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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.

Further, you don't think it's possible that getting kicked in the side by some ninja bears can dislodge a full grown soldier from walking across a tree?
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Just realized we hit 400 pages.

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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...
But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?
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But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?

He was just looking at things ... "from a certain point of view."
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...
But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?
maybe he was being sarcastic... there were blast marks all over the place. You'd think soldiers could hit slow, unarmed jawas rather easy and not blast all over the place.
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...
But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?
I think he was thinking back to when the Stormtroopers were clones.....the ones who wiped out the Jedis.

It's been awhile since then and the current crop of recruits resemble more Bill Murray in "Stripes" rather than "Full Metal Jacket."
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I love how everyone uses the Ewoks to bash on stormtroopers, when in fact it was obvious they sucked all the way back in A New Hope.
No doubt, see trooper hitting head on door on the Death Star.
Yeah, the Emperor's elite troops could not hit a wall standing three feet away, to say nothing of Bulls-eyeing womprats ...
But Kenobi said only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise..... Are you saying he lied?
Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?
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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?

Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
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I've never seen anything that Felicity Jones is in. What do I need to know?
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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?

Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
You assume they hit the pod they were aiming at.
For all you know they could have been shooting at womp rats.
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I've never seen anything that Felicity Jones is in. What do I need to know?
She's hot.
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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?

Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
So basically you're saying Sand People are pretty ****ing awesome shots and the Empire ****ed up in recruiting humans instead of them? I agree.
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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?

Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
You assume they hit the pod they were aiming at.
For all you know they could have been shooting at womp rats.
Still more successful at hitting things that Stormtroopers.
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That last shot of the trailer was very "Hunger Games-esque".

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Which always begs the question if stormtroopers were this precise, then how f'in bad is the Sand People's aim?

Bad enough to bullseye pod-racers traveling at high speeds hundreds of yards away!?!?
That is a damn good point that I'd never thought about before.
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I've never seen anything that Felicity Jones is in. What do I need to know?
Apparently she's 32?! Wow. Late bloomer. She looks 22 in this trailer. And according to Wiki, she's single. uhh, but yea...i don't know anything about her actual acting either.
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I was wondering why that shot looked familiar. Good call.
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That last shot of the trailer was very "Hunger Games-esque".




Don't yet dare bring that in here.
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you people

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Was gonna post the same thing
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Still more successful at hitting things that Stormtroopers
Maybe the Tusken's aim deteriorated after 20+ years of being frightened of men in hooded cloaks?
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you people


Are we about to embark upon a Felicty vs Daisy debate?

Pics are required, of course.
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I would be happy to bullseye her womprat
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Rey's mom? Resist the inner-Lucas urge that exists in all of us to tie together every character in the series... or not even series, universe.
Why? That's probably the most employed (overemployed?) storyline tying all the films together over the past 35 years. Sure Lucas overdid it but JJ used the exact same ploy. At this point it seems to be the only thing the masses actually want from the franchise.
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I also got a certain "Katniss" vibe from the main character.
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Give me Daisy over Felicity.

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I also got a certain "Katniss" vibe from the main character.
I say this with kindness... Take your young adult BS and

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I also got a certain "Katniss" vibe from the main character.


I invite you to go somewhere else for your Star Wars talk.
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I would be happy to bullseye her womprat


I wouldn't even mind if sand got everywhere while rolling around with her.
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Not a Star Wars die hard but like the movies and hadn't read through the thread. Is this new Rogue one set in the time between ROTS and ANH?
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Not a Star Wars die hard but like the movies and hadn't read through the thread. Is this new Rogue one set in the time between ROTS and ANH?
Yes.
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Not a Star Wars die hard but like the movies and hadn't read through the thread. Is this new Rogue one set in the time between ROTS and ANH?


Immediately (as in days) before ANH.
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