How I lost my virginity... A ****ty girl I was obsessed with got drunk and rode me for 15 seconds on her bed while her parents were down stairs.

You guys really finish quick while drunk? If I've had more than a sixer you can forget finishing that night

rusty i think that's a medical issue

Considering the amount you drink, you must not have finished in years.

Cleo

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How I lost my virginity... A ****ty girl I was obsessed with got drunk and rode me for 15 seconds on her bed while her parents were down stairs.

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Interesting. How old were each of you?

I never find myself in situations like that. Was it luck?

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I never find myself in situations like that. Was it luck?

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That's because you don't hang out with sloots. This is the problem that we keep telling you to correct. SMH. WHY AM I FEEDING THE TROLL!!!!

twit, just stop thinking about it, it's only as big of a deal as you make it

Only made out w a chick once?

Okay..... Officially a troll

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Considering the amount you drink, you must not have finished in years.

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Lucky girls

And it's probably the most fun form of birth control ever

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This has been a hilarious read.


A+ troll in my book. Some of those comments from Twit HAVE to be made up...if not, he's falls into a small category of people that I've known that were dumb enough/weird enough to fit this entire scenario.

Priceless.

Yesssss. Every woman wants a drunk dude humping them.

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who is this?

Miss Cleo

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6 beers doesn't get me drunk, sweetheart

Sorry I compared your liver to my obviously inferior liver.

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I work hard to keep my liver levels up

This whole thread is awesome. Grade A troll!

No I had one glass of wine. I was sober and petrified. She was wasted. She didn't get off. Shockingly enough. Once we had a rhythm that was plenty of time for her first orgasm in a smash session.

blue parachute to OP

It's easy....make out for a bit....reach hand down to her clam like you fckin own it, because you do, because you're the man....rub it, gently, while kissing her neck at this point. She should be getting excited now...now grab her hand and put it on your manhood like a fckin man....sit her down gently on the bed, stick your head between her legs and go to town. If you cant get laid at this point, then God help you.

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Eating ***** isn't necessary. It's boring and doesn't do anything for your weiner.

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Eating ***** isn't necessary. It's boring and doesn't do anything for your weiner.

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Not sure if serious

Isn't tele a confessed bi?

Why do y'all feed this troll?

why not? you don't like the whisker biscuit?

What's a whisker biscuit?

sonso

WHISKER BISCUIT CREAM PIES FOR EVERYONE!

To the best of my knowledge I'm not bi.

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selfishness

I can fix this problem.

I enjoy corruption.

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Another TexAgs hookup.