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Please explain why the site can't adapt to portrait on mobile? Making the user rotate their device is pretty lame.
Yeah, it's a giant pain in the ass to twist my hand 90 degrees... Matter of fact, why do I have to go to the website at all? Just tell me the information once a week. Thanks for nothing...
My apologies. I have set up a new account, and from now on will instead be individually calling all users of The Projection List once a week to read aloud the current releases. If it is too much work to lift the phone to your ear, however, our new ESP service - where listings will be telepathically beamed to your brain - is in the beta stage and looking for testers. To sign up, simply send us an email with "Lazy Son of a B*tch" in the subject line. We also appreciate any condescending remarks, along with a general attitude of entitlement in regards to services provided at absolutely no cost to the user.
In the meantime, if you see 1-800-ARE-YOU-KIDDING-ME come up on your caller ID, that's us. No need to screen the call. For a limited time, because we understand how taxing actually picking up your phone or sending an email can be, ask for the "Jock92" and I will personally drive to your home, take you to the theater, pay for your ticket, and watch the movie with you, all free of charge.*
Thank you for your continued business and understanding.
- The Projection List
[* The first two hand jobs are free, but a small cash donation will be requested upon a third.]