BCG defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because BCG loves you.

That was a horrible picture of BCG as Chuck

BCG likes hit men because whatever he does to them he NEVER feels bad.

BCG taught Pai Mei the five point palm-exploding heart technique.

BCG did fear for his life once. As a result, his image no longer reflects off anything.

BCG can compress water!!!

"We played hard," UT lineman Kasey Studdard said. "We did the best we could."
And that, in a sense, was the difference in the game.
One team did what it could. The other did what it wanted.
San Antonio Express News 11/24/06

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hahaha, pure beauty. it took me an extra second to get that one.

BCG just called and told me this topic went to page 2.
I asked, "Are you on Texags?"
He said, "Never heard of it."
I then asked, "Then how (he cut me off here) do you know?"
He then appeared in front of me and said, "Bump it back to the top or I will have no use for you."
I quickly complied as I heard BCG giving the shocker to the secretary as he left the building.

When BCG stares at the sun, the sun goes blind.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BCGtatorship.





"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

BCG does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from BCG.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off BCG” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.


"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock

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The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until BCG heard their music.

When BCG was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Life doesn't give BCG lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

When BCG plays dodgeball, the ball dodges him.

BCG has done the impossible on multiple occasions.

His most recent accomplishment was to turn A&M into a basketball school.

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BCG doesn't pay taxes.

He just mails the IRS a picture of himself about to give the shocker.

BCG has never had to pay taxes...EVER.

BCG is known to throw a baseball 97 mph. This pitch is known as his knuckleball changeup!

There's a spirit can ne'er be told
It's the Spirit of Aggieland.

We will never forget 11.18.1999
BTHO Bonfire

BCG once threw a knuckleball for a changeup in summer league baseball.

The catcher jumped out of the way...fearing for his life. The ball slammed into the earth and came up on the other side in mainland China...taking out a large chunk of the Great Wall.

The Chinese have since signed a peace treaty with BCG, allowing him to come over and give the shocker to anyone he wants - as long as he never throws another baseball again...EVER.

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Is it true this thread got read on 790 the sports animal? Can someone verify this? Any audio?

I want to know to, that would be hilarious

On the 8th day, BCG created God.

BCG was attending an Aggie football game, when someone yelled at him to "UNCOVER!!".

BCG threw the student into the fish pond...
....from the 3rd Deck at Kyle Field.

BCG has worn a giant sombrero to every game since then...and nobody says a word.

One the 7th day, he was wide awake!!

Humans are feeble, yet arrogant. They actually give themselves credit for causing something as monumental as global warming. Yeah, you wish you had that kind of power. I mean sure, there is BCG but, that doesn't mean we're all capable of such immense accomplishments of change.

Yes this was read on 790, however Lopez only read a few of them and none dealing with the Shocker or Erin Andrews.

The ones I remeber are:
BCG has never blinked.....never
BCG can divide by 0
BCG CAN believe it's not butter
BCG CAN judge a book by it's cover.

there were a few more but I can't remember which.

Here is the podcast from AM790 the sports animal. They talk to BCG and briefly mentioned this thread.

http://www.790kbme.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=delucalopez.xml

The twinkle in BCG's eye could immediately dawn a new era of world peace. Unfortunately, this phenomenon can only be harnished by BCG himself. He prefers to focus his endowment on Erin Andrews. As we would all agree, he made the obvious choice.

BCG didn't play football in high school, he amassed body counts.

People claim Texas A&M's basketball program is not promising enough to hold onto a coach like BCG, and that he will head to greener pastures. Where ever BCG roams, green pastures follow. You stammering, ignorant excuse for a witness to the phenomenon that is, BCG.

Looking directly into the eyes of BCG means you could only be moments away from losing...or getting the shocker. In many cases...both.

There is an urban myth that if you go into your bathroom, turn off all of the lights and say "BCG" 3 times while looking in the mirror, BCG will kill you while you sleep the next night.

However, that is just a myth, the fact is if this thread ever drops past page 1 BCG will will not kill you but deliver the most fierce shocker ever to you, your mom, your father, and your dog. He will even bring back your pet goldfish alive that you had when you were 6, just to give it the shocker and destroy it again. That is just the man BCG is, dont question it...accept it, it is easier on everyone that way.

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BCG coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

BCG speaks in Dolby 7.1 surround sound.

BCG is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

BCG is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh_t.


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In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by BCG, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.