unfortunately OP, there is no hope.



no but seriously, get a dating mentor or wingman who's experienced with women. someone who you can confide in and they can tell you where you are messing up. if you have no one, go find someone on from the internet. there's a few dating coaches.

I don't want to pick up people from a bar- Twit, I'm with you there. Join a club and find someone through common interest. The dating world is not limited to churches and bars.

also, you may be coming off as desperate. women can sense that from a mile away. just something to consider.

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Jesus this thread is awesome....even if troll.

Confidence, decisiveness, and a good sense of humor is what you need.

You just have to own the fuucking situation you are in....you don't have to be an a$$, just be a man.

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MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS HOUSE!!!

YOU'RE 28 FRACKING YEARS OLD FOR CHRIST SAKES!!

That should help immediately!

Also nice troll.

FYDP!!

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Second piece of advice....

Harmony/singles/matchmaker/etc.com

Every girl on those sites is as desperate or more desperate than you!

My old roommate from college said it was like fish in a barrel on those sites. One date and BAM, your willies wet and life is good!

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I've been working on that.

Also, my experience with online dating sites has been nothing like that. Some of the girls are desperate, just not the ones I am attracted to.

Who cares if you're attracted? You need a slump buster.

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also, you may be coming off as desperate. women can sense that from a mile away. just something to consider.

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I don't act that way during dates, but what do I know. I need a girl's opinion.

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I don't know how to date. I need a girl's vagina.

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FIFY

This troll reminds me of dallasag99

I'm no Dong Juan, but I feel like a real ladies' man reading this thread.

you don't fall in love with the desperate ones you retard. These are just needy sloots you are trying to boff to get your confidence and experience up. Get the relationship crap out of your head. If you can't convince some broad to drop her panties for 15 minutes of rough comfort, you're not going to be able to convince them to stay around past their entree, much less a second or third date.

How did this go from a "is virginity at 28 at negative" to "how to **** nasty hos from the bar" thread?

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there is no hope for this one.

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How did this go from a "is virginity at 28 at negative" to "how to **** nasty hos from the bar" thread?

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some of us are only good at a few things

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For you, i would recommemnd Craiglist!

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you don't fall in love with the desperate ones you retard. These are just needy sloots you are trying to boff to get your confidence and experience up. Get the relationship crap out of your head. If you can't convince some broad to drop her panties for 15 minutes of rough comfort, you're not going to be able to convince them to stay around past their entree, much less a second or third date.

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Maybe it's because my morals are getting in the way. I'd feel bad about leading on a desperate chick.

morals are overrated if you're just tryna get yer dick wet

I was a vigin until I was 25. No particular reason other than I'm extremely lazy and putting all that effort into getting laid seemed like a lot of work and oddly enough women weren't just lining up to **** me.
By the time I was 24 it was kind of a novelty and put an arbitrary value on my virginity deciding I'd at least wait until someone worthwhile came along.

Didn't work out that way since I started dating a chick that couldn't not have sex, so the V-card went straight out he window. Which for some reason made it a lot easier to get laid afterward.

Thing was, had I not decided to say, **** it, and do the dirty, I never would have slept with the second girl I slept with since I took her home the first night I met her and I wouldn't have just tossed my arbitrarily valued virginity out on a one night stand. And then the third girl I slept with would not have slept with me if I had been a virgin because she believed that dudes got too attached to their first.

Assuming she was not the only chick out there that felt that way, I think it actually makes it harder to get laid the longer you remain a virgin.

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Game over

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FIFY EFE

In that case, take then to some place fancy like Applebee's.

Some of those online girls are just fine to screw, even if they are horrible for dating.

dude, do you want to get laid? If so, then stop with the morals BS.

If not, then stop with the morals BS anyway.

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Listen to this man.

I had etoufee for lunch. I thought about getting a beer but decided against it. I have to go pick up my prescription later.

GB answer - go to backpage

For real answer - stop worrying about it. Just do your thing. It'll happen. ***** just happens sometimes.

Prescription?

Yeah, got some serious **** going down next week

Sex change operation?

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Yeah, got some serious **** going down next week

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A troll within a troll.

Not quite NA