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Bonfire96
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http://www.hdforums.com/forum/the-gun-enthusiast/296860-new-hunting-rifle.html

He posts on harley forums too....

Did you see his signature block?

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"God grant me the serenity accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that **** me off"


Probably the bodies of those 2 drunk chicks discussed earlier
jenn96
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OMG this thread is awesome. I've been on Texags for 12 years and this is as good as it gets.

Two things that I'm thinking:

1. I wonder how successful at life ole MF Barnes might have been if he'd spent even a fraction as much time actually accomplishing things as he did imagining them, copying them, photoshoping them, embellishing them and making them up. That **** is time-consuming! I can't even imagine the intellectual laziness combined with laser-focused determination to be relevant that it takes to google, copy and paste everything from your family history to a ...porn review?

2. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
piss off Guitarsoup.
jeffk
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The craziest thing about all this is how he uses the same name on all of his accounts.
NoNameAg
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Print out this entire thread, it will be needed when they send this fat ******bag to jail.
If/when Barnes ends up in court (again) over all of this, I hope this thread will get entered into evidence and every post is read out loud.


(insert picture of Woody Harrelson wearing a shirt that says "**** This Court" here)
TelcoAg
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This is my first post ever on OB. What a great thread.
Mr. McGibblets
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This is my first post ever on OB. What a great thread.


Hey Twitter friend xoxox
trouble
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The craziest thing about all this is how he uses the same name on all of his accounts.


But he likes to change the year.
jeffk
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This is my first post ever on OB. What a great thread.


Beat it, n00b!
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Is the gofundme site still up? I would like to donate a dollar so I can have standing.
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Print out this entire thread, it will be needed when they send this fat ******bag to jail.
If/when Barnes ends up in court (again) over all of this, I hope this thread will get entered into evidence and every post is read out loud.


Well just in case that happens I have a few things to say

Poop
Moist
Titicaca

Hope that gets read in court.
Sex Panther
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The craziest thing about all this is how he uses the same name on all of his accounts.


Hey Jeff, I think we've found TC's first project for Oil & Cattle
MouthBQ98
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Probably makes it easier to remember the name and password.
Kolache007
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Will y'all slow down! I can't catch up!
RangerRick9211
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At least he gave us "Johnny Football".

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Great story.

OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."

Teammates loved it, and it stuck.

Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1
trouble
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Read faster.
Aggie Network
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Is it bad that I actually have more faith in the investigative powers of TexAgs than law enforcement?


Seeing how texags (staff) got catfished as part of this long con (as did AFS), I have no faith the the investigative powers of Texags. Now the posters on Texags, they are CSI, NCIS, Red Reddington, Sherlock Holmes and Detective Poirot collectively all rolled into one.
How did The Association get catfished?
StringerBell
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Of course he gave Johnny that nickname.

Of course
Hood
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$1 says that all of his passwords are 'password'
CanyonAg77
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Will y'all slow down! I can't catch up!
No kidding, it's like watching a tennis match, clicking between this thread and the one on the AB.

Between the two, about 80,000 thread views as of now.
stdeb11
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In

Was not expecting this to happen when I was reading the first page earlier today...
jeffk
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The craziest thing about all this is how he uses the same name on all of his accounts.


Hey Jeff, I think we've found TC's first project for Oil & Cattle


Yes!

Ed Norton can play me!
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At least he gave us "Johnny Football".

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Great story.

OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."

Teammates loved it, and it stuck.

Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1
sts7049
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of course
trouble
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Or monkey.
MouthBQ98
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Unbelievable... Was he also the guy that really capped bin laden, too?
UnderoosAg
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If he's actually been selling services as a P.E. And he is not the State of Texas probably has something to discuss with him.


The investigator for TBPE will have it in his inbox first thing tomorrow a.m. And their C&D/fining abilities were increased from the wet noodle lashing here recently.
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Sex Panther
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At least he gave us "Johnny Football".

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Great story.

OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."

Teammates loved it, and it stuck.

Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1


You cannot make this up...

He actually claimed he coined "Johnny Football"

This is the greatest day in TexAgs history
carpe vinum
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At least he gave us "Johnny Football".

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Great story.

OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."

Teammates loved it, and it stuck.

Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1
Move over "Most Interesting Man In The World" you done been barnsed.
Helms96
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Print out this entire thread, it will be needed when they send this fat ******bag to jail.
If/when Barnes ends up in court (again) over all of this, I hope this thread will get entered into evidence and every post is read out loud.


Well just in case that happens I have a few things to say

Poop
Moist
Titicaca

Hope that gets read in court.
Firearms and LTC Instructor
12thGun.com
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CO of P-2 Class of ‘96
TelcoAg
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At least he gave us "Johnny Football".

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Great story.

OP deleted his original post that told the story: a guy named Mark Barnes apparently the coined the term while Manziel was a soph at Tivy. He had a big game filling in at QB, so Barnes went over to congratulate him, asked how to pronounce his name, then said, "I've just been calling you Johnny Football."

Teammates loved it, and it stuck.

Also a quote from Barnes saying he tends to make up nicknames for all the players there so he doesn't have to remember or pronounce last names. The kids there seem to love it.
http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2203569/1


HOLY **** HAJAJHAHAHAH
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its amazing that he has been able to make all these crazy claims and nobody put it all together. i guess by spreading it over multiple boards he was able to keep it up. amazing
Mr. McGibblets
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$1 says that all of his passwords are 'password'


Hey butty
MouthBQ98
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Helms96, sidebar, I will be in KL and Miri in a couple of weeks. Anything to do there?
itsyourboypookie
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Awesome. Just awesome.
 
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