BCG is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

BCG's shocker is what killed Anna Nicole Smith.

quote:

---

BCG's shocker is what killed Anna Nicole Smith.

---

not cool

BCG beat Tiger Woods in the Masters while only using the towell boy as his driver.

Yeah come on fellas let's keep this civil. Making fun of dead people...not cool.

In 1989, BCG sang "hush little baby, don't say a word" to his nephew when he was 6 months old. No one's heard a sound out of the kid since.

BCG makes fun of dead people, and they like it.

BCG doesn't look for hotel rooms before he travels. They build one for him when he gets there.

BCG puts mustard AND mayo on his burgers.

BCG once farted. Those around him fell to their knees and praised him.

BCG sweats pure magnesium.

BCG doesn't care much for pain killers, or bunny slippers.

BCG hates Chinese food.

BCG signs all paychecks.

BCG doesn't have pinky fingers. He had them removed for being too small.

BCG doesn't use phones. He just talks louder.

quote:

---

In 1989, BCG sang "hush little baby, don't say a word" to his nephew when he was 6 months old. No one's heard a sound out of the kid since.

---

Good one.

After carefully considering all the pros and cons of dropping two a-bombs on Japan during WWII, President Truman decided that it would be more humane to do so than send BCG to adminster shockers to the entire empire.

[This message has been edited by Aggie_buster (edited 2/9/2007 6:46p).]

BCG taught Mr. Miyagi the true art of "wax on, wax off"

BCG taught Mr. Miyagi the true art of "wax on, wax off"

BCG fought the law and the law lost.

If you're an atheist...you've never heard of BCG.

Because anything BCG does is clearly an act of God.

quote:

---

There is an urban myth that if you go into your bathroom, turn off all of the lights and say "BCG" 3 times while looking in the mirror, BCG will kill you while you sleep the next night.

However, that is just a myth, the fact is if this thread ever drops past page 1 BCG will will not kill you but deliver the most fierce shocker ever to you, your mom, your father, and your dog. He will even bring back your pet goldfish alive that you had when you were 6, just to give it the shocker and destroy it again. That is just the man BCG is, dont question it...accept it, it is easier on everyone that way.

---

There is no such thing as a U.F.O for Billy.

BCG once punked Ashton Kutcher. He remains in critical condition.

When BCG plays "Spin the Bottle", it doesn't matter where the bottle lands... everyone gets the shocker!

BCG was not born, only the result of God's mitosis

Damn you, BCG! Why did you have to talk to the O.J. jury?

All roads lead to BCG.
BCG's kiss surpasses the one in The Princess Bride.
A rolling BCG DOES gather moss... if he chooses to.
BCG leaps tall buildings in a single shuffle.
BCG's dozen is 14... trillion!
BCG CAN get blood out of a turnip... uses the Shocker.
BCG shot Liberty Valence.

bcg invented the internet just for this thread.

BCG has memorized every number in PI ...

by the way, the last 3 numbers are B, C, and G. When PI told him those weren't numbers, BCG gave it a shocker!!

The creators of "Doom" the video game was trying to think of a name for their most powerful weapon. Hence the name, "BFG." Not for Big Fn Gun, but for Billy Fn Gillispie.

The automobile was created so people could escape from BCG. Out of spite, BCG invented the car accident.

BCG turns trees into paper with his hands. He can also reverse that process in about the same amount of time.

BCG can taste lies.

BCG does not kick ass and take names. In fact, BCG kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

BCG's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.




"Never make fun of a Texan. Because when you do, you are staring down the barrel of a 12-gauge shotgun and mister, our finger is on the trigger!" - Austin Amarka

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the Prom Queen."-John Mason-The Rock