You read the title correctly. I'm 28 and still a virgin, but not by choice: extremely bad luck with women, some unfortunate health problems, and so on. I don't have problems getting dates or anything, but the dates just never turn into relationships (despite my best efforts). I'm not physically repulsive, and I exercise and take care of myself. If I told a woman that I'm still a virgin after a few dates, do ya'll think she'd see that as a bad thing? I feel like most women want someone with experience, but then I feel like I'll have a hard time getting any experience because I have no experience.

This is not a troll. I just need to talk to people about my problem.

a small peen is not a health problem.

*Not a Sea Bass sock

Earl! Help the boy out here!

i can help

Have you ever considered prostitutes?

Or really ugly church chicks?

Isn't there a virgins-only online dating site? I'd hit that up.

I'm guessing that women can smell your nervousness from a mile away around them.

I'm sure the rest of the board will disagree, but it might not be the worst idea to drop a couple hundred dollars or so on a prostitute to take the edge off.

Edit for reading skills:

Be honest and open about it. If she laughs, play it off once. She keeps doing it, just walk away. There is no telling how she will react, but I would imagine many women would see your honesty as a sign of being mature in this case.

"insert 40 year old virgin quotes"

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Have you ever considered prostitutes?

Or really ugly church chicks?

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No prostitutes because I'm too freaked out about catching a VD from one.

I don't go to church.

I know someone who lost his virginity to a prostitute. He said it was a terrible idea.

Yeah..."someone." We all believe you, pal.

I'm getting the impression that you might be trying too hard.

I am also getting the impression that your standards may be too high for what you can realistically expect to attain with regard to a chick.

Also, if you have no problems getting dates but you do have a problem getting seconf/third dates, you might want to take a look at why you aren't getting past that point. Do you have some good friends who can tell you? Can you call three girls you have had dates with and, whithout whining, ask them what it was that turned them off? Tell them you are trying to "fix" a pattern you have noticed.

Lastly, there's NO reason to tell a woman you are a virgin until y'all have a relationship and you get to the point that she needs to know. If "history" doesn't matter of you've had 25 partners, then it shouldn't matter if you have had zero.

That being said, there's noting wrong with waiting for marriage. Premarital sex is a sin.

[This message has been edited by combat wombat™ (edited 10/26/2012 9:44a).]

Why do you feel the need to tell a woman? Are you expecting her to do something special for you because it'll be your first time?

I don't tell the men I sleep with I have two uterii - they would never know until I told them - so why bother?

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I know someone who lost his virginity to a prostitute. He said it was a terrible idea.

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He was doing it wrong.

On a side note, would it be wrong to pray for God to help you get laid?

Post a pic so we can figure out the best remediation plan for you. If you're hot our job will be much easier.

[This message has been edited by Beer Baron (edited 10/26/2012 9:46a).]

Looks like Sea Bass could start a support group

troll, troll, troll your boat

Can you call three girls you have had dates with and, whithout whining, ask them what it was that turned them off?
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holy f***ing sheat..

HE'S A LOSER AND NEEDS TO FIND OUT WHY.

Agreed, but damn those conversations would be awkward as sheet.

Trolls are like drunks. When they tell you they aren't, they most certainly are.

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I'm getting the impression that you might be trying too hard.

I am also getting the impression that your standards may be too high for what you can realistically expect to attain with regard to a chick.

Also, if you have no problems getting dates but you do have a problem getting seconf/third dates, you might want to take a look at why you aren't getting past that point. Do you have some good friends who can tell you? Can you call three girls you have had dates with and, whithout whining, ask them what it was that turned them off? Tell them you are trying to "fix" a pattern you have noticed.

Lastly, there's NO reason to tell a woman you are a virgin until y'all have a relationship and you get to the point that she needs to know. If "history" doesn't matter of you've had 25 partners, then it shouldn't matter if you have had zero.

That being said, there's noting wrong with waiting for marriage. Premarital sex is a sin.

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The thing is that I'm not entirely sure what I can realistically expect to attain with regard to a chick. I've dated girls that I thought were 8's or 9's, but also girls that were 5's or 6's (they were a little chunky).

I might try asking past girls I've dated, but most will probably ignore me.

LOL that's the worst idea ever.

How about you aim for an average girl who is nice to you?

Post a pic and we'll tell you what you can expect.

[This message has been edited by combat wombat™ (edited 10/26/2012 9:56a).]

Anyone who posted a serious response.

You could also offer to sell your virginity on the internet. Chicks can get 6 figures for theirs, so I'm betting you could probably get in the mid-to-high hundreds for yours.

Go on a date with SSS and then ask her what went wrong.

Another TexAgs hookup.

Just get them drunk enough.

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Post a pic and we'll tell you what you can expect.

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This. Our job is much easier once we know what we're working with. You might just need to get more confidence, or you might need plastic surgery and/or some roofies to make this happen.

What do you do for a living?
Do you live with parents?
Do you have horrible BO/acne/teeth?
Are you a slob?
Are you an *******?
Areyou horribly self-centered?
Do you have anger issues?
Are you a whiner?
Are you a hypochondriac?
Do you have poor table manners?
Are your fingernails too long and/or dirty?

etc.

+1 to what combat wombat said about waiting to tell.

You may benefit from what your past girls tell you. I wish guys would tell me what I'm doing wrong. Unfortunately, I can probably guess and I don't know how to fix it.

Hi lily...wanna go out sometime?

Dude go to Australia and do that virgin auction thing. You might be sitting on a gold mine