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Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits

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8:14a, 11/2/21
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And I just deactivated my FB.
Covidians, Communists, CNN, FOX, and all other MSM are enemies of the state and should be treated as such.
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8:17a, 11/2/21
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As a reminder…

https://footballscoop.com/news/suspends-two-assistants-following-sexist-womens-clinic-presentation
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8:43a, 11/2/21
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I like how Premium has a topic for this as well when this is CLEARLY Zoo territory.
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9:00a, 11/2/21
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Someone needs to spank the monkey.
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In reply to shihitemuslim • 9:01a, 11/2/21
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shihitemuslim said:
She is a 1985 red Chevy Camero with 300k miles and faded pain with replacement rims and the vinyl with cracks from sun damage


But if offered to take for a drive, would you? Especially if it had a big block put in?
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9:52a, 11/2/21
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https://twitter.com/MottThunder2/status/1350180670811811841?t=q0coA07LFyXmzPzlnrnw7A&s=19
I will never understand how someone can tell so many lies and not feel bad about it...
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9:53a, 11/2/21
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I will never understand how someone can tell so many lies and not feel bad about it...
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In reply to BrotherChad • 10:12a, 11/2/21
Premium doesn't have original ideas
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10:14a, 11/2/21
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https://twitter.com/_**********/status/1455544745267273735?s=21
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In reply to aTm2004 • 10:22a, 11/2/21
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aTm2004 said:
https://twitter.com/_**********/status/1455544745267273735?s=21
that is so awesome. wasnt the rest of the story that hamm tried to extort banks for recruiting info and banks told him to go eff himself?
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10:28a, 11/2/21
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This is comedy gold. Thank you!
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In reply to aTm2004 • 10:33a, 11/2/21
Lol that dork's name is censored on Texags?
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10:51a, 11/2/21
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I will never understand how someone can tell so many lies and not feel bad about it...
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In reply to Anonymous Source • 10:55a, 11/2/21
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Anonymous Source said:
Look, the kid was trick or treating and was hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus, OK?
A+

Blue star for you.
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10:55a, 11/2/21
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What's up with guys named Jeff and their obsession with exotic animals and strippers
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11:13a, 11/2/21
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Ok, now I'm pissed that gameday won't be here this week. The signs would've been EPIC!!!
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In reply to agnerd • 11:15a, 11/2/21
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agnerd said:
Ok, now I'm pissed that gameday won't be here this week. The signs would've been EPIC!!!


Still have SEC nation, we should have a thread for it.
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In reply to PneumAg • 11:18a, 11/2/21
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PneumAg said:
For those of you who don't know, Texas longhorn coach Jeff Banks recently divorced his wife and abandoned his four children to be with a pole dancing stripper. She actually pole dances with a live monkey, but that's a topic for another day.

Anyway, here is longhorn coach Jeff Banks' pole-dancing stripper girlfriend tweeting at Bryce Anderson, a high school teenager, about how he looks good in white and orange:
Can we take a moment to recognize the Prophet PneumAg? We have a clairvoyant living among us!

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11:24a, 11/2/21
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Can you imagine a bigger way to train wreck right before early signing day than what the Longhorns have done the past month?
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11:55a, 11/2/21
OB gets served a softball with this story on Texags radio, but holy crap is he not a funny person. Whiffed on the most hilarious story of the year so far. Big disappointment man.
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In reply to Tibbers • 12:05p, 11/2/21
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Tibbers said:
OB gets served a softball with this story on Texags radio, but holy crap is he not a funny person. Whiffed on the most hilarious story of the year so far. Big disappointment man.


OB still has the vapors from Ainias catching punts inside the 10.
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12:47p, 11/2/21
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Monkey bites
Monkey bites
Monkey jumps up and bites yo a**
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12:54p, 11/2/21
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Wow you'd think with three straight losses the Sips wouldn't have time for….


….

Monkey business.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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1:33p, 11/2/21
"She speak by command of hi five!"

You think CDC will tell Banks "look, we need more high fives on the field so the monkey can stay but the stripper's gotta go"?
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1:47p, 11/2/21
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1:50p, 11/2/21
Well, he was our coach as well.

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20132017 Texas A&M (TE/ST)
2017 Texas A&M (interim HC)

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In reply to infinity ag • 2:09p, 11/2/21
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infinity ag said:
Well, he was our coach as well.

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20132017 Texas A&M (TE/ST)
2017 Texas A&M (interim HC)

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2:17p, 11/2/21
Someone was a bad monkey Halloween night.

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2021/11/2/22759273/monkey-texas-pole-assassin-halloween
Americans new motto
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
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2:41p, 11/2/21
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Lots great comments on Surly Horns about this.
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3:03p, 11/2/21
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Thank god someone saved the monkey gate vid
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3:40p, 11/2/21
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We've all been there, it's Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don't even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you're trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.
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3:44p, 11/2/21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-i_PbeWQAQJj8Y?format=jpg&name=large

When she was stuffing her fat rolls into her onesie, she never once stopped to question her choice of attire.
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4:02p, 11/2/21
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I can't stand this dewsh-nozzle tu fan boy, but this is pretty damn funny!

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In reply to pete85 • 4:09p, 11/2/21
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Incredible!! Just showed it to my sip coworkers. Even they got a kick out of that
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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