This thread has been toying with being gay for a while now, but you just threw it into full-on, Elton John type gay.
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... he once got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz Porterhouse steak... the afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.
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For you who weren't there, 203 didn't shout 'Give 'em Hell Saw Dawg'. We just sat down talking, ignoring his presence. Then just before the first pitch of the 6th inning I believe, we all yelled "April Fools Saw Dawg!" and he busted out laughing. It was perfect.
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In all fairness he returned the favor next inning by not responding when we yelled "Give em hell sawdawg!". He waited for a couple minutes after we said it and then finally acknowledged us.
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At least I have something to work on during lecture now.