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Random shower thoughts
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Last: 1 mo ago by Brian Earl Spilner
G.I.Bro said:
So being able to nut in women is the bare minimum level of biological accomplishment for a man? Why do us men high five each other for it then?
No.
It is easy for a woman to get laid and knocked up. For anyone that says different:
women: how many times has a man turned you down when you overtly offered sex in ur ENTIRE life? You can probably remember every single time and count them on your hands.
Men get turned down 80% of the time. Even ugly women can find sex easily. Many sociology studies and dating apps have shown this.
A man generally has to do something to get laid. He has to be something, accomplish something, get money, be very attractive, be a REALLY good liar, or find a very dumb female.
Hence the high fives.
Ghost of Bisbee said:
What an odd derail
Didn't think it was possible to derail a thread about shower thoughts, but someone found a way
And yet I never make anyone's list- even the naughty ones.
713nervy said:
OBVIOUSLY because that's what men were molded by evolution to do. To nut in our moms.
You're finally getting it!
713nervy said:
lol I just cannot with him.
Ur right. Srry. I'm Taken.
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If someone becomes a US citizen after their child is born here which generation american are they?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of the song?
I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
It's actually a French tune from the 1700s. The first widely known song with lyrics associated with the melody is called Ah vous dirai-je, Maman (translated: Oh! Shall I tell you, Mama.):Brian Earl Spilner said:
I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Oh! Shall I tell you, Mama,
What is causing my torment?
Daddy wants me to reason
Like a big, big person,
But I say that candies,
Are worth more than the reason!
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star came later, and The Alphabet Song much later.
Brian Earl Spilner said:
I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
I was like 38
Brian Earl Spilner said:
I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Carp!
I never realized the link between the two songs until your post.
And, I had to think about it.
Why do we use the word "second" as an interval of time, instead of first or third?
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Why do we use the word "second" as an interval of time, instead of first or third?
Did you get that watch second hand?
Twinkle, twinkle, little carp,IIIHorn said:Brian Earl Spilner said:
I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Carp!
I never realized the link between the two songs until your post.
And, I had to think about it.
How I wonder what thou art.
Down below the sky so high,
Like a finger in the pie,
Twinkle, twinkle, little smell,
How I wonder what the hell.
What the hell
Bah bah black sheep also follows the twinkle twinkle melody
Baloney is just hot dog pancakes.
I heard this on TikTok and I can't stop thinking about it.
I heard this on TikTok and I can't stop thinking about it.
Does nervy look as good in the shower as Kelly LeBrock did in Weird Science?
jwoodmd said:
Does nervy look as good in the shower as Kelly LeBrock did in Weird Science?
What are you doing in the shower whilst wondering this?
Ringing a bell, of courseG.I.Bro said:jwoodmd said:
Does nervy look as good in the shower as Kelly LeBrock did in Weird Science?
What are you doing in the shower whilst wondering this?
Because sometimes there's uncertainty about which guy and day it was.G.I.Bro said:
Why don't we celebrate the day our dads nutted in our moms?
Who eats a salad without any dressing?! GahROSS
The only "dressing" I will put on salad is olive oil
I once dated (for 4 yrs) a very fit (5-8, 114) young lady who constantly ate carrots and salad.
On the salad, even in an expensive restaurant, she would invariably apply a mixture of olive oil/vinegar/sweet&low...it wasn't bad.
The only problem was that she ate so much carotene that her skin was orangish even though she was a brunette.
On the salad, even in an expensive restaurant, she would invariably apply a mixture of olive oil/vinegar/sweet&low...it wasn't bad.
The only problem was that she ate so much carotene that her skin was orangish even though she was a brunette.
How many chin hairs is too many chin hairs?
I can't stop thinking the words "weiner patrol." They just keep popping into my brain when there's a lull from other thoughts.
Is that what you call a night out with your friends
713nervy said:
I can't stop thinking the words "weiner patrol." They just keep popping into my brain when there's a lull from other thoughts.
Sounds like you just "spoke your truth".
Thaaaaat's…probably accurate, haha.
Red velvet is just chocolate with red dye.
Do you prefer Sloppy Joes or Chili cheese dogs?
chili cheese dog but only if the chili has beansTanya 93 said:
Do you prefer Sloppy Joes or Chili cheese dogs?
Chili cheese dog and it ain't close.
Shredded cheddar, chopped onions, tiny bit of mustard.
Shredded cheddar, chopped onions, tiny bit of mustard.
Are people from Guam called Guamish?
Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.
Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.
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