With that attitude Fran should recruit her to play defense! Sounds like she's got the frame for it.

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Coach Fran totally shut her down though on his donut run it was sweet.

LHGirlie was at the ticket camp-out?!?

What a fatty!

i think she might be one of the greatest aggies ever. the fact they let her get tickets first cracks me up.

My nephew (who was in line) also informed me that she works for the 12th man foundation. If this is true, we need to get her fired!





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Next year they should get a Corp member to guard the lists, with saber in hand.

I'm sure some photos will surface soon. Everyone was taking pictures.

i cant wait!

Don't mention her name on here...or they'll take this one down too.

Judging by some of the things she said (not university regulations...) she went out there intending to cut in line, and if she works for the TMF, she does need to be canned.

[This message has been edited by this88ag (edited 12/9/2004 9:46a).]

Here's the original post that got deleted somehow. I took out anything that might be offensive. Instant Classic.

Topic: Girl eats list at cotton campout....

FriesRAB07
posted 9:01a, 12/9/2004



At about 6:15 a girl showed up to window 8 and demanded tickets to the cotton bowl. She was kindly informed of our long respected "list" system and told she was free to sign up in the next available slot and await her turn for tickets. With this revelation, she grabbed the list off the window, tore it away from bystanders weary of what she may do and stuffed it in her mouth....and swallowed it.

Now being in window 9's list I found it funny at first as I thought I was safe from this psycho-female's shenanigans....but I got to thinking, "holy crap she just ate a piece of paper to be first in line..."

Anywho, she got her tickets first...before all of us that had camped out for the entire week and if I see her on campus I might just have to take an axe handle to her.

There's countless stories and some guys got a mock interview with a bunch of people on tape....

...One more tradition gone through someone's stupid actions.

-Fries.


oh....and p.s. she stood up and said that her actions were "justified with her lord". Think about that for awhile....



JJxvi
posted 9:06a, 12/9/2004



No way this actually happened...


this88ag
posted 9:07a, 12/9/2004



Holy Crap! Are you serious?

If so, they actually sold tickets to her FIRST? They should have demanded that she go home, take her meds and return later.




ricro
posted 9:08a, 12/9/2004



How on earth did a long line of people who had been waiting there for days stand by and watch her pull tickets first??? No way that would have happened had I been camping out for days.


Mister Doctor
posted 9:09a, 12/9/2004



this is a true story. just heard it first hand from a friend of mine who WAS in window 9. the cops said "there's nothing i can legally do about this."

coach fran actually was called to come out and keep the peace, people were getting VERY upset.

and i agree with original post. if i see/saw this girl on campus or at the cotton bowl itself, she might want to turn the other way.

(Oh, and she was not hot. I'd say 2 bills, easy)


1876er
posted 9:10a, 12/9/2004



I was also there and saw her...NO SHE WASNT HOT!!!! She was way overweight.....The funniest part was that she stayed the entire time and got tickets afterEVERYBODY was harrassing her.....Sucks for her at the game cause everybody pretty much saw her. She also tried to justify what she did cause she had JESUS!!!!!! I think I can say I've seen it all now.


FriesRAB07
posted 9:11a, 12/9/2004



True story,

Aside from years of verbal abuse....we couldn't do anything except recite the Aggie Code of Honor and sarcastically pick apart every aspect of her being.

-Fries.


Keegan99
posted 9:12a, 12/9/2004



The funny thing... all those people she cut in front of will be sitting right by her at the game.

I'll wager that she won't be enjoying her gameday experience, and rightfully so.

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1876er
posted 9:12a, 12/9/2004



5'3" and 2 bills at that....Fran was coming out anyways....He said so last night....You shoulda seen his face when people were telling him that a girl ate the list.


1876er
posted 9:13a, 12/09/04



It did make the wait in line seem much faster, however.


Showstopper
posted 9:13a, 12/09/04



Wow. This is confusing. Paper isn't really the easiest thing in the world to eat. If she was that fat how were y'all not able to get to her and get the paper back before she ate it?

Well, I say that, I would think paper would be tough to eat, I've never really attempted.


1876er
posted 9:14a, 12/09/04



I bet it goes down pretty easy when its all soggy from saliva


wheelskjm
posted 9:17a, 12/09/04



i was asleep in my tent when it happend!

but i woke up to this guy saying "window 8 we need yall to come up and sign in again, some girl ate the list...."




BMX Bandit
posted 9:17a, 12/09/04



this may be one of the greatest stories i have ever heard. will go down in history like the first midnight yell on the YMCA building steps.


falconag
posted 9:17a, 12/09/04



yeah coach fran came out this morning and brought dougnuts. he brought enough to feed the first 10 or so in each line.

apparently he told 'list girl' "eat the dougnut, not the list"



boogieman
posted 9:18a, 12/09/04



This is f'in funny.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH



1876er
posted 9:20a, 12/09/04



We should eat paper before every cotton bowl now!!!!! A new Aggie tradition

Here she is:



Get in muh belly!!!!!

This just in . . . . .

Seinfeld cast re-unites to shoot special New Year's Eve episode.

"The List Eatter"

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I can't believe nobody had the saak to escort her away for a little while. Somebody should have taken it into their own hands and done something about it.

I used to have a dog that would eat just about anything. Know what I would do if I caught him? Grip his throat so he couldn't swallow.

This is hilarious.

Can someone whom is a poet start some sort of "tribute to you, List Eater..." poem.

Maybe that will make the beer commercial.

quote:

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Franchione later added of his 4-6 Aggies: “We all feel like (opponents) need to get their licks in while they can.”

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Oh this is too much I've had 10 hours of sleep since Sunday night. But oh man this morning made it all worth it. We were almost to tired to go get a more tape for the camera but oh man are we glad we did!!!

BTHO Listeaters!

shes in for a hell of a lot of trouble


this is why aggies dont lie cheat or steal

wonder if she ever ate her own homework

We were making up all these ridiculous stories last night and NOTHING we came up with was even close to someone ACTUALLY EATING THE LIST!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

From the way it sounds, she has not missed many meals, be it food or "other" substances.

i woulda sicked wreckncrew on her.

She wasn't the only person that thought it would be cool to show up at 5:30 and get in front of those that had been here since Sunday afternoon. This one arrogant ***** showed up in line 10 at 6:00, he was 3rd in line. They asked which group he was in, at which point he responded, "I'm not moving." He plugged in his earphones, and for the next 2 hours he stood completely still and stared straight ahead. Didn't say a word to anybody.

He was surrounded by the Corps, but they couldn't move him physically, because you know what happens when the Corps gets in public altercations...

We called UPD to move the ListEater. They talked to everyone, figured out what was going on, and proceded to stand there to make sure that we didn't harm her.

The box office supposedly didn't have any authority to deny service to the cheaters. In the future there should be official box office lists that run the lines.

-"Old Nerd 1" group, line 10, number 12

EDIT: By the way, Bobinator, you are awesome. Gig 'em.

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Does anyone know how many points a paper list is on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig?

Everybody pulled after IT will be sitting WITH IT. What section did Window 8 pull? I gotta see this sideshow on Jan. 1!

Prior to this, the worst I've ever seen at a camp-out was a 2%er couple, seniors, that were in line in front of me for the '01 tu game. They admitted they weren't going to the game but had been recruited by some tu friends to get them tickets. We played cards all night and made sure we answered roll call, etc. Then around 5AM the terds started their morning runs, no pun intended. They started bashing the terds and mocking the cadences. I stood up to stretch and the guy saw my Old Army T-shirt. We didn't speak again the rest of the wait. At least they didn't eat the list.

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They let him buy tickets, too?

someone should make cheap t-shirts

"BTHO LISTEATERS!"

Does anybody know what her name is??? And is it really true that she works for the Association of Former students???
Because if so...we need to get her fired!

The List Eater and the dude who cut in line should not be allowed to procreate. It would make the world a better place.

y'all are such pansies. i woulda lured her away w/more lists.

So this girl is obviously not an Aggie?? I would have to assume so by her actions.

This is an amazing story...and it will go down in history as one of the best.

I dont know why so many people hate those who camp out. She didnt have to come and wait for two hours, she could have just come when everyone was gone.

What a freak.

And if I had to guess, she is one of the half-@$$es that goes to the game to be a jack@$$ and yell at people rather than watch the game. What a joke. There are some sorry people in this world.

Somebody should have laid a trail of chocolates leading listeater away from the ticket line.

Well if they cut in line, why didn't anybody cut back in front of them?

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