Random shower thoughts

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Lex
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In reply to Ags4DaWin • 5:45p, 7/13/24
I babysat for a family where the wife killed the husband
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In reply to Ags4DaWin • 6:18p, 7/13/24
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Ags4DaWin said:
Lex said:
Aggie Dad 26 said:
Lex said:
More than we expect, I'm sure.

I assume if I'm in a room with 10 people at least 3 have killed somebody.


Proof all women are a minimum, 19% evil


RUDE

Well the only people who would have such a thought as yours are people who have seriously considered murder themselves or people who have committed a murder or known someone who committed a murder.

To everyone outside those 3 demographics the thought of murder is so unusual and alien it would never cross their mind that murder was common in the general population.

Women enjoy true crime stuff because they have had similar thoughts and want to explore those fantasies in a safe way that has zero reprecussions.
Wow, you are being too rough in her. Where I live I assume it's more like at least 5 out of the 10 in the room have.
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In reply to Tecolote • 6:42p, 7/13/24
Some people just don't know.
You can't blame him for his innocence.
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In reply to Lex • 7:09p, 7/13/24
Lex said:
I babysat for a family where the wife killed the husband

Need more details. Or a link to the Lifetime movie or Dateline episode.
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In reply to Lex • 7:11p, 7/13/24
Lex said:
-What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
-If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
-Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
-Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
-If man developed from monkeys, how do we still have monkeys?
-If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?
-How many is too many?

The cheap sandwich meat is square.
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11:32a, 7/15/24
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Birds have teeny tiny eyes and yet can see crazy good and far.
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Lex
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In reply to 713nervy • 12:32p, 7/15/24
Birds aren't real.
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7:08a, 8/9/24
How many prisoners get regular christmas cards and vacation pictures from their victims? Just as a "You're in there, I'm out here, **** you."
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Brian Earl Spilner
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12:48p, 8/9/24
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Why do Brits say "tomah-to" but don't do that for potato?
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 2:42p, 8/9/24
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Brian Earl Spilner said:
Why do Brits say "tomah-to" but don't do that for potato?


Because they are stupid euro trash.
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10:45p, 8/25/24
I found this video and just watched it for 10 minutes, forgetting that I needed to work.
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12:35p, 8/29/24
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Do worms ever get diarrhea because they eat something bad?
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In reply to 713nervy • 12:54p, 8/29/24
713nervy said:
Do worms ever get diarrhea because they eat something bad?


Do worms eat something that gives them worms?
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2:50p, 8/29/24
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Nervy always talkin bout dookie
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11:10p, 8/30/24
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What do you think Henry Cavill is doing this weekend? Do you think he's thinking about me?
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In reply to 713nervy • 7:02a, 8/31/24
By thinking of you, do you mean hiding from stalkers?
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10:59p, 9/1/24
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Is doobie not the funniest slang for pot, ever?
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:00p, 9/1/24
No, but hippie lettuce is.
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In reply to 713nervy • 11:06p, 9/1/24
Or "the chronic".
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In reply to 80s Guy • 11:46a, 9/2/24
80s Guy said:
Flashdiaz said:
I think of the science on why farts smell worse in the shower.
hot moist air intensifies the methane stank
And, they are not filtered by the clothes you are wearing.
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2:39p, 9/5/24
I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.
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In reply to Lex • 4:11p, 9/5/24
Lex said:
I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.

I don't think that's true. Dogs have been known to eat their dead owners.
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In reply to NoahAg • 6:08p, 9/5/24
Well *****
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In reply to Lex • 7:58p, 9/6/24
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Really? What's your reference for this?
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In reply to TX_COWDOC • 8:00p, 9/6/24
I thought I read it but you know what, I like reading and I coulda been dreaming about reading. It could literally be a false flag I planted in my own head.
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In reply to NoahAg • 8:00p, 9/6/24
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An old man from my home town kept a bunch of ferrel hogs he trapped. One day he went missing. Sheriff found most of his bones.

Seems he had a heart attack in the pen and the rest sorta took care of itself.
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In reply to TX_COWDOC • 8:02p, 9/6/24


Theo Von is where I heard it. I love that guy.
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In reply to TX_COWDOC • 8:03p, 9/6/24
For a second I was really beginning to think it was just me and a fever dream.
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In reply to Lex • 8:13p, 9/6/24
Lex said:
I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.


Ramsay Bolton says hold my dog biscuit
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8:14p, 9/6/24
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Damn. Gonna get rid of my cat!
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In reply to TX_COWDOC • 8:18p, 9/6/24
Don't punish the predator. It's just doing what it do.
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 8:19p, 9/6/24
Tanya 93 said:
Lex said:
I try to keep it to like 1 cat in the house because if you die a cat will eat you. A dog won't.


Ramsay Bolton says hold my dog biscuit


I forgot that.

He said *labradors* won't eat their owner.
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9:14a, 10/5/24
If the metric system is so great then why are cokes always 0.5 liters or 500 mL and never half liter or 5 deciliters?
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10:04p, 10/8/24
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You ever think about how it's dark in your refrigerator when you're not looking in it?
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