If the part about the guy who said he would sue is true...if you are reading this your are a p***y. If i was there I would have taking a billy club to the back of his head and then used body as a rug to clean my shoes...

oh and i have a big smelly bag ready for list eater, even though i think its halirious.

Screw PTI and all that fun stuff, this is Fark quality, and if there is any actual news story posted, then I call the link submission.

Maybe she needs help. She could join this group.

http://www.homestead.com/harebraindd/papereater.html

Santa was just seen reaching for his shotgun...

soso33

quote:

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"she's eating a list
digesting it twice..."

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gonna find out that cheatings not nice,
paper cuts are coming to town.

Be prepared for my coming.

I am hiding.

Real Women of Genius

Kyle Field Presents: Real (women) of Genius
(Real women of genius)
Today we salute you, Ms. List-Eater.
(Ms. List Eater.)
You scoff at a tried and true system of ticket pulling: show up, sign a list, camp out, and pull tickets...
You're better than all that.
(soooo much better.)
Pushing aside those who wait diligently for their tickets, you reach the front of the line, and what do you do when you get there?
You eat the List...
(ohhh yum yum yum)
Doesn't matter how long the list is... there could be 1, 2, 3, even 2007 people on it, you'll eat it just the same...
(You're justified by the Lord!!)
So crack open a crisp pack of College-ruled, Ms. Princess of the Pulp. Cause if the University doesn't sanction it... then it should go in your mouth.
(Ms. List-Eater)

nice

sweet, kbaum

Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater

Bud Light presents real American heroes
(real American heroes)
Today we salute you, Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)
you stand your ground against the angry masses to get your tickets, because deep down you know you are right
(right with god...oh yeah...right with god)
carefully you stuffed that list in your mouth as if it was coated with chocolate frosting
(you could have had a donut)
As others looked on in sheer horror and amazement, you swallowed hard and ruined nights of dedication
(all girls should swallow)
And even though you a carry a few extra pounds, you tossed those concerns aside and devoured that slice of paper fiber goodness
(bring on Kobayashi)
so crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater, because thanks to you ticket window eight will now forever be remembered as ticket window "ate"
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)

They just mentioned it on the news!!!
Classic

Very nice.

STAFF - Move kbaum up a status level from Rookie for that post.

Even Caoch Fran said it on the news!!

i will definitely buy a shirt and wear it to the game....just make it maroon.

What a biotch

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Aggies Never Give Up!!

ag-b-10 give me more info on this news mentioning. when was it on?

What channel was it on the news?

those are the funniest things I've ever heard

It was on the 5pm news on KBTX. May show it again on the 6pm news. Darrell Bruffet, I believe it was, said that "the only thing about it is that this girl has to sit around all of the people she cut in front of." (in so many words) Had no pics of her.

maybe someone tivo'd it for longevity.

You know, I never considered eating this stuff until now....

[This message has been edited by Just an Ag (edited 12/9/2004 5:37p).]

This is by far the best thread I've ever seen.

Ever.

which network is kbtx?

Just posting to post that I got in on this thread. And also TTT!

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so crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater, because thanks to you ticket window eight will now forever be remembered as ticket window "ate"

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pure greatness!

LMAO!!

Payback is a b****

Here's the deal, get to the game early and stake out the Listeater's section. When she arrives, someone successfully steal her ticket and eat IT. Everyone denies such an outrageous accusation and when she gets the attendant OR one of the accomplises gets the attendant and force her to leave..... spiiiiyiyiiiite!

Karma Listeater... karma

THAT would be soooooo funny. Somebody do it. Seriously.

does anyone know what her secion is? i'm going to bring binoculars to the game, i'm hoping i can pick her out eating the box her popcorn came in.

Thank you Listeater! Thank you for providing me with the thread that got me through this afternoon @ work.

But most of all, thank you for being an unethical B*&(^ that cannot wait her turn in line.

My first double post! DARN!!!!

[This message has been edited by Truckin Since 42 (edited 12/9/2004 5:56p).]

KBTX is Channel 5 CBS local to College Station. If you don't get it, you probably won't see it.

Just a reminder to those who do. The news has just started and may show it again.

Someone needs to contact the YLs. This would be a great "Rock" story for NYE, that or they could do a special BTHOList Eaters" for her.

2K

Turn in to the news they are going to show it again. Channel 5 KBTX College Station

Up next on Ch 5! Up next!

Ryan Bishop is in my 7:30am final tomorrow...

KBTX is about to show the same clip that they did at 5. so turn to channel five!!!!!!!!! and check it out!