Eliminatus said:

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Are people from Guam called Guamish?

Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.

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Guamanians i think

If from the south side of the island, they are Guamers.
Damn Guamees are from the north side.

It's guamx now

I wouldn't trade my brain for anyone else's. I really really like it. It might be my favorite thing about me.

You're just claiming to be a narkissist unless
you have actually kissed a narwhale's butt.

People from Guam are called Chamarro if I remember correctly.

You're thinking of beans.

How many baptists would enjoy a christmas gift from a catholic friend that instead of a donation to the human fund it was "a confession of your sins has been made in your name"?
"Bless their hearts, they think that works".

Are there butts in this world that can actually be used as a shelf while someone is standing up straight?

713nervy said:

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Are there butts in this world that can actually be used as a shelf while someone is standing up straight?

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We saw one of these in Vegas once - we still talk about it to this day … literally redonkulous

Eliminatus said:

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Are people from Guam called Guamish?

Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.

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Guamtemalams

We've advanced far enough that we use the precision of lasers to remove tattoos but most tattoos are still drawn by hand? That seems dumb.

But it's art. You could say that about paintings.

Anchorhold said:

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We've advanced far enough that we use the precision of lasers to remove tattoos but most tattoos are still drawn by hand? That seems dumb.

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This seems like a really good business idea since you could be open 24/7, be able to produce the exact image you want before ink and charge a lot less. But, people getting tats probably move and therefore the image would not come out right.

How many times do you think you've peed in your entire life?

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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How many times do you think you've peed in your entire life?

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Hard to figure. But if I have averaged 5 times per day in my lifetime it's easily over 100,000. And 5 times per day will be low during infancy and on days in adulthood where I've kept up with hydration.

IIIHorn said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

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Carp!

I never realized the link between the two songs until your post.

And, I had to think about it.

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Damn. I'm 66 and just now realized it thanks to y'all.

Each and every one of our existence basically required us winning the lottery twice.

First, that the Earth even exists, and can sustain human life.

Second, the million-to-one shot of your particular sperm cell winning the race to your mother's egg.

We're talking a one in quadrillions chance that you exist at this moment.

Take it to the R&P board, heretic.

-What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
-If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
-Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
-Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
-If man developed from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
-If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?
-How many is too many?

Time travel or coincidence?

Definitely time travel.

I want to believe.

I wonder if my brother ever has any cool stories that he tells other people. All he ever says to me is "your mom" jokes.

Lex said:

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-What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
-If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
-Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
-Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
-If man developed from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
-If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?
-How many is too many?

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How do we know that monkeys did not develop from humans?

All the cool stories you tell him, he passes off as his.

Lex said:

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More than we expect, I'm sure.

I assume if I'm in a room with 10 people at least 3 have killed somebody.

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Proof all women are a minimum, 19% evil

Aggie Dad 26 said:

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Lex said:

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More than we expect, I'm sure.

I assume if I'm in a room with 10 people at least 3 have killed somebody.

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Proof all women are a minimum, 19% evil

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RUDE

So ...

None of BES's showers are scheduled?

A b-hole is the same as an a-hole but an a-hole is not always a b-hole.

CoachtobeNamed$$$ said:

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IIIHorn said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

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Carp!

I never realized the link between the two songs until your post.

And, I had to think about it.

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Damn. I'm 66 and just now realized it thanks to y'all.

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All cops using the alphabet for sobriety tests are setting you up for failure if they won't let you sing it.

Lex said:

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Aggie Dad 26 said:

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Lex said:

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More than we expect, I'm sure.

I assume if I'm in a room with 10 people at least 3 have killed somebody.

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Proof all women are a minimum, 19% evil

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RUDE

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Well the only people who would have such a thought as yours are people who have seriously considered murder themselves or people who have committed a murder or known someone who committed a murder.

To everyone outside those 3 demographics the thought of murder is so unusual and alien it would never cross their mind that murder was common in the general population.

Women enjoy true crime stuff because they have had similar thoughts and want to explore those fantasies in a safe way that has zero reprecussions.