Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits
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Last: 3 yr ago by socalpoohah
Well I guess Bryce wasn't too impressed......he's gonna be an Aggie! Another class recruit joins the best . Gig'em Jimbo!
Of the sips last 10 commits, they have 2 4*, 7 3* and 1 2*. Three Starkisian.
Three Starkisian.
Not Funny said:
I read a rumor on a sip board that banks texted some peepee pics to a chick in his phone book named Taylor, but it was actually Taylor Hamm. Supposedly hamm tried to blackmail banks for program insider news in exchange for not burning him for the dick pics. Apparently bank told him to f off and get lost.
No idea if it is true but it makes for a damn funny story.
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Pole dancing striper with a monkey, Good lord!
legit question....I know the NCAA has a ton of rules about player contact, is it impermissible for her to tweet at him?
SPANK THAT MONKEY! SPANK SPANK THAT MONKEY!!
Sorry, I'm a little drunk.
Sorry, I'm a little drunk.
aggiesherpa said:
legit question....I know the NCAA has a ton of rules about player contact, is it impermissible for her to tweet at him?
By some interpretation of some rule, probably.
Call 1-800-My Monkey.Ag_B_10 said:
SPANK THAT MONKEY! SPANK SPANK THAT MONKEY!!
Sorry, I'm a little drunk.
The stripper reminds me of bunny Lebowski
I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Nice bubble gums!
Brandon Harris to pole assassin... "No Dani, that's not what we meant by who's next!"
Her contacts always make her look like she's got some sort of corneal disease. And her makeup looks like she wiped her face with dirty gardening gloves. But whatever gets the little banks moving I guess...
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UTx doesn't monkey around for sure.
Grab some popcorn...why the ongoing cover-up? The Phenomenon: FF to 1:22:35 https://tubitv.com/movies/632920/the-phenomenon
An est. 68 MILLION Americans, including 19 MILLION Black Children, have been killed in the WOMB since 1973-act, pray and vote accordingly.
TAMU purpose statement: To develop leaders of character dedicated to serving the greater good. Team entrance song at KYLE FIELD is laced with profanity including THE Nword..
The greater good?
An est. 68 MILLION Americans, including 19 MILLION Black Children, have been killed in the WOMB since 1973-act, pray and vote accordingly.
TAMU purpose statement: To develop leaders of character dedicated to serving the greater good. Team entrance song at KYLE FIELD is laced with profanity including THE Nword..
The greater good?
StrykerAg said:
Big ol monkey lovin tittays
Has anyone mentioned that Banks used to be an Aggie coach under Kevin Sumlin?
Yes, many people have mentioned that.
How is the pole dancing with a live monkey a story for "another day"?
Thats an urgent discussion!
Thats an urgent discussion!
"A house divided cannot stand"
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Banks has always been a sexiest. Remember that presentation he got suspended for? 'Spread your legs', 'bang him hard', and 'finish on top'....key words in presentation.sbag said:
Has anyone mentioned that Banks used to be an Aggie coach under Kevin Sumlin?
Apparently he is one hell of a special teams coach.
Just glad he's gone from this program and Texas seems to be a PERFECT landing spot for him.
His girlfriend is a perfect image of exactly what he accounts for as a human being. So F HIM.
Ignoring all that....this thread is just too damn funny! He married a stripper with a monkey? I mean....come on. Greatness.
Is it common these days for recruits to have art commissioned as they approach their signing date?
If so, Benjamin Knox just had a career revival.
If so, Benjamin Knox just had a career revival.
pete85 said:
JB should have consulted first with the borderline erotic one, Bret Bielema....
High heels + Bikini = They end up with half of your sh^t.
She reminds me of a 1974 Muhammed Ali
Quote .. sort of . She's too heavy! Banks gf not Bielema's (ex?) wife
Quote .. sort of . She's too heavy! Banks gf not Bielema's (ex?) wife
StrykerAg said:
Alpha test version of FaceTune.
halfastros81 said:
She reminds me of a 1974 Muhammed Ali
Quote .. sort of . She's too heavy! Banks gf not Bielema's (ex?) wife
Floats like a butterball, stings like VD.
Jen and Brett are still married. Had a daughter a couple of years ago.halfastros81 said:
She reminds me of a 1974 Muhammed Ali
Quote .. sort of . She's too heavy! Banks gf not Bielema's (ex?) wife
That's good to hear actually. Hate to hear about split ups and had no evidence that was the case other than the Bielema quote a few posts up.
Not that I was a Bielema fan or anything .
Never saw a coach with better teams find more ways to lose games than him.
Not that I was a Bielema fan or anything .
Never saw a coach with better teams find more ways to lose games than him.
I always like Bielema as he was entertaining. But coming from a B1G background with the monster linemen they have at Wisconsin, just wasn't the best type of play in the SEC at the time he came into the league.halfastros81 said:
That's good to hear actually. Hate to hear about split ups and had no evidence that was the case other than the Bielema quote a few posts up.
Not that I was a Bielema fan or anything .
Never saw a coach with better teams find more ways to lose games than him.
He's back in the B1G at Illinois as HC. Think that will suit him better.
Sad from so many perspectives but "all a** no brains" is a classic
Sad Panchos is out of business. All gas no brakes seems very appropriate for that place
Patches1995 said:
Sad Panchos is out of business. All gas no brakes seems very appropriate for that place
Underrated comment (even for a rookie)!
There are still a few hanging on.Patches1995 said:
Sad Panchos is out of business. All gas no brakes seems very appropriate for that place
I was amazed to have passed by an operating Panchos just yesterday
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All gonorrhea, no penicillin
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