How many bullets did they have to take out of him?The Ex Officio Director said:LeftyAg89 said:The Ex Officio Director said:
I'm in south Montgomery County, my yard is more crunchy than it was before the storm.
How about now??
No idea, I'm at Ben Taub babysitting a suspect.
Why, what's happening.
*****2026 Hurricane Season*****
66,529 Views |
468 Replies |
Last: 27 days ago by Biz Ag
Ryan the Temp said:The Ex Officio Director said:LeftyAg89 said:The Ex Officio Director said:
I'm in south Montgomery County, my yard is more crunchy than it was before the storm.
How about now??
No idea, I'm at Ben Taub babysitting a suspect.
Why, what's happening.
How many bullets did they have to take out of him?
Dog bite, dude felt the need to be a chew toy after assaulting his baby mama.
He's moaning about his leg while nurses are ignoring his a**.
My demon woke up this morning telling me he was tired. I handed him a red bull & said "come on little buddy, we've got chaos to spread"
I miss the stories my sister in law would have being a Ben Taub ER nurse.
Ex Ex Officio Director
Joined:
Oct 8, 2008
Posts:
8,541
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The Ex Officio Director said:LeftyAg89 said:The Ex Officio Director said:
I'm in south Montgomery County, my yard is more crunchy than it was before the storm.
How about now??
No idea, I'm at Ben Taub babysitting a suspect.
Why, what's happening.
Do they play the Muzak version of the Law & Order theme in the elevators?
sts7049 said:
where did this term brown ocean effect come from?
I've been using it for years to describe my bowel movements the day after eating Indian food.
SlackerAg
Joined:
Feb 28, 2012
Posts:
9,383
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Hub `93 said:
South end of Silsbee. Kountze definitely had a little more rain than us. Looks like it went straight up Hwy 69.
Check that. They got a lot more rain than us. Wow.
Our power came back on last night almost exactly 24 hours after it went out. We were fortunate: lots of folks around us still had power outages this morning.
Ex Ex Officio Director said:The Ex Officio Director said:LeftyAg89 said:The Ex Officio Director said:
I'm in south Montgomery County, my yard is more crunchy than it was before the storm.
How about now??
No idea, I'm at Ben Taub babysitting a suspect.
Why, what's happening.
Do they play the Muzak version of the Law & Order theme in the elevators?
Probably smooth jazz version of Bad Boys by Inner Circle.
As I was watching the game, this notification popped up on the phone. Why taunt the Atlantic like that?
That's not satire. El Nino (Pacific warming) is associated with below average hurricane activity which explains NOAA's prediction on page 1.
The Atlantic season is expected to be below-normal due to competing factors. El Niño is expected to develop and intensify during the hurricane season, while ocean temperatures in the Atlantic are expected to be slightly warmer than normal and trade winds are likely weaker than average. El Niño conditions tend to support less tropical storms and hurricanes, while warmer ocean temperatures and low winds support a more active year.
The Atlantic season is expected to be below-normal due to competing factors. El Niño is expected to develop and intensify during the hurricane season, while ocean temperatures in the Atlantic are expected to be slightly warmer than normal and trade winds are likely weaker than average. El Niño conditions tend to support less tropical storms and hurricanes, while warmer ocean temperatures and low winds support a more active year.
I think you missed the joke within the truth.
Morbo the Annihilator
Joined:
Nov 28, 2006
Posts:
10,317
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
El Nino and La Nino years have been going on for thousands of years. The hysterical left who want everyone but themselves to live in mud huts are using it as a "gotcha" moment.
It's satire.
It's satire.
Morbo the Annihilator said:
El Nino and La Nino years have been going on for thousands of years. The hysterical left who want everyone but themselves to live in mud huts are using it as a "gotcha" moment.
It's satire.
How is the left using what as a gotcha?
Morbo the Annihilator said:
El Nino and La Nino years have been going on for thousands of years. The hysterical left who want everyone but themselves to live in mud huts are using it as a "gotcha" moment.
It's satire.
I'm guessing from the lack of activity on this thread that Pacific hurricanes don't count?
BBRex said:
I'm guessing from the lack of activity on this thread that Pacific hurricanes don't count?
Only hurricanes in Gulf of America count.
We still have another month left, I say....
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
randy828 said:
We still have another month left, I say....
Two, ackshually….
maroon barchetta said:randy828 said:
We still have another month left, I say....
Two, ackshually….
I'm sticking with the old, non-climate alarmist, end of October.
Forecast before AI/Gen models 🌀📈
— Saheb Singh (@PlaysSaheb) September 30, 2026
It is not surprising AI has picked up on long term guidance finally, S2S & intraseasonal oscillations favour Gill response flip, CAG Nward axis deflection + TW w/ terrain +ve cyclonic vort., no Gulf ridge. BoC by climo. lowest shear hotspots. https://t.co/2foiF1iKXo pic.twitter.com/lhoJG3bjdY
wessimo said:Forecast before AI/Gen models 🌀📈
— Saheb Singh (@PlaysSaheb) September 30, 2026
It is not surprising AI has picked up on long term guidance finally, S2S & intraseasonal oscillations favour Gill response flip, CAG Nward axis deflection + TW w/ terrain +ve cyclonic vort., no Gulf ridge. BoC by climo. lowest shear hotspots. https://t.co/2foiF1iKXo pic.twitter.com/lhoJG3bjdY
Milwaukees Best Light
Joined:
Nov 1, 2007
Posts:
19,818
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
wessimo said:Forecast before AI/Gen models 🌀📈
— Saheb Singh (@PlaysSaheb) September 30, 2026
It is not surprising AI has picked up on long term guidance finally, S2S & intraseasonal oscillations favour Gill response flip, CAG Nward axis deflection + TW w/ terrain +ve cyclonic vort., no Gulf ridge. BoC by climo. lowest shear hotspots. https://t.co/2foiF1iKXo pic.twitter.com/lhoJG3bjdY
Fook man, I am a scientist and I can't follow that gibberish.
"If you can't dazzling them with details, baffle them with bull****"
Milwaukees Best Light said:wessimo said:Forecast before AI/Gen models 🌀📈
— Saheb Singh (@PlaysSaheb) September 30, 2026
It is not surprising AI has picked up on long term guidance finally, S2S & intraseasonal oscillations favour Gill response flip, CAG Nward axis deflection + TW w/ terrain +ve cyclonic vort., no Gulf ridge. BoC by climo. lowest shear hotspots. https://t.co/2foiF1iKXo pic.twitter.com/lhoJG3bjdY
Fook man, I am a scientist and I can't follow that gibberish.
Me thinks Mr. Singh has spent too much time answering phones at a call center.
wessimo said:Forecast before AI/Gen models 🌀📈
— Saheb Singh (@PlaysSaheb) September 30, 2026
It is not surprising AI has picked up on long term guidance finally, S2S & intraseasonal oscillations favour Gill response flip, CAG Nward axis deflection + TW w/ terrain +ve cyclonic vort., no Gulf ridge. BoC by climo. lowest shear hotspots. https://t.co/2foiF1iKXo pic.twitter.com/lhoJG3bjdY
Man i have that same thing on my fridge. My 5 year old grand niece made it for me in kindergarten art class
chatgpt interpretation:
He is saying that the large-scale tropical pattern is likely to become more favorable for storm formation around Central America, the eastern Pacific, and perhaps the southwestern Gulf of Mexico during roughly October 720.
And importantly, this isn't just one guy reading tea leaves. NOAA's official Week 23 Global Tropics Outlook issued September 29 says essentially the same thing: it expects continued East Pacific activity, sees models developing a Central American Gyre, and assigns a 2040% probability of tropical cyclone formation in the Bay of Campeche/western Caribbean region.
What this means for Houston
At this stage, it does not mean "a hurricane may hit Houston." It's much farther upstream than that.
Think of the forecasting chain as:
favorable large-scale pattern > thunderstorms increase > low pressure forms > tropical cyclone develops > steering pattern determines where it goes
What is worth paying attention to is that the Bay of Campeche/southwestern Gulf may become an area to watch during roughly the second week of October. If an actual disturbance forms there, then the position of ridges/troughs over the U.S. becomes extremely important for whether it stays in Mexico, moves west toward Texas, or gets pulled north/northeast.
He is saying that the large-scale tropical pattern is likely to become more favorable for storm formation around Central America, the eastern Pacific, and perhaps the southwestern Gulf of Mexico during roughly October 720.
And importantly, this isn't just one guy reading tea leaves. NOAA's official Week 23 Global Tropics Outlook issued September 29 says essentially the same thing: it expects continued East Pacific activity, sees models developing a Central American Gyre, and assigns a 2040% probability of tropical cyclone formation in the Bay of Campeche/western Caribbean region.
What this means for Houston
At this stage, it does not mean "a hurricane may hit Houston." It's much farther upstream than that.
Think of the forecasting chain as:
favorable large-scale pattern > thunderstorms increase > low pressure forms > tropical cyclone develops > steering pattern determines where it goes
What is worth paying attention to is that the Bay of Campeche/southwestern Gulf may become an area to watch during roughly the second week of October. If an actual disturbance forms there, then the position of ridges/troughs over the U.S. becomes extremely important for whether it stays in Mexico, moves west toward Texas, or gets pulled north/northeast.
Not reading all that gibberish. Get back to us when it's three days out.
By then all the bleach and TP will be gone from the shelves
Marauder Blue 6 said:
Not reading all that gibberish. Get back to us when it's three days out.
Three days out:
Local networks: "Houston is about to be DESTROYED"
Space City Weather: "Still a lot of uncertainty here, we're watching the shear and cyclonic formation. Suffice it to say this thing could hit anywhere between Matagorda Bay and New Orleans. We'll have a lot more certainty in 2-3 days...".
Hopefully Lanza is stocked up on tampons and toilet paper.
Marauder Blue 6 said:
Hopefully Lanza is stocked up on tampons and toilet paper.
He's evacuated the the northeast for climate reasons and now writes about nor'easters* on the eyewall.
* -- the most annoying name for a weather event in America, equivalent to national news reporting on the first Blue Norther of the fall in Texas. Can't just call a nor'easter a storm for...reasons
Serotonin said:
chatgpt interpretation:
He is saying that the large-scale tropical pattern is likely to become more favorable for storm formation around Central America, the eastern Pacific, and perhaps the southwestern Gulf of Mexico during roughly October 720.
Martin Q. Blank said:Serotonin said:
chatgpt interpretation:
He is saying that the large-scale tropical pattern is likely to become more favorable for storm formation around Central America, the eastern Pacific, and perhaps the southwestern Gulf of Mexico during roughly October 720.
Should say "Oct 7-20".
Good news is that Nike has more special editions than there are grains of sand on earth, so they have every possible chatgpt transcription error covered.
False.Serotonin said:
* -- the most annoying name for a weather event in America, equivalent to national news reporting on the first Blue Norther of the fall in Texas. Can't just call a nor'easter a storm for...reasons
DERECHO is the most annoying name for a weather event.
Featured Stories
See All
11:44
19h ago
10k
Another outbreak of Aggie futility results in sickening finish
by Olin Buchanan
Learned, Loved, Loathed: South Carolina 17, Texas A&M 9
by Olin Buchanan
Keys to the Game: Texas A&M vs. Louisiana-Monroe
by Luke Evangelist
8:31
20h ago
1.5k
Game Highlights: South Carolina 17, Texas A&M 9
by Andrew Wu