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Ja Rule is back at it again. The swindled, bamboozled rapper has announced that he plans to give Fyre Festival another go, despite his first effort being the most colossal flop in history.

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"In the midst of chaos, there's opportunity." Shared Ja Rule, "It [Fyre] is the most iconic festival that never was. I have plans to create the iconic festival, but you didn't hear that from me."

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BowSowy said:

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A well-planned and well-run Fyre Fest 2.0 would probably be a huge success

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Stupe said:

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Not if anyone that was associated with this one had their named attached to it.

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Objective Aggie said:

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streetfighter2012 said:

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Watched the Netflix doc last night. I don't have Hulu so I can't compare them, but I enjoyed it for what it was.

All I can think of now is that The Office needs to somehow make an episode or movie special where Michael Scott buys tickets for everyone instead of giving out their Christmas bonuses or with the budget surplus. Could be an amazing combination of the booze cruise, survivor man, dinner party, and company picnic episodes.

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what about "Fyre Fest tix or Tots" where Michael tries to make amends by buying Fyre Fest tickets for all the kids he screwed over on his college scholarship promises.

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streetfighter2012 said:

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So far I have "The Office Goes To Fyre" or just "The Office: Fyre"

-once there Michael doesn't realize it's a crap shoot and is walking around with printed pictures of the "influencers" looking for them

-Jim and Pam set up office olympics/ casino night type games trying to stay safe inside a tent

-Kelly convinces people she's a Kardashian and gets to stay on a yacht or one of the beach houses

-Dwight goes full survivor man and catches fish with his bare hands, builds a fire on the beach and sells them to the starving attendees

-Angela sneaks her cats in because she can't leave them at home. The cats tear up the mattress/tents.

-Kevin and Darryl take the stage pretending to be an opening act

-Stanley sits on the beach the whole time doing crossword puzzles

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Diggity said:

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If the documentary taught us anything, it's that putting on the festival of this scale in a remote place with little to no existing infrastructure isnt cost effective.

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streetfighter2012 said:

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So far I have "The Office Goes To Fyre" or just "The Office: Fyre"

-once there Michael doesn't realize it's a crap shoot and is walking around with printed pictures of the "influencers" looking for them

-Jim and Pam set up office olympics/ casino night type games trying to stay safe inside a tent

-Kelly convinces people she's a Kardashian and gets to stay on a yacht or one of the beach houses

-Dwight goes full survivor man and catches fish with his bare hands, builds a fire on the beach and sells them to the starving attendees

-Angela sneaks her cats in because she can't leave them at home. The cats tear up the mattress/tents.

-Kevin and Darryl take the stage pretending to be an opening act

-Stanley sits on the beach the whole time doing crossword puzzles

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-Kelly convinces people she's a Kardashian and gets to stay on a yacht or one of the beach houses

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Duncan Idaho said:

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If I were in my 20s, I'd buy at ticket and hope for the worst but expect a mediocre festival with decent festival sloots to hook up with

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wcb said:

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HoustonAg and I were completely on the same page here

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Diggity said:

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If the documentary taught us anything, it's that putting on the festival of this scale in a remote place with little to no existing infrastructure isnt cost effective.

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streetfighter2012 said:

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So far I have "The Office Goes To Fyre" or just "The Office: Fyre"

-once there Michael doesn't realize it's a crap shoot and is walking around with printed pictures of the "influencers" looking for them

-Jim and Pam set up office olympics/ casino night type games trying to stay safe inside a tent

-Kelly convinces people she's a Kardashian and gets to stay on a yacht or one of the beach houses

-Dwight goes full survivor man and catches fish with his bare hands, builds a fire on the beach and sells them to the starving attendees

-Angela sneaks her cats in because she can't leave them at home. The cats tear up the mattress/tents.

-Kevin and Darryl take the stage pretending to be an opening act

-Stanley sits on the beach the whole time doing crossword puzzles

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Duncan Idaho said:

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streetfighter2012 said:

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So far I have "The Office Goes To Fyre" or just "The Office: Fyre"

-once there Michael doesn't realize it's a crap shoot and is walking around with printed pictures of the "influencers" looking for them

-Jim and Pam set up office olympics/ casino night type games trying to stay safe inside a tent

-Kelly convinces people she's a Kardashian and gets to stay on a yacht or one of the beach houses

-Dwight goes full survivor man and catches fish with his bare hands, builds a fire on the beach and sells them to the starving attendees

-Angela sneaks her cats in because she can't leave them at home. The cats tear up the mattress/tents.

-Kevin and Darryl take the stage pretending to be an opening act

-Stanley sits on the beach the whole time doing crossword puzzles

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I don't even like the office but this is awesome.

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Tobias Funke said:

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put on by Ja Rule and a private investor

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First red flag

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