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Ciboag96
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11:21p, 8/4/23
Beating the Arlingtonian Rangers is fun, but not neeeeerly as fun as beating the Jankees. The Arlingtonians pride is paper thin and vanishes like rolling papers in a hurricane.

Jankees constant superiority, fueled by ancient history and constant fellating by the media, means their Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree sized pride always falls hard, and often. Their tears are the nectar of life.

Seeing them feebly cheer Judge when he came out to pinch hit, only to get rung by Abreu. Mmmmm. Delicious.

And I hope Bader chokes on his retainer/pacifier and swallows it, having to go on the IL while he digests it and ****s it out.

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TulaneAg
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9:32a, 8/5/23
The first game of the series on Fox... After 30 solid mins of listening to announcers felate Judge my wife asked if we were watching the Yankees broadcast.
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9:58a, 8/5/23
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I like beating the Dodgers more than anything. Their players and fans suck
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2:13p, 8/5/23
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bats are as useless today as the audio feed of the game
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2:14p, 8/5/23
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ClusterF game
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Ciboag96
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7:06p, 8/5/23
I'm not sure Dusty could do worse if he was intentionally throwing games
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 7:13p, 8/5/23
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Normally I'd agree, but the best hitters were in the lineup and they stunk it up (aside from Tuve's solo HR). This L was on the offense.
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In reply to wessimo • 7:23p, 8/5/23
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The hate on dusty is so tiring. Yeah he does questionable **** in the regular season. Yeah this game was one of them.

But lol at blaming him when tuve, Bregman, Tucker, and Alvarez went 1 for 13 with 8 k's.

If you want to just talk crap about dusty, head to the mlb board. There will be 5 pages of it after a win.
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In reply to randy828 • 7:30p, 8/5/23
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randy828 said:
I like beating the Dodgers more than anything. Their players and fans suck

After living in LA from 2019-2021, I concur.
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8:30p, 8/5/23
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https://instagr.am/p/Cvavj_yLVpJ
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In reply to htxag09 • 9:16p, 8/5/23
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htxag09 said:
The hate on dusty is so tiring. Yeah he does questionable **** in the regular season. Yeah this game was one of them.

But lol at blaming him when tuve, Bregman, Tucker, and Alvarez went 1 for 13 with 8 k's.

If you want to just talk crap about dusty, head to the mlb board. There will be 5 pages of it after a win.

It's not tiring when he does the dumbest **** continuously.

It is true that Bregman, Abreu and Pena have been complete trash this season. So why is Pena batting 2nd? Why is Bregman batting 4th? No one hit today so none of it would have mattered anyways.

But there was a situation in the 8th down 2-1. He pinch hit for Kessinger (woof) with Diaz who got a single with 1 out. But then he leaves in Maldy? Why wouldn't he pinch hit for Maldy too?
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4:07p, 8/6/23
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Jankees lose

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4:42p, 8/6/23
Have a buddy that made the trip up this weekend. He will be glad to see a win in the Big Apple before he comes home.
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8:45p, 8/8/23
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MF'ng TUCKER!!!! What an AB! Grand salami baby!
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8:45p, 8/8/23
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Tucker!
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8:55p, 8/8/23
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What a come back win! Come on Jetch!
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8:56p, 8/8/23
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F yes! We gotta sign Tuck to a long term deal…
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Mr. McGibblets
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9:06p, 8/8/23
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I has a boner
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9:22p, 8/8/23
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Jetch, these fine young ladies are waiting for you to do the thing…

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9:39p, 8/8/23
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It's here!

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In reply to jetch17 • 9:58p, 8/8/23
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Of course they came back after I gave up. MLB/baseball other board had me convinced it was done.
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10:40p, 8/8/23
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7:24a, 8/9/23
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In reply to txags92 • 7:40a, 8/9/23
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txags92 said:
F yes! We gotta sign Tuck to a long term deal…


Amen. Now.
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7:56p, 8/9/23
Anybody intrigued by the cute blond mom in the tank top? 3rd row left of center behind home plate.
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9:26p, 8/9/23
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Drip drip drip

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9:27p, 8/9/23
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Pretty good team we took the series from
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In reply to TulaneAg • 9:34p, 8/9/23
TulaneAg said:
Anybody intrigued by the cute blond mom in the tank top? 3rd row left of center behind home plate.


The pic you posted isn't displaying properly.
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11:05p, 8/9/23
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In reply to TulaneAg • 11:12p, 8/9/23
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There was a time when that level of resolution would've been enough for me.

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7:26a, 8/10/23
She looks like a Baltimore 8, which makes her a Texas 6.
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