way BCG can climax is if there is a young vietnamese family near by begging for their lives.

Best topic ever!

Only one man can shut down Acie Law IV in the second half... and BCG doesn't play point guard.

The Aggie Dance Team has NEVER practiced a routine. The girls merely show up 5 minutes before the game, and are told, "think of BCG- and release the hounds."

BCG controls the folding chair seating behind the Aggie Dance Team.

BCG made the new scoreboard out of bottlecaps and broken glass he found out behind the Chicken.

Had some trouble lifting it into place. Acie had to help.

BCG created all the stained glass windows in all the churches of the world by melting sand in his mouth and spitting it all out perfectly.

BCG had sex in the Champagne Room

Does anyone know if BCG has seen any of these threads? Espeically this one or the Rock Star?

Whoops, wrong thread.

Nothing to see here.

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When BCG jumps into a pool, BCG does not get wet, the water gets BCGed

worse thread ever...