3rd Coast said:
Yea, unfortunately they won't get to know the goodness of Allsups burritos…I don't know where they would even be within 200 miles of being able to get one.
Danny Vermin said:
Anytime I see an Allsups , I get burritos.
Old McDonald said:
buc-ee's hippo taco is legit one of the best breakfast tacos i've ever had, which is random because their other ones are kinda mid
This guy's kids are NEVER gonna believe him https://t.co/A9Xz4HhlKO
— Sensurround (@ShamashAran) June 18, 2026
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) June 19, 2026
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.…
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Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee's. There are no words for Buccee's.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down.
Backyard Gator said:The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) June 19, 2026
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.…Quote:
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee's. There are no words for Buccee's.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down.
Ulysses90 said:
This one from a South African guy hits really hard.
Backyard Gator said:If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.
— TSA (@TSA) June 18, 2026
Thank you.
They're hoarding ranch to take home
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Have you ever watched the YouTube channel Jolly? It's two British guys doing food all over the world. It's hilarious to hear then talk about ranch dressing (which Josh pronounces as "raunch").
Tone2002 said:
This reminds me of visiting a city/country on vacation and then thinking about moving there until reality sets in… lol
But I'm glad the visitors are having a good experience nonetheless
3rd Coast said:
Except for the faux tortillas and powdered eggs
TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) June 19, 2026
Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle. pic.twitter.com/KjT6RrDfmv
Backyard Gator said:
Kraft is stepping up!!TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) June 19, 2026
Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle. pic.twitter.com/KjT6RrDfmv
aggiehawg said:Backyard Gator said:
Kraft is stepping up!!TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) June 19, 2026
Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle. pic.twitter.com/KjT6RrDfmv
Too bad Kraft wouldn't be able to sell those packets in the UK. Too many ingredients that are likely outlawed there. Of course, anything having more than a few ingredients is problematical for them.
The list from similar ranch dressing packets:
Maltodextrin (from corn), salt, monosodium glutamate, buttermilk solids (from milk), whey solids (from milk), garlic, onion, lactic acid, modified corn starch, citric acid, casein (from milk), hydroxypropyl methylcellulose, whole milk solids, parsley, guar gum and calcium stearate.
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No, none of the ingredients listed on that ranch dressing packet are illegal or banned in the United Kingdom. There is a widespread internet myth that American packaged foods are loaded with chemicals that are completely illegal across the Atlantic. While it is true that the UK and the European Union have stricter thresholds on specific food dyes (like Yellow 5 or Red 40) and have banned substances like potassium bromate (a dough conditioner) and titanium dioxide (a whitening agent), the specific ingredients in this classic ranch recipe are fully permitted in both jurisdictions.
aggiehawg said:
That's weird because the Brit youtubers have to order ranch dressing from Amazon. Can't buy it over there from what I have heard them say.
Backyard Gator said:
Kraft is stepping up!!TSA warned Europeans not to try to fly home from the World Cup with bottles of ranch dressing.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) June 19, 2026
Kraft is now releasing a pack of TSA-compliant ranch packets that add up to a full bottle. pic.twitter.com/KjT6RrDfmv
Backyard Gator said:aggiehawg said:
That's weird because the Brit youtubers have to order ranch dressing from Amazon. Can't buy it over there from what I have heard them say.
Like I said, AI is often wrong.
Brit absolutely losing it over England vs USA possibly happening in Philadelphia on July 4th 😂
— 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕐 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 (@SaltyGirl09) June 19, 2026
Americans will get a kick out of this video. pic.twitter.com/KnC3Az8YAE
ts5641 said:Backyard Gator said:I can’t get enough of Europeans experiencing America. This couple received challenge coins at a bar in Texas! ♥️♥️♥️ pic.twitter.com/LJFwfZnN0O
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) June 12, 2026
It's as if the MSM pushing 'Trump is the devil!!!' 24/7 colored their viewing habits, so they're completely shocked when they travel to America, and talk to actual Americans, especially in the South.
This is hell for the left. How dare people speak complimentary of our evil racist country??
It could technically happen…but I believe the odds are low…aggiehawg said:
I don't think the brackets are fixed in a way that can happen? But I know nothing about FIFA, so.
Backyard Gator said:Brit absolutely losing it over England vs USA possibly happening in Philadelphia on July 4th 😂
— 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕋𝕐 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 (@SaltyGirl09) June 19, 2026
Americans will get a kick out of this video. pic.twitter.com/KnC3Az8YAE
It just gets better and better the more he goes on!!
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It could technically happen…but I believe the odds are low…