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Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits

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In reply to TxAg76 • 5:07a, 8/9/21
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TxAg76 said:
All gonorrhea, no penicillin


Underrated quote
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In reply to A New Hope • 8:13a, 8/9/21
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She's kinda chunky.

Kinda?
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In reply to PneumAg • 8:21a, 8/9/21
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She actually pole dances with a live monkey...
you literally cannot lay this out there without further discussion!!!
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In reply to StrykerAg • 8:23a, 8/9/21
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StrykerAg said:
Is that a guy with fake tits or a girl?
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8:25p, 11/1/21
Bump.

Saw on Twitter that the monkey attacked a kid during Halloween and had to be pried off the child.
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In reply to BusinessAg • 8:34p, 11/1/21
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BusinessAg said:
the monkey ... had to be pried off the child.
Much like its owner, apparently.
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8:37p, 11/1/21
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8:48p, 11/1/21
Girl built like Cory Redding. Hope that pole she's using is hurricane rated.
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9:00p, 11/1/21
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Remember when y'all wanted Jimbo to try to keep Jeff Banks on staff…
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9:10p, 11/1/21
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Came here to post the Haloween monkey attack story.

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In reply to Born Maroon • 9:12p, 11/1/21
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Born Maroon said:
Came here to post the Haloween monkey attack story.

so post it
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10:14p, 11/1/21
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Twitter is underrated. Exchange with followers RE: monkey gate

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10:24p, 11/1/21
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"Did the monkey type this?" LMAO!
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10:33p, 11/1/21
Good lord
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10:40p, 11/1/21
Obviously, it isn't good that the strippers monkey attached a child. No doubt about it. But my bigger concern is stripper obesity. This is a serious problem and those cheap Chinese stripper poles can be very dangerous when you go over the weight limit.
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10:41p, 11/1/21
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Woof.

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In reply to WillieBrownsBratwurstBun • 10:46p, 11/1/21
WillieBrownsBratwurstBun said:
Woof.
No.
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10:48p, 11/1/21
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Lol she deleted her Twitter account after many journalists and sports companies started sharing the news. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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10:53p, 11/1/21
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11:00p, 11/1/21
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She is a 1985 red Chevy Camero with 300k miles and faded pain with replacement rims and the vinyl with cracks from sun damage
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11:34p, 11/1/21
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Whole Lotta monkeying around goin on down on the 40 acres. My oh my
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In reply to AgPediRPh • 1:40a, 11/2/21
I'm dying here
All your base
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In reply to hph6203 • 3:39a, 11/2/21
hph6203 said:


What… I thought I was drunk reading this.. and I don't drink.. please tell me she does not vote.
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5:55a, 11/2/21
Did she delete her Twitter
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In reply to itsyourboypookie • 6:44a, 11/2/21
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Looks like it. Good move with the likely lawsuit incoming.
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In reply to AstroAggie15 • 6:44a, 11/2/21
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AstroAggie15 said:

TEXAS BITE, TEXAS BITE...
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In reply to WillieBrownsBratwurstBun • 6:58a, 11/2/21
WillieBrownsBratwurstBun said:
Woof.

This picture exudes 'slimy'.
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7:11a, 11/2/21
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I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the Texas AD got ahold of this news and the conversation which ensued about deleting the pole assassin's Twitter.

I'm sure Jeff got the news from some Texas SID dork and and not meek Sark. I bet Jeff in no uncertain terms told Dani to stop the GD twittering if she wanted him to keep his job or he would cut the fcking monkey's paws off.
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In reply to Vepp • 7:52a, 11/2/21
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Vepp said:
WillieBrownsBratwurstBun said:
Woof.

This picture exudes 'slimy'.


For some reason looking at this picture…all I can think about is the Kanye South Park episode


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8:08a, 11/2/21
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Look, the kid was trick or treating and was hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus, OK?
Gig 'Em
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