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How long do you want to ignore this user?
quote:PM me and I can give you tons of stuff around to do. Won't be the first Ag that has come out here and been treated to a dinner from me as well if you are interested.
Helms96, sidebar, I will be in KL and Miri in a couple of weeks. Anything to do there?
Bonus - This will help confirm that I am real after all of this mess, I feel the need to do that.
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quote:Had to star you on that.quote:Move over "Most Interesting Man In The World" you done been barnsed.
At least he gave us "Johnny Football".
quote:http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1
Great story.
OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."
Teammates loved it, and it stuck.
Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
MFBarnes. Mark ****ing Barnes.
JFF. Johnny ****ing Football.
Yep. It all makes sense now.
JFF. Johnny ****ing Football.
Yep. It all makes sense now.
Haha, so appropriate that Barnsey Screwball would have an issue with Conn's
Hai.
Fun thread, no?
Fun thread, no?
quote:quote:quote:quote:If/when Barnes ends up in court (again) over all of this, I hope this thread will get entered into evidence and every post is read out loud.
Print out this entire thread, it will be needed when they send this fat ******bag to jail.
Well just in case that happens I have a few things to say
Poop
Moist
Titicaca
Hope that gets read in court.
Thank you to all who have contributed to this awesomeness
As great as this thread is, it goes to 11 when you read it in Keith Morrison's voice.
quote:I am sure he also plagiarized a dissertation or Master's thesis from A&M in order to get the info on the Petroleum Engineering professors to combine with that one.
I can't breathe
Relatives of the Jacob's family have been informed of this craziness and will be following up with family to get it figured out.
quote:
Unbelievable... Was he also the guy that really capped bin laden, too?
That was Obama.
Also a liar, so the confusion is understandable.
quote:quote:
Unbelievable... Was he also the guy that really capped bin laden, too?
That was Obama.
Also a liar, so the confusion is understandable.
nm
It's haaawt
I came here to post a picture of my garage workshop but ended up spending the next 2 hours reading this thread.
It get's to a point were you go from disgusted to just plain impressed.
7nine
Don't mind me. I'm just hanging around waiting for the final act when we find out mfbarnes IS really actually the poster known as manziel's girlfriend. And that in fact it's a reverse TexAgs gambit where he actually is in fact a hot blonde simply impersonating a fat convict.
I believe that is her.
quote:im kind of worried the zoo types might stick around...like herpes
Wow, outsiders all over the OB tonight
I'm an outsider but no worries, I have no plans of sticking around past this thread for fear of getting Barnesd.
quote:quote:im kind of worried the zoo types might stick around...like herpes
Wow, outsiders all over the OB tonight
They will if you talk about corn and eating it after its been digested....
This guy is also claiming to be a professional engineer.
http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Mark-Barnes/8708307
i searched the TBPE website and there isn't a Mark F Barnes listed. Misrepresenting yourself as a licensed engineer is a major no no. It would be pretty easy to turn this into the board. They don't play around with this.
Here is an example of someone who did just that:
Mr. Jason xxxx Houston, Texas; Case Number E-35354
Violation: Mr. Xxxx prepared and submitted to an electronic media site a profile that included "P.E." after his name. While Mr. Xxxx had previously been a professional engineer in Virginia, he no longer was, nor was Mr. Xxxxx licensed in Texas and therefore his use of "P.E." after his name was improper.
Section/Rule Violated: Section 1001.004(c) (2) (B) and (C), 1001.301(b) and (c).
Resolution: A Cease and Desist Order and a $2,250.00 administrative penalty.
http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Mark-Barnes/8708307
i searched the TBPE website and there isn't a Mark F Barnes listed. Misrepresenting yourself as a licensed engineer is a major no no. It would be pretty easy to turn this into the board. They don't play around with this.
Here is an example of someone who did just that:
Mr. Jason xxxx Houston, Texas; Case Number E-35354
Violation: Mr. Xxxx prepared and submitted to an electronic media site a profile that included "P.E." after his name. While Mr. Xxxx had previously been a professional engineer in Virginia, he no longer was, nor was Mr. Xxxxx licensed in Texas and therefore his use of "P.E." after his name was improper.
Section/Rule Violated: Section 1001.004(c) (2) (B) and (C), 1001.301(b) and (c).
Resolution: A Cease and Desist Order and a $2,250.00 administrative penalty.
quote:Or the kind you get by spending a significant amount of time in Huntsville.
Was it mentioned that his "tattoo sleeves" in the photos posted look like the kind you buy for a Halloween costume?
It got even better! What have I been doing wasting my time with basketball!??
That's a family members page. I'd remove it
This was covered 6-8 pages ago.
I think.
I lose count.
I think.
I lose count.
quote:
This guy is also claiming to be a professional engineer.
http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Mark-Barnes/8708307
i searched the TBPE website and there isn't a Mark F Barnes listed. Misrepresenting yourself as a licensed engineer is a major no no. It would be pretty easy to turn this into the board. They don't play around with this.
Here is an example of someone who did just that:
Mr. Jason xxxx Houston, Texas; Case Number E-35354
Violation: Mr. Xxxx prepared and submitted to an electronic media site a profile that included "P.E." after his name. While Mr. Xxxx had previously been a professional engineer in Virginia, he no longer was, nor was Mr. Xxxxx licensed in Texas and therefore his use of "P.E." after his name was improper.
Section/Rule Violated: Section 1001.004(c) (2) (B) and (C), 1001.301(b) and (c).
Resolution: A Cease and Desist Order and a $2,250.00 administrative penalty.
08-21-2009, 11:26 PM
mfbarnes
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Found a post on www.duramaxdiesels.com/ where he refers to himself in his sig as class of '68.
Also found a bunch of car posts on different forums for a mfbarnes in Virginia in 2003-2005ish. Can't get enough info from the profiles to see if it's really him or someone with the same name.
mfbarnes
Big Black Truck
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Montgomery, TX
Truck: 2005 Duramax LLY DEI
Engine: 6.6 Turbo Diesel LLY
Transmission: Automatic
Posts: 6
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'05 LLY 2500HD CCab 4x4, EFI Live with Edge Hot for the guages, S&B Intake, ATS 5000 Turbo 5" BD Turbo back (no cat), Air Dog pump kit. Amsoil Dual Bypass, Sun Coast Tranny. Titan 52 gal OEM tank Transfer Flow 100 gal COMBO TANK (Lucas Fuel Treatment in every Tank I burn) 6" Fabtech Lift (Perf upgrade) over Mud Grappler 38/60R22 on Jesse James Lawless 8T 22x10 inch Chrome, Ranch Hand replacement front and rear, Warn 12K# winch, N-Fab Six Loop, PIAA 180w Midnight Suns, Wilwood 16" Fronts & 13" Rears Rotors and Big 6R Calipers, Bushwhacker Cutouts (painted), Advantage Brake Controller, Max Air 1218 Heavy Duty High Volume Air Kit, Nathan Air 5 Chime K Series train horn, Firestone Bags, ARB Air Locker, (Thanks CC Plus)
All on Light Mod (Thanks Yaz!)
Line-X Liner, Tom Tom Go 910 GPS w/bluetooth
30ft Pace American Car Hauler Daytona Package w/Honda 15kw power plant
40ft Springdale Dual Slides-w/Honda 15kw power plant
TAMU '68 "Gig'em
Found a post on www.duramaxdiesels.com/ where he refers to himself in his sig as class of '68.
Also found a bunch of car posts on different forums for a mfbarnes in Virginia in 2003-2005ish. Can't get enough info from the profiles to see if it's really him or someone with the same name.
quote:quote:im kind of worried the zoo types might stick around...like herpes
Wow, outsiders all over the OB tonight
Nah, this is just TexAgs history. The OB should be proud.
what was the gofundme page for?
was that PhD dissertation actually submitted and does he claim a PhD?
was that PhD dissertation actually submitted and does he claim a PhD?
Bunk Moreland
So texas is getting in the playoff no matter what right?
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