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Longhorn coach Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend tweeting at recruits

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Kenneth_2003
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They began bussing in strippers from Houston and specifically, the main club of choice is the one up 290 towards the Highway 6 cutoff. I can't remember the name of it but one of you degenerates will know.
HUH?

Ok, thinking more about this and absolutely NONE of this passes the smell test. Those facilities are owned by the state. You sure as hell aren't going to get that level of renovation with state dollars, and even private dollars you're not doing that level of renovation without BOR level authorization because it's a state owned building.

Now did they have something off campus done under the table with private funds? Maybe? Sure as hell no way that was on campus. I'm not buying it.
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Yeah, seems like that would've been reason to fire Sumlin 'for cause' and save the $20 million buyout.

Unless someone prominent in the administration or a prominent donor signed off on it.
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Now one of their top players Josh Moore has cleared his locker and left the team reports say
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taylorswift13 said:

Now one of their top players Josh Moore has cleared his locker and left the team reports say
From Surly...
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I've never understood this kid, ever. His recruitment was sketchy and all over the place (quite literally) and then the handgun thing...but in media interviews he seems quite normal, even by college football player standards.
The heck is going on over in Austin???
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Kenneth_2003 said:

taylorswift13 said:

Now one of their top players Josh Moore has cleared his locker and left the team reports say
From Surly...
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I've never understood this kid, ever. His recruitment was sketchy and all over the place (quite literally) and then the handgun thing...but in media interviews he seems quite normal, even by college football player standards.
The heck is going on over in Austin???
City of Austin took the slogan "keep austin weird" literally. It's basically San Fransicko 2.0
2025 sure started off with a bang.
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Kenneth_2003 said:

taylorswift13 said:

Now one of their top players Josh Moore has cleared his locker and left the team reports say
From Surly...
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I've never understood this kid, ever. His recruitment was sketchy and all over the place (quite literally) and then the handgun thing...but in media interviews he seems quite normal, even by college football player standards.
The heck is going on over in Austin???


His dad Umpires little league ,coach pitch and minor. Super nice guy and is great with kids. He had one of his sons helping some as well.
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Kenneth_2003 said:

taylorswift13 said:

Now one of their top players Josh Moore has cleared his locker and left the team reports say
From Surly...
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I've never understood this kid, ever. His recruitment was sketchy and all over the place (quite literally) and then the handgun thing...but in media interviews he seems quite normal, even by college football player standards.
The heck is going on over in Austin???
These kids will never learn……they've had years of warning signs from previous recruits and yet they still get $ucked in to that clown show at tu
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Speaking of clowns…….which of you goons called into the radio show yesterday as "Pole Monkey On A Mobile"?
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Easy, Rod said:

So one of my Alabama buddies called this morning to cackle about this. We got to talking and I forgot about the ATM story he told me.

In Sumlin's last year, Banks and like 5 of the other coaches were all going through divorces or heading there. It was obviously a program and people in disarray. Fisher arrives in the aftermath and he had to "fix" a part of their offices. Apparently, Sumlin had contractors come in at some point and overhaul an area that was either extra space or conference rooms or some ***** They had shag carpeting brought in, a stripper pole installed, a bar, club lighting, and numerous partitioned areas with couches.

Yeah, Sumlin built a private strip club in the ATM athletic facilities. They began bussing in strippers from Houston and specifically, the main club of choice is the one up 290 towards the Highway 6 cutoff. I can't remember the name of it but one of you degenerates will know.

How did Banks and "Dani" meet and begin dating? You guessed it. She was regularly coming in to dance for major $$ at Club Kyle. Dude dumped his wife and 3-4 kids for her and promptly left them back in BCS when he got the call to go to Bama.

Fisher shows up and, numerous obvious jokes aside, looks around and says "what in the ****?" and eventually had the area remodeled to normal office confines.

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His stripper girlfriend and her ethnicity is apparently his recruiter wildcard. Makes him more part of the community and relatable, eligibly. According to my UT friends here in town
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Kenneth_2003 said:

SgtBarbarossa said:

Makes me wonder how often Saban had to keep him from doing stupid things while he was at 'bama
Like this?

I hate to be an ass, but why wouldn't someone pick a better looking stripper if they were gonna leave their wife and kids? I'll be 50 years old next week, I'm 40lbs overweight and make a fraction of what Banks makes...and I'm 90% certain I could go pick up a better looking stripper than that tonight.

I mean, seriously...WTF????
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jsmc71 said:

Kenneth_2003 said:

SgtBarbarossa said:

Makes me wonder how often Saban had to keep him from doing stupid things while he was at 'bama
Like this?

I hate to be an ass, but why wouldn't someone pick a better looking stripper if they were gonna leave their wife and kids? I'll be 50 years old next week, I'm 40lbs overweight and make a fraction of what Banks makes...and I'm 90% certain I could go pick up a better looking stripper than that tonight.

I mean, seriously...WTF????
Maybe she's got a good mouth.
2025 sure started off with a bang.
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How's your girls monkey tho?
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I don't think ridiculing her is going to make you an ass. I mean; its not like her parents are going to jump on here to defend her.
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jsmc71 said:

Kenneth_2003 said:

SgtBarbarossa said:

Makes me wonder how often Saban had to keep him from doing stupid things while he was at 'bama
Like this?

I hate to be an ass, but why wouldn't someone pick a better looking stripper if they were gonna leave their wife and kids? I'll be 50 years old next week, I'm 40lbs overweight and make a fraction of what Banks makes...and I'm 90% certain I could go pick up a better looking stripper than that tonight.

I mean, seriously...WTF????


Valid point. If I made $1.8M year, my stripper would be a solid 9 easy! More like a 10.

She looks like Mexican white trash. No offense intended towards the Hispanic community. I would call her complete and total white trash is she was Caucasian.

But then again, Jeff Banks isn't winning any beauty awards himself.
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Ag81Golf said:

"She speak by command of hi five!"



SEC Nation sign?
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FWIW, I definitely remember Jimbo making a comment along the lines of "the offices look like a damn nightclub" shortly after he got here.
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Is banks who coached for us in the belk bowl after Sumlin got canned?

If so I had forgotten he was a coach for us. Straight trash
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Ghost of Bizbee said:

Is banks who coached for us in the belk bowl after Sumlin got canned?

If so I had forgotten he was a coach for us. Straight trash
yes he did, then left the family behind and found the stripper and monkey in Bama, thank Hod we dodged that bullet
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Imagine your football program being so desperate that they would want to hire this clown car.
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akaggie05 said:

FWIW, I definitely remember Jimbo making a comment along the lines of "the offices look like a damn nightclub" shortly after he got here.


https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2958641/

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In a feature on Fisher in the summer edition of Dave Campbell's Texas Football, Fisher didn't sound too thrilled with the way his predecessor, Kevin Sumlin, kept his office. "It's like a damn nightclub in here," Fisher told the magazine, which is on newsstands now. "This ain't gonna be my office."

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Was it already discussed above that Banks is a Washington State grad that probably would have been a candidate for their open position?
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This would be an epic troll job if Iowa State played this at some point during their game on Saturday.

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So…I guess they didn't get the monkey off their back.
 
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