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Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits

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In reply to A New Hope • 1:56p, 8/5/21
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Chunky monkey!
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In reply to A New Hope • 1:58p, 8/5/21
Fedup said:
Those nails are downright scary, looks like she's got a lot of miles on her frame.


Those nails are disgusting. Gross!
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2:06p, 8/5/21
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What an embarrassment for Banks personally and the tu program. I don't twitter but curiosity did get the better of me and took a 30 second spin through her page. Imagine this association from a coach at a major program in the past...

2021... it ain't like it used to be
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2:09p, 8/5/21
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What is the obsession with giant asses these days? Women regularly getting ass implants. Kardashians have ruined everything, including Bruce!
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In reply to WC94 • 2:13p, 8/5/21
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Monkey see, monkey do
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2:13p, 8/5/21
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Used to be the monkey on a stripper's back was figurative.
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In reply to rgag12 • 2:14p, 8/5/21
rgag12 said:
Monkey see, monkey do


Monkey pee all over you.

I'm sure Banks is into that.
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In reply to PneumAg • 2:16p, 8/5/21
PneumAg said:
For those of you who don't know, Texas longhorn coach Jeff Banks recently divorced his wife and abandoned his four children to be with a pole dancing stripper. She actually pole dances with a live monkey, but that's a topic for another day.

Anyway, here is longhorn coach Jeff Banks' pole-dancing stripper girlfriend tweeting at Bryce Anderson, a high school teenager, about how he looks good in white and orange:



I'm not even sure what to say about this other than just, wtf. I don't know if Banks put her up to this because he thought it would be a good way to recruit players to Austin or what, but it is beyond the pale. That program is an absolute smoldering dumpster. This is just bizarre.

To those of you who might say "well, this isn't reflective of Jeff Banks or the longhorn football program. Maybe she's just trying to help out and went a little too far," I give you Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend, actively participating in the longhorn "all gas no brakes" recruiting pitch, having her photo taken in front of the same "all gas no brakes" stage setup as all the coaches and players:



Banks is trash (leaving his kids that way), and surprised he can get a girl even close to her. Just sayin...
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2:28p, 8/5/21
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I guess leaving your kids and your wife for a stripper is truly embracing the "all gas and no breaks" philosophy.
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2:30p, 8/5/21
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I question Jeff Banks' choice in strippers.

Her Twitter is Dani and JB

Are they looking for possible bad press?!

Are they looking to scare recruits away with a busted stripper?
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2:48p, 8/5/21
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Oh look, the sips added the State of Texas outline around their field logo. Gotta remind errbody that "We're Texas. Pay no mind to the Agriculturals"

Thought the same thing. For a school that is so arrogant and has a sense of entitlement, sure acting a bit insecure. Adding state of Texas now like us.
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In reply to AggiePetro07 • 2:52p, 8/5/21
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AggiePetro07 said:
Her teeth be nasty.


That's the meth, ask blowu.
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3:01p, 8/5/21
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3:18p, 8/5/21
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All gross, no thanks.
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3:21p, 8/5/21
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She's not a very popular stripper judging by how her birth control tweet got a whole 3 likes
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In reply to AgFormerlyInIrving • 3:23p, 8/5/21
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Probably all the things she does that his wife wouldn't
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3:24p, 8/5/21
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She needs to lay off the Bevo Burgers.
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3:29p, 8/5/21
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JB needs to really step it up and buy his girl a new toothbrush... he surely realizes all the places where that nasty mouth has been, right? Those are some janky chiclets!

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In reply to pete85 • 3:45p, 8/5/21
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pete85 said:


That's before she got The County Line hookup.
She's a lot thiccer now.
Too bad Banks, she cashed in on you and blowed up.
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3:45p, 8/5/21
For shame.

Guess Banks needs to spank his monkey.
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3:46p, 8/5/21
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A Corvette would have been much cheaper...
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3:49p, 8/5/21
I'm not sure why anyone would blow up their life to tap this...Let the organ grinder keep tweeting, I don't expect this is a value add...
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In reply to hph6203 • 3:50p, 8/5/21
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hph6203 said:


Quite the deep... thinker... that one.
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3:55p, 8/5/21
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He can only recruit a one star stripper. I have serious questions about his ability to evaluate talent.
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In reply to Win At Life • 4:00p, 8/5/21
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Win At Life said:
He can only recruit a one star stripper. I have serious questions about his ability to evaluate talent.


Her ball control skills are probably off the charts
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4:03p, 8/5/21
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Poor thang never had an English teacher.
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4:05p, 8/5/21
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This is what all gas, no brakes gets your program over the last 10 years.

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4:06p, 8/5/21
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Classy
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In reply to mitchdpm • 4:08p, 8/5/21
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mitchdpm said:
All gross, no thanks.
I laughed entirely too much at this comment.
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In reply to Goose • 4:10p, 8/5/21
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Goose said:


Classy
Yikes
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In reply to Bird Poo • 4:13p, 8/5/21
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Goose said:


Classy
Yikes
FMP's to a funeral, just great...
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4:19p, 8/5/21
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Not that being a stripper is a high bar here, but this girl is dumb AF.

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4:20p, 8/5/21
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It looks like PneumAg has been following her Twitter himself.......

Let all that crazy **** continue to fly under the radar and let that program further rot from within!
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