Forget it, I did it! I can't take credit for this one.
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Today we salute you, Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy
Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy
Other internet posters make outrageous claims with absolutely no evidence. But you? You make outrageous claims with absolutely no evidence that are really true.
Cause you know stuff
You don't need to get your info from your best friend's cousin's sister's, nephew, that cleans the Fish Pond. You go straight to the source and bang the woman on the inside.
Tap that a$$
Sure there are those that thought you were full of crap, and ridiculed you. But now? Now they worship the very ground you walk on.
Eat crow b*tches
So Crack open a nice cold Bud Light, oh purveyor of truth and justice. Because all that whistleblowing must've made you mighty thirsty.
Mr. OU Football Car Dealership Scandal Internet Whistleblower Guy