In the light of all the baseball action and our upcoming series with Rice, here is a news story that would be right up Sawdawg's alley.
An 8 year old boy was riding his bike in Bryan TX when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pitbull. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the dog's teeth from his young friend's body, he put it in a choke hold and held on 'til the dog was dead.
The editor of the Eagle happened to see this and after calling St Joseph's EMS, he ran over and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines." "It will read: Texas A&M fan is Hero, Risks Life and Saves Young Friend from Vicious Pit Bull Attack."
The kid said, "That's nice but I'm not an A&M fan."
The editor said, "OK, then it will read: tu Fann Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit Bull Attack."
The kid said, "But I'm not a Longhorn fan."
The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice fan Saves Friend's Life."
Once again the kid interupts and says, "I'm not a Rice fan either."
The now irritated editor asked, "Then who is your favorite team?"
The kid smiles and says, "LSU!"
The next morning the headlines read:
"Beloved Family Pet Murdered by Mean Little Coonass"
Gig 'em Ags! BTHO Rice! Let's go hunting Sawdawg!