I am a little confused.... is Dewayne Wade inside that casket? Is Dewayne Wade just praying for her bro? Is Dewayne Wade in the casket business?Goose said:I haven’t had COVID at all yet , but this shit sucks , RIP brother I love u and will miss u dearly , pic.twitter.com/jjmrqDeSEw
— dani (@dani_andjb) February 8, 2021
Classy
Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits
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She does make some valid points.
The world needs a massage with a happy ending 😂🤣🤣🤣
— dani (@dani_andjb) April 23, 2021
So her stripper name is pole assassin...rofl
🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣
— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021
The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂
Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn
If your contemplated bride-to-be has been a guest on the Jerry Springer Show, you might want to keep shopping.
Banks must've misheard and thought tu had "***** Values" instead of "Core Values".
All gas no brakes seems like a stupid motto to me. Of course you need brakes at some point
Cromagnum said:
Not that being a stripper is a high bar here, but this girl is dumb AF.Now if we can just find the perfect landscapers ! I love when the pool looks like this , i wish it tasted like blueberry water and not Chlorine lmao. Thirsty in this heat ! pic.twitter.com/1me3tRDgGC
— dani (@dani_andjb) August 3, 2021
All ass, no brains
"All Gas"? Is that what's causing the bloat?swc93 said:PneumAg said:— dani (@dani_andjb) June 28, 2021
JB should have consulted first with the borderline erotic one, Bret Bielema....
Showstopper said:
If you're contemplated bride-to-be has been a guest on the Jerry Springer Show, you might want to keep shopping.
The groom that left his wife and four kids wouldn't exactly be a great catch either. They're perfect for each other.
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Here's a clip of the Jerry Springer Show pole-dancing GOAT in action....
Another perfect representative of dildo U!
Is this the monkey from the Castell store?
I read a rumor on a sip board that banks texted some peepee pics to a chick in his phone book named Taylor, but it was actually Taylor Hamm. Supposedly hamm tried to blackmail banks for program insider news in exchange for not burning him for the dick pics. Apparently bank told him to f off and get lost.
No idea if it is true but it makes for a damn funny story.
No idea if it is true but it makes for a damn funny story.
If true, that is ****ing funny.
She is disgusting. The herpes is inevitable.
Not Funny said:
I read a rumor on a sip board that banks texted some peepee pics to a chick in his phone book named Taylor, but it was actually Taylor Hamm. Supposedly hamm tried to blackmail banks for program insider news in exchange for not burning him for the dick pics. Apparently bank told him to f off and get lost.
No idea if it is true but it makes for a damn funny story.
I swear I've read the story on here before. That's enough for me to consider it 100% true.
pete85 said:
Here's a clip of the Jerry Springer Show pole-dancing GOAT in action....
Another perfect representative of dildo U!
I'm pretty impressed after watching that. I have friends who take pole classes (similar to yoga classes) for exercise. That is really hard to do.
**This in no way excuses her involvement with recruits**
rootube said:
She does make some valid points.The world needs a massage with a happy ending 😂🤣🤣🤣
— dani (@dani_andjb) April 23, 2021
Deshaun Watson holding on line 1
duddleysdraw88 said:I am a little confused.... is Dewayne Wade inside that casket? Is Dewayne Wade just praying for her bro? Is Dewayne Wade in the casket business?Goose said:I haven’t had COVID at all yet , but this shit sucks , RIP brother I love u and will miss u dearly , pic.twitter.com/jjmrqDeSEw
— dani (@dani_andjb) February 8, 2021
Classy
These are the questions.
I'm gonna say it.
His kids are better off.
His kids are better off.
Maybe he left his family for the Monkey........well I guess in fact he actually did !
NEXT YEAR IS HERE.......again
Jesus tap dancing Christ, this has to be satire. In the past decade, they have had a midget head coach who cheated on his wife. A cokehead head coach (allegedly on both accounts), who cheated on his wife with strippers. Then there is this **** show......a stripper with a monkey! You cannot make this **** up.
Now if we can just find the perfect landscapers ! I love when the pool looks like this , i wish it tasted like blueberry water and not Chlorine lmao. Thirsty in this heat ! pic.twitter.com/1me3tRDgGC
— dani (@dani_andjb) August 3, 2021
Oh, she thirsty
Is this what sip has resorted to now?
Setting the bar even lower.
Setting the bar even lower.
A chick with fingernails like that cannot possibly wipe in a hygienic way. And that's gross. Especially with her build and likely diet. Really gross.
But not as gross as her teeth.
But not as gross as her teeth.
ALL ASS
MO STEAKS
MO STEAKS
The only reason gals need talons like hers is to swoop in and catch trout or salmon in a river.
Talking with a grandkid about this and he suggested the band play T Pain "I'm in luv with a stripper" at the Texas/TAM game.
I had to listen to a little of it. Very little, but you guys might find it funny.
I had to listen to a little of it. Very little, but you guys might find it funny.
Maybe the monkey isn't in any of the pictures because it's afraid of getting spanked.
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She actually pole dances with a live monkey, but that's a topic for another day.
I'm just here for the monkey and stripper pics.
GAC06 said:
A chick with fingernails like that cannot possibly wipe in a hygienic way. And that's gross. Especially with her build and likely diet. Really gross.
But not as gross as her teeth.
Jeff wipes it for her.
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She actually pole dances with a live monkey, but that's a topic for another day.
I'm just here for the monkey and stripper pics.
Username checks out.
If that Hawt tub could talk, what would it say? Asking for a friend.
Well, we know where dani is going to be later this month.
Never knew strippers had an annual convention.
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NEW ORLEANS (WGNO) This month in August, Pole dancers of all ages, backgrounds, and body shapes will gather for the 10th annual International Pole Convention, also known as "PoleCon."
The event is open to the public and will be held from August 26 through 29 at the Sheraton New Orleans.
Attendees will be able to take part in seminars and workshops with internationally recognized "pole stars," they will also have opportunities for instructor certifications and much more.
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"This is our second time hosting the convention in New Orleans," said PoleCon CEO Colleen Jolly "We wanted to return to NOLA to laissez les bons temps rouler for our 10th anniversary of celebrating the diversity of the pole industrythe sports side, fitness side, art side, theatrical side, and of course, the sexy side," she added.
The Weekend Pass is $195 dollars and provides an entire weekend of access to all events, with the fun kicking off Thursday night.
Attendees under 18 participate with a parent or guardian at a discounted rate of $95 for the entire weekend.
Never knew strippers had an annual convention.
usmcbrooks said:
Jesus tap dancing Christ, this has to be satire. In the past decade, they have had a midget head coach who cheated on his wife. A cokehead head coach (allegedly on both accounts), who cheated on his wife with strippers. Then there is this **** show......a stripper with a monkey! You cannot make this **** up.
Next up we have an alcoholic in that head coach position. Perhaps stripper monkeys is just a preview of what's to come?
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