BCG is the new Chuck Norris

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Farva
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2:51p, 2/7/07
In July, 1989 BCG's flight was delayed for two hours. He was flying Braniff.

BCG does not love Raymond.

Biggie Smalls blamed BCG for Tupac's death. We still miss ya, Big.

BCG is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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dmz233
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2:54p, 2/7/07
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact potato-sacked to death by BCG.

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Specialized
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2:59p, 2/7/07
Helen Keller's favorite color is BCG.

Since the day BCG was born shocker related deaths have increased 13000%
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Maroon Pumpernickel
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3:00p, 2/7/07
BCG doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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3:01p, 2/7/07
Yall missed a good one.

BCG can give a woman an orgasm simply by pointing at her and saying "booyah"
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Maroon Pumpernickel
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3:05p, 2/7/07
BCG doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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ag4ever2010
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3:11p, 2/7/07
BCG's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools BCG.
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3:12p, 2/7/07
BCG can speak braille.
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3:14p, 2/7/07
BCG once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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3:15p, 2/7/07
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. BCG can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
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Maroon Pumpernickel
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3:16p, 2/7/07
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into BCG.
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Gigem314
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3:17p, 2/7/07
These were great:

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Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, BCG donated one of his to Lance. With just one of BCG's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, BCG still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

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The tu fight song has just been changed to "The eyes of Texas are upon everyone but BCG..." so as not to offend him.
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3:17p, 2/7/07
ag4ever that was the first one I used in the thread...

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BCG once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands


BCG forgives you
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3:17p, 2/7/07
Sorry about that, here is one to make up for it:

BCG sleeps with a night light. Not because BCG is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of BCG.



[This message has been edited by ag4ever2010 (edited 2/7/2007 3:19p).]
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:26p, 2/7/07
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1) heart disease, 2) BCG, 3) cancer.
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3:28p, 2/7/07
One time BCG visited France, and the French surrendered just to be on the safe side.
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3:29p, 2/7/07
BCG always knows the exact location of Carmen San Diego.
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3:30p, 2/7/07
BCG was originally going to be crucified along with Jesus and the thieves. When they couldn't get the nails through his skin, they decided to let him off with a warning. Amused by this, BCG gave his own warning. We know this today as the Book of Revelations.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:30p, 2/7/07
BCG doesn't like Sara Lee.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:32p, 2/7/07
BCG can touch MC Hammer.

It takes BCG less than half an hour to watch 60 minutes.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:35p, 2/7/07
BCG is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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3:35p, 2/7/07
BCG once donated to a sperm bank, and the bank needed to store his "essence" in several of these .
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:36p, 2/7/07
BCG did, indeed, build Rome in a day.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:36p, 2/7/07
BCG does not style his hair. It stays in place out of sheer terror.
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3:37p, 2/7/07
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, BCG lives in College Station.
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3:39p, 2/7/07
BCG went in for Lasik eye surgery. When the laser hit his eye, it bounced back and changed the world to the way BCG sees things.
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dmz233
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3:41p, 2/7/07
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending BCG. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".

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B/CS Dreaming
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3:41p, 2/7/07
Icy-Hot is too weak for BCG. He uses liquid hot magma.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:42p, 2/7/07
If at first you don't succeed, you're not BCG.
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3:42p, 2/7/07
It is said that BCG is in direct contact with God. This is incorrect. BCG is God.
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:43p, 2/7/07
Fear is not the only emotion BCG can smell. He can also smell hope, as in, "I hope I don't get my a$$ kicked by BCG!"
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Maroon Pumpernickel
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3:43p, 2/7/07
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears BCG pajamas
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B/CS Dreaming
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3:44p, 2/7/07
Most boots are made for walkin'. BCG's boots aren't that merciful.
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3:44p, 2/7/07
BEVO was not "branded" with 13-0... BCG stared it into him.
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Farva
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3:45p, 2/7/07
When he was 4 years old, BCG's parents made a funny home video of him. Anyone that watches it will die in 7 days.
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