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So who was Twit Happens when this thread was originally started?

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The same person, obviously.

Yeah I just saw people referring to you as Twit in some of the earlier pages. I just assumed this was someone's latest name change.

So seriously, post a pic so we know how best to help you.

Lolol. Dude, put on your nicest shirt get 75% to black out, find a fat chick, buy her beer all night, then give her a ride. Or just stand near me next Friday.

Getting laid becomes easy when you really just don't give a **** and try any more. It's really funny actually.

I'm not really comfortable posting a pic for the world to see. I just continue to struggle with dating. I went out with a girl recently, and I thought the date went really well.....but since the date she has ignored all of my attempts to contact her.

It really just confuses the hell out of me because during the date she seemed very into me with her body language (playing with her hair a lot, legs crossed towards me, etc.). At the end of the date she even said she wanted to talk later and was really friendly. I really have no idea what I'm doing wrong. I haven't been on a second date with a girl in over a year.

twit happens have you boned a prostitute yet?

Have you tried texting her pics of your junk? Women love junk pics.

Quit acting so into them. It freaks them out. Quit being a girl. Girls like men, Atkeast most do. When you ask her on a date, tell her this is where your going to take her, then ask if its ok with her, but be firm. ( remember, you're in control). Be polite, but don't go over the top like you might finally get your dick wet. Talk about your future, career, lifestyle, don't mention her, kids, or other girls. Wait for her to ask. At the end of the night don't be nervous, kissing and making a move is easy. If you're close, and she gives you that look, hold eye contact until you do ( don't deviate, that's like missionary kissing for you rookies, don't get fancy!) she will be able to tell you're a virgin by your kissing style, or lack thereof. That's ok.

Don't say any cheesy **** like " it was really nice meeting you, or I had so much fun blah blah" just say thanks for hanging out tonight, say goodbye. Don't talk about texting or calling or next time. Act like you have any other ***** to fill holes for the next night. It brings out their competitive side.

they can smell your virgin fear. be confident, but not overly cocky. don't do anythign that could be construed as needy. and most of all, quit posting here. you're not gonna find any non-crazy ones here.

Or at a bar. Join a club or something

Should I even be trying to kiss a girl on the first date? I have always waited until the second date or so. Some girls don't like it when you move that fast.

if you haven't kissed during the date before you take her home, it's already over.

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if you haven't kissed during the date before you take her home, it's already over.

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I'm saying like if I meet a girl online.....when we meet for the first date we are practically strangers. Are most girls fine with kissing someone they just met in person and talked to for a couple of hours over dinner?

why don't you just try doing the exact opposite of whatever the Hell it is you've been doing up to this point.

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why don't you just try doing the exact opposite of whatever the Hell it is you've been doing up to this point.

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Like that Seinfeld episode! Genius!

This was awesome! Blue stars for everyone!

What is this, church camp? Yes, kiss girl ASAP. Preferably while you're both drunk. Only downside is if the next day she doesn't remember you. That time was awkward.

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phew, i get worried when i go like 2 weeks without hittin up some girl. I can't imagine 28 years

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Lol always the internet badass

There is so much gold in this thread

You're gold.

Twit is a Binders sock

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Twit is a Binders sock

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Uh huhhhhh

Solution: come to San Marcos or Austin for a weekend, buy sorostitutes drinks, take them home, and use protection.

Hit up Charpie she's always down for creampies

You can be cocky but you have to make her laugh at the same time and it has to flow natural from you. Women like cocky if you can pull it off, it intrigues them and makes them want to find out what makes you tick - if you can intrigue a women you are golden.

Arrogance on the other hand is turn-off. Don't boast about yourself, let them talk and listen (I know its hard) - always have something interesting to say to keep the conversation going, awkward pauses are not good. Compliment her but not too much, you want to stroke her ego a little bit but not sound like a bumbling fool and gushing all over them. Remember, you are in charge and make all the decisions, dictate to her how things are going to be (to a certain extent) she will respect you for that. The goal is to make her have the best time of her life so SHE is the one wanting more. Do your best to make her feel comfortable and keep her attention focused on you.

A lot of girls are just nice and don't want to hurt your feelings in person and will say stuff like I had fun lets do it again but not mean it. Don't sit there and try to read small subliminal signs, focus on making her laugh and have a good time. If she is laughing a lot and initiates physical contact with you - reaching out to touch you on the arm or something similar while joking around or leaning in close while you talk you know you doing well. If she is into you she will give you some pretty obvious signals, you just have to learn to recognize and act on them, its all about timing.

Anyway, good luck, these are skills I learned over the coarse of a long time, maybe not necessarily the best for a one night stand- different ballgame there, but sounds like that isn't what you are really looking for.

Oh yeah, and never tell her you are a virgin at 28 years old unless she is too or close to it, the women will start to wonder what is wrong with you and her and her friends will laugh about it - then bye bye respect.

If this is a troll still good advice for anyone else who is having problems.

It's been 4 months. Has he lost it yet?

Haha, didn't realize that, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

TTT

Well, I've always heard use it or lose it, soooooooo... Yeah. He probably lost it one way or the other.

This one is way better than the other thread.

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why don't you just try doing the exact opposite of whatever the Hell it is you've been doing up to this point.

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Like that Seinfeld episode! Genius!

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If you haven't been laid by 28 you probably never will be until you find a pathetic soul like you desperate like you.

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Isn't there a virgins-only online dating site? I'd hit that.

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FTFY

Glad this wasn't me

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Glad this wasn't me

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We would all have questions till you met Lex...