(NOTE: I realized CFTXAG10 beat me to this post, but I had too much fun typing it out so I thought i'd submit it anyways)
So there is this girl who is super hot and amazing in the sack. She does things in bed you'd never dream were possible, but she clearly has a few screws loose. She is huge drama queen and is addicted to social media.... but again she is amazing in the sack. Your friends don't like her, your family hates her, she is very expensive and she constantly wears shirts that say "Cat Mom"....but again, she is amazing in the sack.
Eventually she gets in a shouting match with your grandma during Thanksgiving because she felt disrespected and you muster up enough self-respect to finally dump her. You know it was the right move, but you still check her instagram regularly and in your thirstier moments have even contemplated a booty call.
Then one day you browse social media and realize you dodged a huge bullet: