quote:YUB NUB!
Just realized we hit 400 pages.
We did it guys!
quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
quote:quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
quote:Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
quote:But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?quote:Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
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But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?
quote:maybe he was being sarcastic... there were blast marks all over the place. You'd think soldiers could hit slow, unarmed jawas rather easy and not blast all over the place.quote:But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?quote:Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
quote:I think he was thinking back to when the Stormtroopers were clones.....the ones who wiped out the Jedis.quote:But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?quote:Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
quote:Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?quote:But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?quote:Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...quote:No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
quote:You assume they hit the pod they were aiming at.quote:
Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
quote:She's hot.
I've never seen anything that Felicity Jones is in. What do I need to know?
quote:So basically you're saying Sand People are pretty ****ing awesome shots and the Empire ****ed up in recruiting humans instead of them? I agree.quote:
Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
quote:Still more successful at hitting things that Stormtroopers.quote:You assume they hit the pod they were aiming at.quote:
Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
For all you know they could have been shooting at womp rats.
quote:That is a damn good point that I'd never thought about before.quote:
Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
quote:Apparently she's 32?! Wow. Late bloomer. She looks 22 in this trailer. And according to Wiki, she's single. uhh, but yea...i don't know anything about her actual acting either.
I've never seen anything that Felicity Jones is in. What do I need to know?
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That last shot of the trailer was very "Hunger Games-esque".
quote:Maybe the Tusken's aim deteriorated after 20+ years of being frightened of men in hooded cloaks?
Still more successful at hitting things that Stormtroopers
quote:Are we about to embark upon a Felicty vs Daisy debate?
you people
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you people
quote:Why? That's probably the most employed (overemployed?) storyline tying all the films together over the past 35 years. Sure Lucas overdid it but JJ used the exact same ploy. At this point it seems to be the only thing the masses actually want from the franchise.
Rey's mom? Resist the inner-Lucas urge that exists in all of us to tie together every character in the series... or not even series, universe.
quote:I say this with kindness... Take your young adult BS and
I also got a certain "Katniss" vibe from the main character.
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I also got a certain "Katniss" vibe from the main character.
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I would be happy to bullseye her womprat
quote:Yes.
Not a Star Wars die hard but like the movies and hadn't read through the thread. Is this new Rogue one set in the time between ROTS and ANH?
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Not a Star Wars die hard but like the movies and hadn't read through the thread. Is this new Rogue one set in the time between ROTS and ANH?
