when is this dude going to post a freaking pic!?

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Hopefully you know how to carpet munch.

Or.have you not done that either?

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Nom, nom, nom.

Paying for sex isn't pathetic if you have the money.

Oh, and that's funny coming from a woman who expect men to pay for their dinner, cab, etc.

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Im not having sex, not here.

The next words out of your dumb ass mouth should have been:
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Then where?


Hindsight is 20/20. I actually talked to her about it later and her "reasoning" for not wanting to have sex was that I had mentioned earlier that I had to leave to go to work the next day and she didn't want me having sex and just leaving without staying the night.

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Dumbest **** I've ever heard. Never snuggle the first night. Even if you like her. Awkward post virgin sex would be the most awkward night ever. And don't you dare ask if it was good for her. You don't really want to know.

Not having sex because you're afraid of std's is like never driving your car because you're afraid of being in an accident.

Wrap that s*** and dive in. Also, A+ troll.

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you're basically telling yourself "i can only get laid if i pay someone and do it anonymously"...which to me, would be a huge confidence blow if anything

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Not really. You're basically telling yourself, "I want to get laid, but I don't want to listen to the woman talk about her feelings, be clingy, drop money on her on the hopes of getting laid but it doesn't happen, or take away from time hanging out with your buds." Just because someone pays for it doesn't mean they can't get it if they don't pay for it.

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Im not having sex, not here.

The next words out of your dumb ass mouth should have been:
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Then where?


Hindsight is 20/20. I actually talked to her about it later and her "reasoning" for not wanting to have sex was that I had mentioned earlier that I had to leave to go to work the next day and she didn't want me having sex and just leaving without staying the night.

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Dumbest **** I've ever heard. Never snuggle the first night. Even if you like her. Awkward post virgin sex would be the most awkward night ever. And don't you dare ask if it was good for her. You don't really want to know.

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That was her reasoning, not mine. Also, she did not know that I am a virgin. What an idiot.

Here is a suggestion for the troll since it is your first time and you don't want to accidentally shove your dick in her purse. Dude, just ask her....better yet, tell her to sit on your face. If you know how to work that, most times, they will do the rest. She will get so excited that she will ride you like a Comanche on a war path and squeeling like a wildebeest




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Want a tissue Mary?

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She will get so excited that she will ride you like a Comanche on a war path and squeeling like a wildebeest

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I lol'd loudly in my office at this one. Peeps in the hallway looked at me funny.

no Thanks Twit

MNG with some sage advice.

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Here is a suggestion for the troll since it is your first time and you don't want to accidentally shove your dick in her purse. Dude, just ask her....better yet, tell her to sit on your face. If you know how to work that, most times, they will do the rest. She will get so excited that she will ride you like a Comanche on a war path and squeeling like a wildebeest




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I dunno if I like that advice. What if she suffocates me?

Blue Parachute for you.

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I dunno if I like that advice. What if she suffocates me?

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Then we would be free of this troll thread. So effing addicting.

But serious advice:



Except get one for your nose.

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I dunno if I like that advice. What if she suffocates me?

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If you can fit your mouth and your nose into her love tunnel at the same time you might want to rethink the situation. Even I've never been with a woman with a taco so big where I could fit my mouth and big Jew nose into at the same time

This is grade A trolling. Carry on.

8 pages and still no pics of the OP so we know what we're working with. Once we know what you look like we can tell you exactly how to act, what to do, and the type of girl you should go after.

The combination of prescriptions could range anywhere from act like a dick, get a better haircut, and go after hot girls with daddy issues, to worship the ground anyone with a vagina walks on, free-base a sheet ton of Accutane, and exclusively go after fat amputees who don't speak English.

We simply don't know without a pic. An artist can't paint if he doesn't know what colors of paint he has on his paint holding thingy.

I believe you're referring to a palette

A virgin palette.

T&P for twat not happening to Twit.

You can say twat on here?

twat waffle

Huh. How about that. What about ****?

**** waffle

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palette

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"Oh look at me, I know what they call paint holding thingies in France."

it's pronounced palay

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T&P for twat not happening to Twit.

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Put it on him then

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T&P for twat not happening to Twit.

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It's okay....it's not your fault sugar plum.

Please tell me you've at least had your d s'd and you've b your l on some t's?