What'd I do to make tony_baloney mad?

Oh look. I have a little V symbol next to my name. I just noticed that, lol.

They give you that when you win at internetting with a troll of this quality. It stands for "victory".

I don't think this was a troll thread.

I wish this was a troll CW, I really do.

If any of you sexperts want to give me some coaching or meet me in person you can email me at twithappens at gmail.com. I live in Austin.

Too bad there aren't any straight people in asstin.

I'm about to get flamed, but don't find your self worth in other people sleeping with you. You come across as having really low confidence, and that is why women won't sleep with you. Also, wait for marriage

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I'm about to get flamed, but don't find your self worth in other people sleeping with you. You come across as having really low confidence, and that is why women won't sleep with you. Also, wait for marriage

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I agree with self worth part of the message.

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this thread

It was an entertaining read

If the OP really wants to get laid, there is a dating website called Prefered411.com that I guarantee will do the trick. There is a $90/year membership fee and a screening process, but that's just so that your potential dates know you are safe to 'date' without getting arrested.

Catch. How do you know it works?

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If the OP really wants to get laid, there is a dating website called Prefered411.com

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The goal shouldn't be about getting laid. If it was, OP would of went on craiglist and got a hooker.

Nothing changes if the OP use the site and gets laid. He will still be unable to meet, attract and most importantly have a meaningful relationship with a women he is interested in.

"meaningful"? what? are you searching for some kind of unified theory through sexual exploits?

don't tell them you're a virgin.

blow it in 2 pumps on her face, say it's been awhile and laugh.

offer a back rub and then get ready for round 2.

she'll give you all the learning you'll need and you won't have a loaded gun.

let this happen a few times, watch some porn, take note on foreplay. read some stuff about errogenous (spelling?) zones.

now you're a love making machine.

sex and love are different.

That's awful advice. But probably what a LOT of guys would tell you.

just don't do this with anyone you care about. duh.

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Catch. How do you know it works?

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Umm, Research? Yeah, Research. That's how....

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meaningful"? what? are you searching for some kind of unified theory through sexual exploits?

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Can you rephrase your question? I not sure what you are asking?

searching for unified theory through sexual exploits you are?

Lose it to some drunk ***** you don't care about it. It is certainly better than losing it in prison.

Lose it to a man, it's better than losing it to a donkey.

This thread, and all of you wonderful gb contributors

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don't tell them you're a virgin.

blow it in 2 pumps on her face, say it's been awhile and laugh.

offer a back rub and then get ready for round 2.

she'll give you all the learning you'll need and you won't have a loaded gun.

let this happen a few times, watch some porn, take note on foreplay. read some stuff about errogenous (spelling?) zones.

now you're a love making machine.

sex and love are different.

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i read a few pages of this. a hooker is definitely the way to go. stop worrying about the std aspect of it. just wrap it up and dive in. i don't want to die in a car accident, but does that mean i won't ever get in a car? **** no, i get in a car every day.

if you still want to be a little ***** and play the std card at least go to a rub and tug and get one of those nice handies with the oil. they are fantastic and i've never heard of anyone getting an std from a hand. that might be what you need to help you gain confidence to pick up a chick irl.

i'm not sure how many of y'all are serious about the hooker thing, but i have to disagree on giving that as advice. it won't build confidence

Twat happens, I suggest you date fat chicks if you want some easy sex.

the first time i had a chick get me off i thought it was ****ing fantastic. i wanted it again. once he finds out what he has been missing out on he will be more determined to get it again instead of making up a million excuses. why is there so much stigma around getting a hooker?

hookers

free chicks are great, too

Because hookers and weed are illegal

it's not the stigma, i'm fine with hookers and think it should be legal everywhere

it's just that i don't see why it would boost confidence, you're basically telling yourself "i can only get laid if i pay someone and do it anonymously"...which to me, would be a huge confidence blow if anything

Hopefully you know how to carpet munch.

Or.have you not done that either?

Never pay for sex. It's pathetic.