I need to try this get thrown in jail warm up routine before my next round. It seems to work given -4 so far today.
Seven Costanza said:
As we've all learned, being the best golfer on the planet with the world's most boring personality likely means that you're a future drug addict who's banging the local trash at Waffle House.
Tee shirt and the Grove 23 hat. Dude is pulling out all the stops.cb1919 said:Project Gemini said:
Do we see a mug shot shirt tomorrow like Tiger was treated with?
https://www.instagram.com/p/C7EySOuOOeA/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
Why would we have to wait all the way until tomorrow?
(Link didn't seem to work)
LostTexasBoy said:I agree with you 100%. But to add to it even more so, Darlington said that he only drove about 10 yards or 25-30 feet. Not 20-30 yards. And again, this all happened at like 6 AM this morning, in the rain, when it was still completely dark out, and there was a major accident/crime scene investigation going on. A recipe for confusion and limited vision/visibility.beerad12man said:
The officer was a jackass. He is the sole reason he is injured. No doubt about it.
A lot of people still don't get how quickly you can go 20-30 yards just trying to process things. Especially considering golfers are often times being helped out by the dudes in the yellow jackets when entering a course / tournament,
Oh ya, and you know what else happens at major accidents/crime scene investigations? A **** ton of cop cars with all of their lights all going. And from multiple reports I've seen, all of the players were told that they could go around the accident and enter the golf course.
Saying that his pants were beyond repair, because he was basically drug while Scottie was driving (for 10 yards at what? 5-10mph, just speculation here) is beyond laughable and absurd. But congrats, Barney Fife. You got him.
Crowd Cheers As Scottie Scheffler Tunnels Out Of Prison Right Onto Tee Box https://t.co/gwa99vBOXL pic.twitter.com/HWmv8SjZUh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 17, 2024
Scottie Scheffler walking out to the first tee box at Valhalla: pic.twitter.com/jMyNkkyypc
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) May 17, 2024
The allegation is that the officer was dragged 10-15 yards.Ag_07 said:
Whether he was supposed to be going around is irrelevant. If you drive with a cop hanging on your car then you're going to get arrested and justifiably so.
If that was indeed the case I have a hard time siding with Scotty even if this cop was power tripping.
zephyr88 said:
I fully expect to see Scottie on the course today.
He'll probably card a low-60's round.
Ag_07 said:
Whether he was supposed to be going around is irrelevant. If you drive with a cop hanging on your car then you're going to get arrested and justifiably so.
If that was indeed the case I have a hard time siding with Scotty even if this cop was power tripping.
98Ag99Grad said:
He even got a sandwich
CyclingAg82 said:
I am seeing that Scottie will be arraigned on Tuesday morning.
The fact that those morons haven't dropped the charges is stunningly stupid.
I believe Scottie's version - and the officer looks like a complete Barney Fife dbag.
Sorry, very pro LEO but these clowns give police officers a bad name.
snowaggie said:
Oooommmphh...tough and sad to watch Tiger. On yet again another Friday like this, you have to wonder if you're watching him play his last competitive round. Is that a crazy notion? It's not being talked about...I think because no one wants to see it happen.
EllisCoAg said:
i want to hear the call to his wife back home.
"Honey, how's it going this morning?
How's the baby? get any sleep last night?
well, I just got arrested...."
Maybe Scottie could buy him some new $80 policeman pants.98Ag99Grad said:
If I was the arresting officer I would push to drop charges and do a joint presser with Scheffler where they shake hands and say no hard feelings. Otherwise this dude is toast in today's age of social media.
Married to an Aggie - so good taste.75AG said:
Man, he's one likable t-sip. Maybe the one.
Underrated.wangus12 said:CyclingAg82 said:
I am seeing that Scottie will be arraigned on Tuesday morning.
The fact that those morons haven't dropped the charges is stunningly stupid.
I believe Scottie's version - and the officer looks like a complete Barney Fife dbag.
Sorry, very pro LEO but these clowns give police officers a bad name.
You clearly have no respect for LEOs. That poor officer's pants will never recover
My FIL was in the police in Little Rock for years and let me tell you, that man has many stories that are pompous stories of him bragging how he put people in jail. I told my wife "I could totally see you father doing what these cops did today." and she 100% agreed. The ego trip some cops have annoy me to no end.CyclingAg82 said:
I am seeing that Scottie will be arraigned on Tuesday morning.
The fact that those morons haven't dropped the charges is stunningly stupid.
I believe Scottie's version - and the officer looks like a complete Barney Fife dbag.
Sorry, very pro LEO but these clowns give police officers a bad name.
As he should be.98Ag99Grad said:
If I was the arresting officer I would push to drop charges and do a joint presser with Scheffler where they shake hands and say no hard feelings. Otherwise this dude is toast in today's age of social media.
bagger05 said:The allegation is that the officer was dragged 10-15 yards.Ag_07 said:
Whether he was supposed to be going around is irrelevant. If you drive with a cop hanging on your car then you're going to get arrested and justifiably so.
If that was indeed the case I have a hard time siding with Scotty even if this cop was power tripping.
You cover 10 yards in literally one second if you're driving 20 mph.
It sounds like Scheffler stopped immediately as soon as he realized someone was banging on/hanging on his car.