BCG is the new Chuck Norris

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BigPuma
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4:11p, 2/7/07
BCG CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.





[This message has been edited by jk2rebel (edited 2/7/2007 4:12p).]
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B/CS Dreaming
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4:11p, 2/7/07
When BCG was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Nobody slaps BCG.
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BigPuma
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4:11p, 2/7/07
BCG can shock through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.





"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

[This message has been edited by jk2rebel (edited 2/7/2007 6:55p).]
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Ags-R-Better
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4:12p, 2/7/07
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For BCG, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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B/CS Dreaming
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4:12p, 2/7/07
There is no CTRL button on BCG's computer. BCG is always in control.
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JJxvi
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4:15p, 2/7/07
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For BCG, every street is one way: HIS way.


LMAO, this one has an unwitting and unfortunate basis in fact.

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Pro Sandy
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4:20p, 2/7/07
Oh my... I hoped these were going to die and never reappear...
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Farva
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4:22p, 2/7/07
It takes a big man to cry.
It takes BCG to laugh at that man.

BCG can tell Lenny Kravitz how to be.
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dmz233
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4:24p, 2/7/07
Pro Sandy,

They are reappearing because BCG said so!
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Capt Dan
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4:24p, 2/7/07

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Pro Sandy
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4:25p, 2/7/07
Very nice dmz
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ag4ever2010
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4:26p, 2/7/07
God offered BCG the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength shocking ability.
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Gigem314
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4:29p, 2/7/07
When you lose a game for Coach K..God kills a kitten.

When you lose a game for BCG...BCG kills a lion.

[This message has been edited by Gigem314 (edited 2/7/2007 4:29p).]
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jetescamilla
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4:34p, 2/7/07
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met BCG, who gave them a fierce shokcer so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial BCG's.
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TriAg2010
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4:39p, 2/7/07

BCG once heard that a student had thrown a nerf ball at young woman and refused to apologize. The perpetrator's body was found weeks later next to a bloody nerf ball.

When asked, BCG does comment: "I did it."
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NewArmyAg
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4:42p, 2/7/07
BCG's tears can cure cancer...too bad he's never cried.
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NewArmyAg
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4:43p, 2/7/07
This thread may just rival Fran needs a stache.
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TruAg
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4:48p, 2/7/07
BCG is so insightful he can figure out mallin's reasoning on the "What's wrong with this picture" thread.

He also knows how to tie his "tekakateokoks"!
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McInnisAg08
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5:09p, 2/7/07
greatest thread ever ever! someone once said otherwise and he has never been seen again.

There's a spirit can ne'er be told
It's the Spirit of Aggieland.

We will never forget 11.18.1999
BTHO Bonfire
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McInnisAg08
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5:14p, 2/7/07
fran onced asked how BCG does it with a wink the aggie football team ended their 6 game losing streak to tu and first win in austin since 94.

There's a spirit can ne'er be told
It's the Spirit of Aggieland.

We will never forget 11.18.1999
BTHO Bonfire
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Capt Dan
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5:15p, 2/7/07

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Farva
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5:21p, 2/7/07
BCG helps unemployment: after Feb 28 there should be a few job opennings in Austin.

The old saying goes "One man's trash is other men's treasure". Well BCG's trash is other men's corpses.
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90%Ag
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5:26p, 2/7/07
Has BCG gotten that Perpetual Motion thingy patented, yet?
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90%Ag
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5:28p, 2/7/07
BCG had it AND ate it.



[This message has been edited by 90%Ag (edited 2/7/2007 5:29p).]
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ElCheAg
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5:31p, 2/7/07
I absolutely love this one:

quote:
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then BCG turned that wine into beer.
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bigfoot10s
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5:35p, 2/7/07
BCG is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Gigem314
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5:36p, 2/7/07
A man walked up to BCG and asked why he's so rough on the team in practice.

BCG replied "You wanna see rough??" and POW!...gave him the shocker.

This has been regarded as the biggest mistake ever made...EVER.
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Farva
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5:41p, 2/7/07
quote:
BCG had it AND ate it.


Wow, that could have take a very wrong turn there!
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12Ags08
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5:47p, 2/7/07
Most people can pee their name in the snow...BCG can pee his name in concrete
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BigAggie06
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5:49p, 2/7/07
Answer:
quote:
BCG had it AND ate it.


Question:
Who is Erin?
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wasabi1787
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5:51p, 2/7/07
BCG once walked down the street with a massive erection.
...There were no survivors.
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Gigem314
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5:54p, 2/7/07
BCG got a perfect score on a test...but still wasn't satisfied with the results.

He went up to the professor and gave him the shocker. The professor immediately changed his score from 100 to 150.

BCG always expects better.

[This message has been edited by Gigem314 (edited 2/7/2007 5:58p).]
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jah003
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6:02p, 2/7/07
BCG once gave someone the shocker so hard that his hand broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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Ernest Tucker
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6:45p, 2/7/07
Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill JFK. He Tried. BCG went back in time and caught the bullet that was ment for the President. JFK's head exploded out of shear amazement! Then Lee Harvey Oswald got the SHOCKER.
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Little Rock Ag
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6:53p, 2/7/07
BCG touched a hot iron when he was a baby. The iron melted.
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