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One of my all-time favorite Astro is being inducted into the Astros HOF this weekend, Bill Doran. Doran and Thon were an awesome combination and would have been great for years except for that beaning of Thon.

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Join us this weekend as we enshrine the legendary careers of former second baseman Bill Doran and former longtime play-by-play broadcaster Bill Brown into the Astros Hall of Fame, presented by Houston Methodist.
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What the heck is with the Mariners? Hopefully too little too late.
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11-3 in back to back games
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Adam Winkler is the cringiest chode at channel 13. I don't know whose sack he gargled to get the weekend job but dude gotta go.
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That dude is a schlong
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I want to believe!
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The comebacks always happen when I'm driving or otherwise not watching.
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randy828
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I love this quote

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Marlins manager Skip Schumaker said. "It's unfortunate because he's pitching good other than the home runs.
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randy828 said:

I love this quote

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Marlins manager Skip Schumaker said. "It's unfortunate because he's pitching good other than the home runs.



definitely can relate though….
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TF is going on with this team the last 2 games?

Ugly, ugly baseball
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Fart noise.
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schmellba99 said:

TF is going on with this team the last 2 games?

Ugly, ugly baseball

This is what it looks like when the bottom third of your order is hitting around or below .200 and the top 6 go into a slump simultaneously. We have to find some guys capable of hitting over .200 to put in the 7, 8, 9 slots.
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txags92 said:

schmellba99 said:

TF is going on with this team the last 2 games?

Ugly, ugly baseball

This is what it looks like when the bottom third of your order is hitting around or below .200 and the top 6 go into a slump simultaneously. We have to find some guys capable of hitting over .200 to put in the 7, 8, 9 slots.


I am not sure that helps when the other team is playing home run derby aga8nst your starting, middle and closing pitchers though
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except for the no hitter, framber been pretty bad since the break.
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schmellba99 said:

txags92 said:

schmellba99 said:

TF is going on with this team the last 2 games?

Ugly, ugly baseball

This is what it looks like when the bottom third of your order is hitting around or below .200 and the top 6 go into a slump simultaneously. We have to find some guys capable of hitting over .200 to put in the 7, 8, 9 slots.


I am not sure that helps when the other team is playing home run derby aga8nst your starting, middle and closing pitchers though
We when that happens, your offense better be up for the task of scoring more. No point putting your worst possible offense on the field in a home run derby.
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Why do I have an Aussie calling my Astros game? Somebody lost their damn mind at Peacock.
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TulaneAg said:

Why do I have an Aussie calling my Astros game? Somebody lost their damn mind at Peacock.
Oh, so you're the guy who can watch the game today. Congrats.
TulaneAg
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They're starting today like they ended last night...I might not make it long.
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Yeah, not a fan of a British soccer announcer calling baseball. Not sure who he is really, but I thought I had turned on the English Premier League broadcast instead.
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I think many (most?) Astros fans before season would've pointed to Mariners as biggest threat in AL. Elite pitching and a very good lineup.

Baltimore, Tampa, Toronto, Arlington have all been very good but I like our chances against any of them in the playoffs. Seattle? Don't love that matchup.

Not sure why they were so mediocre first half but they've turned it on and have a favorable schedule ahead.
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Keystone Cops again. Breg misses pop up, Pena doesn't cover bag for potential double play, nobody (pitcher, catcher, 2nd baseman) movers a finger to stop a stolen base, and rook gets his first major league hit after starting 0-2 and drives in 2 more.
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Doesn't matter who we play right now. Altuve hitting well, but everyone else has been trash. And the pitching couldn't be worse.
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We lick.
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Offense showing some life finally. LFG!!!
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TulaneAg said:

rook gets his first major league hit


Anyone throw it into the stands?
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Serotonin said:

I think many (most?) Astros fans before season would've pointed to Mariners as biggest threat in AL. Elite pitching and a very good lineup.

Baltimore, Tampa, Toronto, Arlington have all been very good but I like our chances against any of them in the playoffs. Seattle? Don't love that matchup.

Not sure why they were so mediocre first half but they've turned it on and have a favorable schedule ahead.

Fartlington has spent so much money in free agency over the last couple years that they were due to be good. Didn't expect them to be this good. If the Stros don't turn it on soon, might not be enough to get through the first round.
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Finally

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Wicked pissah

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Verlander telling Cora to f off was beautiful, especially since it was all on mic live
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The Blummer and TK snickering and 'covering' for it afterwards was funny
 
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