Random shower thoughts

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Eliminatus said:

Are people from Guam called Guamish?

Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.


Guamanians i think
ABATTBQ11
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Guameranians
Rongagin71
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If from the south side of the island, they are Guamers.
Damn Guamees are from the north side.
G.I.Bro
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It's guamx now
Brian Earl Spilner
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Whenever a Guamese disappears after a minute, you could say they were Guam in 60 seconds.
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I wouldn't trade my brain for anyone else's. I really really like it. It might be my favorite thing about me.
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713nervy said:

I wouldn't trade my brain for anyone else's. I really really like it. It might be my favorite thing about me.
Rongagin71
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You're just claiming to be a narkissist unless
you have actually kissed a narwhale's butt.
redeyeone
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People from Guam are called Chamarro if I remember correctly.
Brian Earl Spilner
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You're thinking of beans.
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How many baptists would enjoy a christmas gift from a catholic friend that instead of a donation to the human fund it was "a confession of your sins has been made in your name"?
"Bless their hearts, they think that works".
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Are there butts in this world that can actually be used as a shelf while someone is standing up straight?
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713nervy said:

Are there butts in this world that can actually be used as a shelf while someone is standing up straight?


We saw one of these in Vegas once - we still talk about it to this day … literally redonkulous
Johnny Park!
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Eliminatus said:

Are people from Guam called Guamish?

Truly have no idea. But saying it tickles me and I will continue to do so until corrected, forcefully.


Guamtemalams
Anchorhold
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We've advanced far enough that we use the precision of lasers to remove tattoos but most tattoos are still drawn by hand? That seems dumb.
Brian Earl Spilner
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But it's art. You could say that about paintings.
Langley
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jetch17 said:

713nervy said:

Are there butts in this world that can actually be used as a shelf while someone is standing up straight?


We saw one of these in Vegas once - we still talk about it to this day … literally redonkulous


This was the hooters in Panama (the country)


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Anchorhold said:

We've advanced far enough that we use the precision of lasers to remove tattoos but most tattoos are still drawn by hand? That seems dumb.


This seems like a really good business idea since you could be open 24/7, be able to produce the exact image you want before ink and charge a lot less. But, people getting tats probably move and therefore the image would not come out right.
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How many times do you think you've peed in your entire life?
maroon barchetta
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

How many times do you think you've peed in your entire life?


Hard to figure. But if I have averaged 5 times per day in my lifetime it's easily over 100,000. And 5 times per day will be low during infancy and on days in adulthood where I've kept up with hydration.
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IIIHorn said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

I was literally in my 20's when I realized the alphabet song is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.


Carp!

I never realized the link between the two songs until your post.

And, I had to think about it.




Damn. I'm 66 and just now realized it thanks to y'all.
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Each and every one of our existence basically required us winning the lottery twice.

First, that the Earth even exists, and can sustain human life.

Second, the million-to-one shot of your particular sperm cell winning the race to your mother's egg.

We're talking a one in quadrillions chance that you exist at this moment.
maroon barchetta
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Take it to the R&P board, heretic.
 
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